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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
BOBBY
SOX
By
Marty Links
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.. And remember! After just one jar of this miracle
cream, we ask you to let the face in the
mirror be your judge!”*
CROSS
TOWN
By
Roland Coe
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“Look, George, the windshield wiper ... NOW It’s
working!”
NANCY
By Ernie Bu»hmiHer
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MUTT AND JEFF
THIS IS A VfRyUMJ
EXCLUSIVE NIGHTyCLUB
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FAMOUS PEOPtEy
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By Bud Fisher
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VIRGIL
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SILENT SAM
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GOT HIS STRIPES
There seemed to be nothing in the
world that Private Sawtell couldn’t
do. Around Manila, where he
served, they called him “the most
versatile man in the army.”
One day, when an officer wanted
a haircut and the barber was away,
Private Sawtell volunteered to do
the job.
“Were you -»ver a barber?" asked
the officer.
“Yes, sir,” replied Sawtell, “I
was a barber for three years.”
A few days later another officer,
heartily tired of the regular camp
rations, wanted a special dish pre
pared.
“I can prepare it, sir,” said Pri
vate Sawtell, saluting.
“Did y^u ever cook?” he was
asked.
“Yes, sir; three years' experi
ence, sir.”
The dish was marvelous. Three
days later the colonel’s horse threw
a shoe. Sawrtell fixed it. After that
he was, successively, dentist, letter-
writer, watch-repairer, leading ten
or in the camp show, and a dozen
other things. In all these tasks he
claimed long experience, and in all
he served superlatively well.
One day Lie colonel called Saw
tell into his uffice.
"Sawtell,” said the colonel, “I
have a warrant for your arrest.
Seems you’re badly wanted back in
the United States. You have been a
particularly valuable man, Sawtell,
and I hate to lose you, particularly
as you will have to go to prison.”
“Oh, that’s all right, colonel,” re
plied Sawtell. “I’ve had experience
—four years in Leavenworth.”
RIPE OLD AGE
Nit—That parrot is ninety-five.
Wit—He’s awfully green for his
age.
Bank Failure
Cashier—Hey, you men, you’d
better hurry up and pick up that
safe you dropped on the sidewalk.
The president of the bank won’t like
it.
Movers—So what? Where is he?
Cashier—Under the safe.
Nice Work
Nit—A fellow pushed my grand
uncle off a scaffolding and killed
him and got paid for it.
Wit—You’re crazy. Why should
they pay anyone for that?
Nit—He was the hangman.
Very Odd
Joe—Now just how could your
brother be drowned right in the
middle of Broadway? It just isn’t
possible.
Bill—Simple. He just fell into an
open manhole. '
NO RESEMBLANCE
Mr. Jones—Do you think you can
paint a good portrait of my wife?
Artist—Well, it it’s good, it won’t
be of your wife.
Cold Sober
Harry—Don’t you always have
complete control of yourself when
you’re driving?
Jerry—Not always. Quite often my
wife is with me riding in the back
s?at.
Bang Bang Ouch
Jones—Was that your wife I heard
exploding last night over at your
house?
Smith—Yes. I had some powder
on my coat collar.
Baby Talk
Mother (with baby’s bottle)—
How would you like to watch me
feed her, Jimmy?
Young Jim—Feed her? Sure! To
what?
Sounds Good
Brown—I’m glad to see you’re up
from your operation so scon.
Blue—Yes, the doctor said I had
wonderful powers of vituperation.
Keep Your Glasses On
Diner—The last time I ate here
the grapefruit was terrible.
Waiter—Wait till you get an eye
ful of this one!
Papa Pays
Wifey—1 just got another new hat.
How do you like it?
Hubby—That’s the last straw!
Wifey—How did you guess it?
SEWING CIRCLE WEtJhECAtAFT
Gay Cross-Slitched Kitchen Towels
Sc
A FTER dinner, dishes are fun
to do when you’ve towels em
broidered with these gay sunbon-
net girls and colorful balloons!
Simple stitchery.
For sweeter music, give your
phonograph records a bath now
and then, using warm water and
mild soap.
—.
Before stuffing fowl wipe the in
side thoroughly dry to prevent the
stuffing from being soggy.
>—•—
Put spices, seasonings, baking
powder, cream of tartar and the
like on a cookie sheet and keep on
a shelf in the kitchen cabinet.
When cooking or baking, take out
the cookie sheet and make your
choice.
—•—
Wrap gold and silver evening
bags and slippers in dark-colored
cloth to prevent tarnish.
—•—
If you have a favorite piece of
jewelry which cannot be worn be
cause it discolors the skin, try this:
After cleaning it, give the back a
coat of colorless nail polish.
—•—
Grease glass baking dishes be
fore putting food in them to bake
and they will be much easier to
wash.
—•—
Immediate patching of worn
spots may add years to the life
of a roof if it is, on the whole,
still in good condition. It is, how
ever, usually poor economy to do
a patchwork job on a roof that is
well worn.
Sunbonnet girls look like applique—are
easy cross-stitch I Pattern 7320 has trans
fer of 6 motifs averaging 6 by S',2 inches.
Due to an unusually large demand and
current conditions, slightly more time ts
inquired in filling orders for a few of the
most popular pattern numbers.
Send your order to:
Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept.
364 W. Randolph St. Chicago 80, Ul.
Enclose 10 cents for Pattern
No
Name-
Address-
Okapi Seems Made Up of
Giraffe, Horse, Zebra, Ox
If naturalists of the 19th century
believed they had discovered all
of the world’s large animals, they
were mistaken. The rare and re
markable okapi was not found
until 1900, in the deep forests of
Belgian Congo. The okapi is a
walking puzzle. It has the legs of
a zebra, the head of a giraffe,
and the thick neck of a work
horse. Its body is that of an ante
lope, and its tail and hoofs like
those of an ox. The strange crea
ture has a two-foot-long blue
tongue. And its skeleton is pre
cisely the same as that of a pre
historic beast which lived on the
island of Crete in the Mediter
ranean sea some 10,000,000 years
ago.
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CHAPPED UPS
SOOTHED IiUICKLY!
A cracked lip—so cruel and painfull
Caused when raw, bitter weather
dries skin cells, leaves them “thirsty.”
Skin becomes sore—may crack and
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