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Little Known Stories
About Well-Known People:
The current March of Dimes cam
paign recalls a delightful story
about a grand lady; A New York
merchant once approached FDR’s
mother at a banquet and offered to
contribute $500 to the Warm Springs
Foundation if she would pose for a
picture with his mother. Sarah
Roosevelt replied she would be will
ing to pose even if he didn’t con
tribute any money. . . . The mer
chant then said he would give $1,000.
. . . "And now,” he added, “I’ll
bring my mother over here. She is
92, and this will be the biggest thrill
in her life.”
‘‘In that case,” said the 84-year-
old Mrs. Roosevelt, “I’ll go to her—
I’m younger.”
While working as an editor for
several leading magazines, Theo
dore Dreiser wrote a fabulous
amount of wonderful wordage—
short stories, poems, plays, essays,
social studies and novels, including
his most famous work, “An Amer
ican Tragedy.” In ’27 he visited
tne Soviet Union as a guest of the
government. When he stopped in
England on his way back, Mr.
Churchill asked him, “Well, what do
you think of Russia?”
“I told him,” Dreiser said (to Bob
van Gelder), “that I thought it was
a wonderful country, a wonderful
system.”'
"Nonsense,” Churchill said, “it
won’t last seven years.”
Decades ago, Clarence Darrow,
the famed lawyer, was the principal
speaker at a woman’s club. After
his address he found himsef in con
versation with a few ladies who in
sisted on discussing birth control.
“Mr. Darrow,” said one, “what do
you think of birth control for the
masses?”
“My dear lady,” replied the fa
mous man, “whenever I hear people
discussing birth control, I always
remember that I was the fifth.”
The late George Norris made a
speech in which he pointed out that
mankind’s scientific and mechanical
progress hasn’t prevented the bar
barism of war. . . . “We have wars,”
said Norris, “because the human
race has learned how to improve
everything—except people.”
Neatest comment on Eisenhow
er’s outline of demobilization plans
came from one of the boys on the
GI Liberation Committee in Paris.
Gen. Ike had told Congress; “When
you see firemen playing checlAjrs
in the firehouse you don’t send them
home because there’s nothing to do.
And it’s the same in Germany. The
soldiers may be sitting around ■vith
nothing to do—or so they think. But
their presence there is very neces
sary.”
“Mebbe so,” said the soldier
(w 'o’d been told five times of a sail
ing date, only to have it changed),
“but even a fireman gets disgust
ed—when there are nothing but
false alarms!”
This is a Mark Twain tale we
haven’t come across before. . . .
When Mark was at the height of his
career he informed a friend: “It
took me ten years to discover that
I had no talent for writing.”
“And you gave it up?”
“Oh, no! By that time I was too
famous!”
“As long as we’re on puns,” adds
Frank Case’s son, Carroll, "the win
ner and still champion is old Sam
uel Johnson, who was approached
by a would-be wit in the Mermaid
Tavern (the Aigonquin of its day).
The wag said: ‘Now admit it, Sam;
the only reason you don’t like puns is
that you can’t make them.’ ... To
which Johnson punned: ‘Sir, if I
were pun-ished for every pun I shed,
I’d have no puiflf shed in which to
rest this punish head.’ ”
That reminds us of our pet pun.
. . . “A pun,” someone said, “is
the lowest form of wit, pun my soul
it is!”
Quotation Marksmanship: Doro
thy Dix: Drying a widow’s tears
is one of the most dangerous occupa
tions known to man. , . . Geo. S.
Perry: Tugboats shooting the air
full of sharp, white toots. . . . Paul
Ernst: Looking crisp and cool as
though she had slept on mint leaves.
. . . F. E. Jones: Impatient soldiers
overseas waiting for Retumity. . , .
Ben Grauer: He rode to the bot
tom on one-way pawntickets. . . .
Jack Marshall: He’s a patriot with
the accent on the riot. . . . Thoreau:
I would not talk so much about my
self if there were anybody else
whom I knew so well. . . . LaRoche-
foucauld: “In their first passion
women love their lovers. In ail oth
ers they love love.
DELAWARE WATER GAP . . . Along Route 611, southeast of Strouds
burg, Monroe county. From early spring until late autumn the Pennsyl
vania hills are among the most beautiful in the world.
By EDWARD EMERINE
WNU Features
“T^NENNS YLVANIA has
r-'^something for every-
body.”
It is more than a boast, more
than a slogan. The Keystone
state is so varied in climate,
scenery, industries and occupa
tions that it defies articulate and
coherent description. Whatever
your interests, your plans, your
ambitions or hopes, listen to the
story of Pennsylvania.
Are you interested in American
history? Start at Independence hall
in Philadelphia, the Cradle of Lib
erty. Wander through the streets
where Benjamin Franklin lived and
worked and helped create a united
nation. Or travel to Gettysburg
where the greatest battle of the
Civil war was fought. Visit Fort
Necessity, near Uniontown, the
scene of Washington’s first battle,
in 1754, when he was commander
of the colonial troops. See the mu
seum at Valley Forge, formerly
Washington’s headquarters during
that cold winter when the colonies’
hope was at its lowest. Go to Gen
eral Braddock’s grave near Farm
ington, or to the Old Blockhouse
at Pittsburgh. Swing up to Erie to
see the Niagara, Commodore Per
ry’s flagship in the battle of Lake
Erie in 1813.
Mountains, Lakes, forests.
Vacation? Sports? First of all,
you’ll like the famous Pennsylvania
Turnpike and the other smooth high
ways of Pennsylvania. There are
mountains and valleys, rivers and
streams. Pennsylvania has 200 siz
able lakes for boating and water
sports—with Lake Erie thrown in
for good measure! You’ll find trout
streams and lakes for fishing, and
Mount Davis in Somerset county
with its 3,213 feet for you to climb.
The “Grand Canyon of Pennsyl
vania” (Pine Creek Gorge) at
Wellsboro, or Pymatuning lake and
wild waterfowl refuge in Crawford
county, should thrill you. There are
picnicking and camping sites by
the hundreds, old trails to follow,
and 6,500 acres of virgin timber in
Cook Forest state park. These are
but a few; others can be found in
every nook and corner of Pennsyl
vania’s 45,000 square miles of
beauty.
Are you an industrialist? Then
you’ll want to investigate the great
coal fields, like those at Scranton,
BUCKHILL FALLS ... In the
heart of the Pocono, Monroe county.
or look into Pennsylvania’s billion-
dollar textile business. The steel
mills at Pittsburgh with their blast
furnaces roaring should tingle your
blood. And don’t forget to see the
site of Drake oil well, Titusville,
where petroleum, the black gold,
was first struck in the United States.
Everywhere you go you’ll see a fac
tory, a mine, a great industrial
plant.
You’re a farmer? Lancaster coun
ty, Pennsylvania, ranks second in
the United States in income from
farm products! Just remember that
the thrifty “Pennsylvania Dutch”
knew how to till the land, and their
grandchildren do too! Big barns,
fine houses and well-tilled fields like
those in Franklin county will tell
you more than words. The Penn
sylvania landscape is dotted with
farms and the big city markets
are right at hand. Pennsylvania
farmers do not have to ship long
distances to find a place to sell their
crops, their livestock, poultry or
dairy products.
The Commonwealth leads in the
production of buckwheat. Other im
portant crops are winter wheat, rye,
oats, corn, potatoes, tobacco, ap
ples, peaches, pears and grapes.
Many Colleges, Universities.
Schools? The institutions of high
er education include the University
of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia,
founded in 1740; Washington and
Jefferson in Washington, founded in
1780; Pennsylvania State college;
University of Pittsburgh; Carnegie
Institute of Technology in Pitts
burgh; Lafayette college, Easton;
Lehigh university, Bethlehem; Tem
ple university, Philadelphia; Buck-
nell university, Lewisburg; Dickin
son college, Carlisle; Franklin and
Marshall college, Lancaster; Alle
gheny college, Meadville; Duquesne
college, Pittsbuigh; Grove City col
lege, Grove City; Haverford col
lege, Haverford; Swarthmore col
lege, Swarthmore. There are 14 col
leges for women, including Bryn
Mawr. Lincoln university and Chey-
ney training school for teachers are
for Negroes. There are 13 state
teachers’ colleges and 7 junior col
leges!
Pennsylvania (Penn’s Woods)
was named for William Penn, the
founder of the province. His char
ter was granted by Charles II in
1681. The terms, “Commonwealth”
and “General Assembly,” were
originated by Penn and remain in
the state constitution to this day.
The United States was born on
Pennsylvania soil. The articles of
confederation were adopted in Phila
delphia ; the Declaration of Inde
pendence was written and signed
there; the treaty of peace which
ended the Revolutionary war was
ratified in that place, and later the
constitution of the United States was
formulated there.
The Commonwealth has built its
industries largely on basic ele
ments. It produces nearly half the
steel of this nation, shipping it to
all parts of the world. The greatest
metal production ever attained at
one locality is at Pittsburgh. The
bituminous coal annual output aver
ages approximately 100 million tons,
while anthracite averages over 51
million tons. The Commonwealth
produces high-grade petroleum, iron
ore, pig iron, steel for rails and
structural purposes, lime, slate and
other metals and minerals. A list
of products manufactured in Penn
sylvania would fill a book!
Traditionally progressive, the peo
ple of Pennsylvania offer you a
warm welcome to visit their state.
Seeing is believing!
EDWARD MARTIN
Governor of Pennsylvania
A native Pennsylvanian, Gov. .Ed
ward Martin has had a brilliant
military, business and political ca
reer.
Governor Martin has been state
auditor, state treasurer and adju
tant • general of Pennsylvania, as
well as prominent in insurance,
banking and oil interests.
WEST VIRGINIA I >1 A R V L A K X)
Are You There, Mooney?
Get set for more trouble. Man
has now made contact with the
moon!
*
He has communicated with it by
radar. All he got back was an echo.
But it is the No. 1 Echo of all Hu
man History. I ,
*
And there is this to remember:
Give a scientist an echo and he
won’t rest until he gets an argu
ment.
♦
It’s amazing. Hollywood would
even call it colossal. The moon is
225,000 miles from the earth. That’s
even farther than the road compan
ies of “Life With Father” and “Hell-
zapoppin” have traveled jo ; ~ Jy.
♦
Up until now man has never been
able to establish contact with the
moon except through the Lick Ob
servatory or Tin Pan Alley.
_
Scientists have been trying to
communicate with the moon for
ages, but all they got back was
“They don’t answer.” The Man in
the Moon has been one fellow free
from the nickel-nickel-nickel jin
gle. He didn’t even know what our
best hair oils and nail polishes were.
*
But an American Signal Corps
man, Lt. Col. John De Witt, has said
“Hello” to the moon.
♦
All we hope is that we don’t send
a message to the moon and get back,
“So you’re the guy!” or, “Remem-
oer, you started this business!”
*
The establishment of contact may
mean the ability to detect rocket
planes of the future and provide
communication between the earth
and great airships, cruising near the
moon, but the whole business fills
us with goose pimples.
*
Splitting the atom and getting
rebuttals from the moon all in one.
season is NOT good.
•
Elmer Twitchell, the well-known
pinochle wizard, astronomer and ail-
day sucker designer, says that he
has been working on the problem
of contacting the moon all his life.
“I got answers,” he declared today.
“But no answer from any place is
good unless it is signed.”
*
Elmer says he even tried to con
tact the moon, using an irresistible
question, “Would you be interested
in a T-bone steak dinner for ninety
cents?” He got an answer, “Is
that with mashed or french fried?”
which made him so sore he hung up
without making certain whether it
was from the moon or not.
* 0 *
Are You $50,000 Smart?
To help raise funds for the Alfred
E. Smith memorial hospital, a
quiz with a winner take all prize
of $50,000 was conducted by John
Kieran at the Waldorf the other
night. Two men, W. R. Coe and
Lester Stone, tied in a photo finish
and split the prize $25,000 each.
Inasmuch as $50,000 marks a new
high for quiz contests and every
body is saying, “Gee, I wish I had
been there,” we have secured the
12 questions and answers. Try them
on your cerebellum:
1. What is the mean approximate
distance from the earth to the
moon? 239,000 miles.
2. What high office in the federal
government was held by Aaron
Burr? Vice President.
3. Who discovered Manhattan and
when? Henry Hudson, 1609.
4. Of Rome, New York and Tokyo,
which is the farthest north and
which farthest south? North: Rome.
South: Tokyo.
5. What is the highest mountain in
the world? Mt. Everest.
6. How much does a cubic foot of
water weigh? About 62 pounds.
7. Are the Philippines on, above or
below the equator? Above.
8. Who composed Rigoletto? Verdi.
9. Who served the shortest term
in the presidency? William Henry
Harrison, who died one month after
his inaugural.
10. What British monarch had the
longest reign? Queen Victoria.
11. Give the name of the poem
and author: “Smiling, the boy fell
dead.” Robert Browning’s Incident
of the French Camp.
12. How deep is the ocean at its
deepest point? 35,400 feet.
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The Questions
1. What artist painted 62 self-
portraits because he could not af
ford a model?
2. Canada was ceded to Great
Britain as a result of what Euro
pean war?
3. How many sons did AbrahaAj
Lincoln have?
4. What do flyers mean when
they say “the wind is ninety”?
5. Which would give the most
moisture back into the air — a
square mile of forest, ocean or
plains?
6. What is a brumal month?
The Answers
1. Rembrandt.
2. Seven Years’ war.
3. Four.
4. That it blows from the east,
90 degrees from the north.
5. Forest.
6. A winterlike one.
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When Winston Churchill debarked
from the Queen Elizabeth in N. Y.
recently a reporter asked why he
wasn’t going to defend British pol
icy in Palestine at the Garden’s
“That We May Live” rally.
“I’m only going to vacation here
two months,” he replied.
The reporter observed that most
U. S. politicos are lucky to vaca
tion one month. Churchill bit into
his cigar and quipped, “If I were a
politician, I’d still be Prime Minis
ter.”
DIAGNOSIS
“What seems to be wrong?” the
doctor asked us.
“I feel futile and frustrated. No
pep,” we explained.
“Ah,” the doctor replied. “You’re
having a touch of reconversion.”
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Can You Remember—
Away back when everybody was saying,
"If the war were only over how happy we
would be?”
• • •
Hi—I see a mountain is to he
named after Gen. Eisenhower. Ike's
Peak, would yon say? George B.
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when working with ornamental
shrubs and vines around buildings.
Indian Words
“Chocolate,” “tomato,” "coyote,•*
and “ocelot” are all Aztec words.
The Spaniards who conquered Mex
ico’s Aztec empire learned them
and carried them all over the world.