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THE NEWBERRY SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C.
\/f UCH to the surprise and shock
of several American league
managers, plus their supporters, the
long time lowly Browns have re
fused to crack.
They have kept coyly away from
the soapy chute under the smart
direction of my old
Titus, Ala., friend,
James Luther Sew
ell. Luke’s main in
structions have
been to “keep them
rolling'.’’
And the Browns
have kept rolling
for about the second
time in over forty
years, dating back
to the days of
George Sisler.
No one will stand
op and say that the Browns have
any shining set of stars. They
haven’t. Bnt they have a set of
steady going ballplayers, including
Vernon Stephens, George MeQninn,
Chester Laabs, and A1 Zarilla, pins
at least a good mid-war pitching
staff.
GrantlandRice
They claim no outstanding stars,
but their average certainly matches
anything else in the American
league. In Luke Sewell they have a
smart and well-balanced manager
who hah earned their liking and their
respect.
Note* of a New Yorker:
The New York papers recently of
fered an article by Gypsy Rose Lee’s
mother. The story was about Gyp
sy . . .New Yorkers are faihiliar
with the silly quarrel between these
two . . . Supposed to have started
when Gypsy wrote articles for a
magazine about her early career in
which her mater was kidded a lot
and unfrocked a little . . . Broad-
wayites later heard buzzing about
mother and daughter getting to the
point of name-calling.
Once Gypsy received a telegram
from her Mom, which warned that
unless the two could get together
about a certain matter she—the
mother—would “give” the story to
the newspapers.
“Look, Mom, don’t be a fool,” re
plied Gypsy, “don’t give it to the
papers. Sell it to them.”
Now Is probably the labt time to
recount this instance of the humor
ous by-play that went on between
FDR and Henry Wallace. When Mae
West was suing Frank Wallace for
divorce the papers were full of sto
ries headed "Mae West Charges Wal
lace Unkind to Her.” The President
scissored one out and sent it to the
vice president with a note (in his
own handwriting) reading, “Henry,
is this the way to treat your wom
en?”
Luke ought to know his share of
baseball. He began catching for
Cleveland back in 1921, a matter
of 23 years ago. Luke stuck with
Cleveland tor 12 years before he
moved on to Washington—and later
to Chicago. He was only a .259 hit
ter, but he always knew how to han
dle that big glove, and direct his
pitching staff.
When he drew the iob of manag
ing the Browns it was something
like being sentenced to Siberia.
What difference did it make—who
might be managing the Browns?
I talked with Luke early this
spring and his only comment was:
“We have just as good a chance
as any team in the league. Just
at this spot there are at least five
teams that are evenly matched. It’s
the sort of race where it might be
important to get the jump. That’s
what we are shooting for. The team
that gets the jump will have a big
advantage with so many other clubs
killing off any single challenger.”
How It Worked Out
It has worked out just as Sewell
predicted. The Browns got the jump.
Just back of them were the Red
Sox, Yankees, Indians, etc. There
was little difference.
Luke Sewell had called the turn
as far back as April showers. “Get
the jump.”
The Yankees and Red Sox, Indi
ans, Tigers and White Sox, all be
gan clawing each other or one an
other. Once in a while some Brown
challenger would win four or five
in a row, then drop the next four..
The Red Sox and the Yankees
bath kept making threatening
moves. Then the Indians cut in. But
whan the dust had settled on various
fields and the smoke had blown
away, there were the Browns still
out in front, piking along and still
winning their share and protecting
that early jump that Luke Sewell
worked for.
It is a much tougher proposition
for a leading club to have only one
fast-moving pursuer on his heels.
When you have three or four they
keep taking care of the chasers and
dragging them back.
The charge has been made that
St. Louis hasn’t supported either club
—Cardinals or Browns—that St.
Louis is not a two club major entry.
This is all true.
St. Louis, for one reason or an
other, is only a one club entry in
the major leagues, and not any too
hot as a one-club spot. There are
any number of cities, including Los
Angeles, that would be a big league
gold mine in comparison.
But this has nothing to do with
the ballplayers composing the dou
ble line-ups of Cardinals and
Browns. But the facts are that the
ballplayers working for St. Louis
fans have dominated both leagues so
far.
The Cardinals were a romp be
fore the first ball was thrown back
In April. The Cardinals would be an
even bet against a team picked from
the other 15 clubs in both leagues.
Bnt one might have thought that
the uprising of the Browns would
have churned up the old town in
Missouri. In place of that the Dodg
ers in last place in the National
league have been outdrawing the
leading Browns.
Ernie Pyle reported the incident
of captured Nazi General von Schlie-
ben, who squawked to Yank com
manders about American photogra
phers taking his picture without ask
ing permission . . . And how Gen
eral Collins reminded Von Schlieben
that in the United States there is a
free press “and we in the army
cannot stop our newspapers from
printing the news and taking pic
tures.” In Time (or Life) a few edi
tions ago, we read what the photog
rapher said when Von Schlieben
barked: “Oh, I am bored with you
American photographers taking my
picture.” The American hocus-focus
man (who understood German)
snapped back: “And I’m bored tak
ing pictures of captured Nazi gen-
irals.”
This is the newest Russian gag
overheard at the Madison Bar: “So
Ivan Ivanovitch died gallantly in the
midst of battle,” sobbed Katerina
Mikhailovna Mikhailovitch. “You
say he uttered my name with his last
breath?”
“Part of it,” replied the returned
soldier, “only part of it.”
An ironic fact is that George M.
Cohan never could scribble a suc
cessful ditty about baseball, the sport
he loved so much. Cohan, as all
Broadway knew, was a Polo Grounds
faithful. Yet the two songs he wrote
about baseball were never per
formed more than a few tired times,
even with John McGraw and the
Giants lending themselves to its pro
motion. Yet Albert Von Tilzer’s
“Take Me Out to the Ball Game”
is as famous as the game itself, and
Von Tilzer saw his first baseball con
test only a short while back, after
his tune had been played and sung
for decades.
“Take Me, etc.,” was not the first
baseball song ever written. In 1885
a ballplayer named Kelly was an idol
up in Boston. A faithful fan scribbled
a ditty tagged “SUde, Kelly, SUde.”
The three-word phrase became more
popular than the song.
A song was responsible for finish
ing a baseball star’s promising ca
reer when it looked as though he
might develop into another Hubbell
or Walter Johnson. His name was
Harry Covaleskie, and he was with
the Phillies.
One season he established himself
by pitching against the Giants three
times in five days (beating them in
all starts) and taking a pennant
right from under their noses. The
Giants, burned up, found out later
that Covaleskie, as a kid, had
trouped in amateur vaudeville sing
ing “Silver Threads Among the
Gold.”
One afternoon the following sum
mer Covaleskie was hurling against
the Giants when from their dug-ouft
came the strains of “Silver
Threads.” The Giants kept this up
all during that series, and other Na
tional League clubs followed with the
same ribbing ... In six weeks, Co
valeskie was a nervous wreck . . .
The following year saw him fade
from baseball completely.
Despite the ODT’s warnings
against unnecessary travel, vaca
tion travel is up 10 per cent. Ap
parently, there are people who won’t
do anything to help win the war—
even if it means staying home and
doing nothing.
THE PRIVATE PAPERS
OF PRIVATE PURKEY .
Dear Harriet:
Well, I just seen that list of maga
zines what has been approved by
the army for GIs and I feel better
now knowing what it is okay for me
to be pretending I am reading. The
list is twenty to one comics and this
is the first time I ever knew there
was so many published. Movie
magazines is a bad second and I
am glad to find National Geographic
and House and Garden on the list
on account of I do not want to laugb
all the time.
•
Right between something called
Bine Beetle and Big Shot Comici
what do yon think I find? Bettei
Homes and Gardens! If that ain’i
a running broad jump in anj
library at home or at the front whaf
have yon? I think at first maybt
Better Homes and Gardens has pu/
in a funny supplement but it ain’t.
•
Sandwitched in between a maga
zine called Gags which the army
thinks we should read and Human
Torch which Washington has a idea
GIs can see without being done no
harm is Good Housekeeping, which
looks funny in tha location. Well,
I would like to see a GI concentrat
ing on Good Housekeeping over
here and get caught by his top se»
geant.
•
Right in between Cliek, Captain
Midnight and Dare Devil eomics is
Country Gentleman and I never seen
no magazine looking so uncomfort
able. Harper’s is listed surrounded
by Flash Comics, Funny Animals
and Laff. The Saturday Evening
Post is sandwitched in between
Radio Hit Songs and the Seientifle
American which I started onee but
did not finish on aceount of there is
not much sex interest.
•
You could knock me over with a
V-mail postscript when I find Out
door Life on the list. That is a fine
magazine but if there is one thing
a soldier does not need to look up it
is the facts about living outdoors.
Physical Culture is there, too, I
guess in case I do not know what
to do for exercise.
•
I see Field and Stream sur
rounded by Downbeat, Flash Comics
and Famous Funnies but I forgot
to bring my fishing rod to the war
and I don’t get much time off to dig
bait. Fortune is listed in between
Front Page Detective and Fnnny
Animals.
•
But what mixes me up is that I
find Ladies Home Journal and the
Woman’s Home Companion on the
list sent to me. Maybe it is just a
gag. I have been shifted around a lot
in this war but I have not been made
a WAC yet.
»
Well, I hope you are fine and you
ain’t no sorrier than me that the
bomb missed Hitler.
All my love,
Oscar
P. S. — Send me copies of Wow
Comics, Colliers, the American
Medical Journal, Ten Story Western,
Nifty and Harper’s Bazaar I want a
all around library.
• • •
Imaginary Dialogues
Shimada—Going my way?
Tojo—And how!
Shimada—What have we done?
Tojo—Almost nothing; that’s the
trouble. As a naval chief you’re
pretty bad.
Shimada—Nobody seems to rate
you much higher as a military lead
er, I notice.
Tojo—It isn’t so much a question
of blame. Didn’t you listen to the
radio? The cabinet is merely being
renovated.
Shimada—I like that word reno
vated; it makes me feel less em
barrassed.
Tojo—Yes, but being renovated
with an ax isn’t so comfortable.
♦
Shimada—I wonder if we could
have been wrong about those de
cadent Americans.
Tojo—I’ve been wondering for
months. We are away behind sched
ule with what we were going to do
to them.
Shimada—Weren’t we to have
been making peace in the White
House by this time?
Tojo—Why bring that up? It only
makes me feel worse.
Shimada—And it ail looked so
easy at Pearl Harbor!
Tojo—Didn’t it!
Shimada—What we did to their
fleet there!
Tojo—And what their fleet there
has since done to us!
This has soured the baseball crowd
in general, taken from the map at
large, against the Browns. It has
been my belief that the two best
baseball cities in the country are
Brooklyn and Detroit, when you con
sider their population.
The main point in early August
is that the Browns were supposed
to crack some time back—and they
haven’t cracked yet.
And these Brown ballplayers can
still use the coming world series
money as v/ell as any other club,
even if their home town isn’t any
too keen about basebalL
A certain New York State Senator,
after a nervous breakdown and a
holiday in a sanitarium, was pro
nounced honky-dooly ... He re
turned to the Senate at Albany,
where he engaged in a hot debate
the first day.
During the debate, one of his oppo
nents, forgetting the man’s illness,
lost his temper and yelled: “You’re
crazy.”
Pulling out his discharge certifi
cate, Our Hero waved it and said:
“I can prove Pm sane—now can
you?”
Scouts from Bretton Woods mone
tary conference informed us that
at no convention in years did so
many delegates have trouble adding
up checks and counting the change,
• • •
CHRONOLOGY
1940— Fortress Europe.
1941— Fortress Europe, Africa and
Asia.
x 1942—Fortress Europe, Asia, Af
rica and America.
1943— Fortress Europe and Asia.
1944— Fortress Europe.
1945— Fortress Where—AM—I?
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chool Lesson
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Lesson for August 27
Lesson subjects and Scripture texts se-,
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ISRAEL’S FIRST KING
LESSON TEXT—I Samuel t:15-21; 10:K>
17; 11:12.19.
GOLDEN TEXT—Honor all men. Love
the broi', hood. Fear God. Honor the king.
—I Peter 2:17.
“Well begun is half done,” says
the old proverb, reminding us of the
importance of a good beginning.
While it. does not guarantee success
(see next week’s lesson), it is emip
nently desirable, and truly helpful.
Israel had foolishly tired of being
a God-ruled nation and had begun
to demand a king.
Samuel was directed of God to the
man of His choice, Saul, in a very
remarkable way. He entered upon
his service as king as an obedient:
and earnest ruler. (Would God that
he had continued in that wayl)
W* note a number of favorable;
elements which indicated the possi
bility of a successful reign. He
was—
I. Wanted by the People (9:15,
16). j
A ruler forced upon a nation is
sure of opposition, but here the peo-;
pie were clamoring for a king to rule
over them. The way was wide open,
to the interest and the' affection of I
their hearts. Saul was just the type
to please them. Physically he was
head and shoulders above the people!
—a desired thing in a ruler (see'
10:23). He was mentally fitted (10:]
25)—humble (9:21), spiritually right
(10:6-9), tolerant and kindly (11:13),
and a good military leader (ch. 11).'
n. Chosen by God (9:17).
All these qualities commended
Saul to God as well as to the people.
In fact, he was God’s choice. A
man could not enter upon high of
fice with any more auspicious token
for good.
Observe that what looked like a
purely chance visit to Samuel, when
{Saul was on business for his father,
'was the occasion for the making
known of God’s choice. Out of a
simple experience in daily life came
an event which changed his entire
destiny.
HI. Anointed by the Prophet (9:
18-20).
The man of God’s choice had met
God’s man, Samuel, who proceeded
to instruct him, and to privately
anoint him as king. It was a tender
scene. The aged prophet, rejected
by the people as God’s ruler over
them, quietly and sweetly obeyed
God’s command to anoint the young
man to be king.
Public recognition, which came
later, was important, but, with Saul
as with every servant of the Lord,
the personal anointing of God, in the
hidden place of communion with
Him, was the matter of highest im
portance.
IV. Humble in Attitude (9:21).
That pride, which was ultimately
to be Saul’s downfall, was beauti
fully absent at the beginning of his
reign. Although of good family, and
well-equipped, he saw himself as
poor and insignificant, not ready for
such an honor.
That is the right attitude for one
who is to serve God. Pride and self-
assurance do not befit the man who
stands in the presence of the Al
mighty.
V. Guided by Principle (10:25).
Saul did not enter upon his office,
new as it was to both him and td
Israel, without a Constitution, that
is, without principles of action.
Samuel, the Lord’s prophet, wrote
down “the manner of the kingdom”
in a book. How interesting, and
how important.
Rulers who imagine themselves so
wise that they need no controlling
laws, and so powerful that the law
may not question their decisions,
are certainly not rulers after God’s
plan. Knowing the heart of man,
his weakness and pride, God has
provided true principles by which
the ruler is to be guided, yes and
controlled.
VI. Forgiving in Spirit (10:26-27;
11:12, 13).
Some “worthless fellows” de
spised Saul and would not recog
nize him as king. The urge of the
flesh was to destroy them, and espe
cially did that seem proper because
of their worthless nature. But Saul,
in true kingly spirit, said that there
was to be no revenge, just rejoicing.
To be of the right spirit toward
one’s enemies is the hall mark of
Christian character.
VII. Established in Office (11:
14, 15).
While there is the secret whisper
of God in the heart, and the per
sonal anointing by the Lord’s serv
ant, there should be the public rec
ognition which establishes the Lord’s
servant in the eyes of all people.
Saul had this at Gilgal. It placed
him among the kings of the earth,
and prepared the way for his deal
ing with other nations as well as
with his own people.
Applying that truth to those who
serve Christ, we say that there is
upon the church the obligation to
recognize God’s call and anointing
by giving that official recognition
which sets the testimony and serv
ice of the individual free to exer
cise itself among men in general.
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