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Br HAROLD L. LUNDQUIST. D. D.
Of The Moody Bible InsUtute of Chicago.
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Washington, D. C.
LOOKING ’EM OVER
The other-day, the White House
called WPB’s production wizard,
Charlie Wilson, to come to see the
President. Wilson went, not know
ing what it was about and not know
ing he was to stay to lunch. When
he got there, he found himself lunch
ing with FDR, all alone.
The conversation ranged over ev
erything under the sun, from the
probjems of business management
to Far Eastern trade to Latin Amer
ican relations to war plant recon
version. When the President asked
for Wilson’s views on world trade,
the former General Electric execu
tive replied:
“Mr. President, I’m a manufac
turer, not a merchandiser.”
The luncheon lasted more than two
hours and, after it was over, Wil
son didn’t know quite what to make
of it, because no very important
problems regarding war production
had been discussed. When he ex
pressed bewilderment to close
friends later, they replied:
“Why, Charlie, you’re just a po
litical neophyte! Don’t you know
what he was doing? Looking you
over to, see how you would do as
second man on the ticket.”
Embarrassed, Wilson replied:
“People don’t seem to know that
I’m a Republican.”
NOTE—-Some politicos figure that
the President is now looking for a
conservative running mate with a
Republican background who would
swing votes from business. Under
secretary of State Ed Stettinius is
an active bidder for the job. Some
conservative groups also figure that,
if they can pick the vice president,
FDR will resign shortly after the
war, and they will be in the saddle.
• • •
ANZIO ORDNANCE
Although the problem of supply on
the Anzio beachhead has been em
phasized, another factor which the
public doesn’t realize is the prob
lem of ordnance.
Inside that slender foothold in
Italy, there must be not only kitchens
and temporary hospitals but, even
more important, ammunition dumps
and repair shops. This is the job of
ordnance. A tank is no good unless
it is kept in repair and it is the job
of ordnance not only to build tanks,
but to train men to go along with
them into the field of battle to see
that they are kept running.
The same is true of artillery and
every other type of weapon. That
is why the Anzio beachhead has to
maintain machine shops and repair
garages, plus a large number of
trained ordnance men to keep the
weapons at the front operating. All
of this has to be done under the ter
rific hazard of enemy artillery fire,
because Nazi big guns are never out
of range.
Paradoxical fact is that the man
responsible for the good job being
done by ordnance is a former navy
man. He is hard-hitting Maj. Gen.
Levin Campbell, chief of ordnance,
who graduated from Annapolis but
later joined the coast artillery and
has been in the army ever since.
It was Campbell who decentral
ized the somewhat moribund ord
nance department shortly after
Pearl Harbor, moving ammunition
to St. Louis, automotive vehicles to
Detroit, safety and security to Chi
cago, artillery carriages to Rock Is
land, HI., and getting things away
from Washington where, as he says,
“People are always breathing down
your neck.”
It was Campbell who cleared the
decks for the famous bazooka anti-;
tank gun. Though he has been
criticized for not developing an air
plane rocket gun similar to the Ger
mans' weapon, it was really General
“Hap” Arnold, chief of the air
forces, who failed to take action on
the airplane rocket gun when its
feasibility was proposed several
years ago by Arnold’s arch-critic,
Major Seversky.
Actually, the ordnance depart
ment has to be guided by what the
fighting services want. “They never
get credit for the new inventions
they develop,” according to Assist
ant Secretary of War McCloy, “but
if they ever miss one, they catch
helL”
• • •
MERRY-GO-ROUND
CMystery recently surrounded the
apartment of the Argentine assistant
air attache, Lieut. Ronald J. Rossi-
ter. His rooms at the Marlyn apart
ments were charred and burned. In
the diplomatic corps, the gossip was
that dirty work had taken place be
cause of Argentina’s anti-U. S. pol
icy •. . . Solution of the mystery:
Lieutenant Rossiter went to sleep
smoking, had to be rushed to a hos
pital, and was kept under an oxygen
tent to recover from carbon monox
ide poisoning.
<LThe warning that more farmers
must be drafted comes on the heels
of another warning that Italian pris
oners no longer can be counted on
for farm labor. The status of Italy
as a co-belligerent will soon take
Italians out of the prisoner category.
CHarold Hopper, recently resigned
chief of WPB’s motion picture sec
tion, is urging the American cinema
industry to get busy now to prevent
motion picture embargoes after the
war. Free distribution of movies—
one of the best means of American
propaganda—should be a plank at
the peace table. Hopper urges.
IMAGINARY CONVERSATIONS
Honorable Japanese and
Honorable Ancestor
Jap — Honorable ancestor, what
goes on?
Ancestor—It’s got me puzzled, too.
Jap—I always understood we were
a master race.
Ancestor—So did I. Could we both
be wrong?
Jap—That’s what I was wonder
ing!
•
Ancestor—Will honorable descend
ant kindly give complete picture to
honorable ancestor?
Jap—Don’t be nervous.
Ancestor—If you can be nervous
why can’t I?
Jap—I am not nervous.
Ancestor—Come now, you can at
least be on the level with an ances
tor.
•
Jap—I want yon to feel just as
confident about Japanese supremacy
as I am.
Ancestor (with a grimace)—That’s
what startles me.
*
Jap—Everything’s going my way.
Ancestor—That’s just a line from
Oklahoma. You know better, don’t
you?
Jap—What Oklahoma, the play or
the ship?
Ancestor—Both!
Jap—I know better, but I had
hoped you didn’t.
Ancestor—Sometimes I think I got
a better picture of the whole war
situation from the grave than you get
from where you are.
Jap—I’m thinking seriously of
joining you, just to prove you’re
right.
Ancestor—Whatever happened to
that Japanese peace in Hie Amer
ican White House?
Jap—You aren’t going to hold me
to that, are you, grandpappy?
' Ancestor — Honorable descendant
should tell honorable ancestor when
ae is just kidding.
»
Jap—We are doing fine. The
American soldier doesn’t know how
to fight. The American sailor is a
joke. The An>*Hcan airman is no
match for the Japanese airman. You
know that, don’t you?
Ancestor—Of course I do. You
know it and I know, but do the
Americans know it?
Jap—Do you want an answer to
that last question?
Ancestor—No. I just got it.
Jap—How?
Ancestor—I heard about those Pa
cific islands.
Jap—That’s a lot of Truk!
•
Ancestor — Honorable ancestor
must respectfully urge honorable de
scendant that honorable prestige is
at stake.
Jap—You’re telling me!
Ancestor—Honorable ancestor be
gins to fear he placed too much faith
in honorable descendant.
Jap — And honorable descendant
has same fear the other way
around.
Ancestor—Who started this super
race idea, anyhow, you or I?
Jap—You did.
Ancestor—Nothing of the kind. It’s
all your idea.
Jap—Nonsense. It comes down
from you.
Ancestor—It’s entirely your the
ory.
(This goes on indefinitely. It ends
in a tie.)
• • •
Congress now talks of an income
tax system under which all the bur
densome business of filling out a
crossword puzzle will be eliminated.
But the number of public account
ants and tax experts thrown out of
work will create the greatest un
employment crisis the country has
ever known.
• • •
Fritz Kreisler, who has always
spurned the radio, has at last sur
rendered and will go on the air soon.
Radio has been trying to get him for
years but he has just been fiddling
around.
• » •
We can’t understand why some
radio dance music program doesn’t
call itself “Syncopation Please.”
• • •
Radio Commentators
Here’s to Vandercook (Johnny)—
His deep views are never in hock;
His stuff he intones
In the very same tones
My preacher directs to his flock.
•
Ray Gramm Swing
Explains each thing
With skill and force . . .
But why that horse?
*
Old Gabe Heater
Makes life sweeter
Unless you don’t share
His concern for your hair.
• • •
Can You Remember—
Away back when:
Bartenders asked, “Do you want
Rye OR Scotch?”
Butchers played pinochle only at
night?
The noise of coal delivery jarred
your nerves?
Railroad blackboards used little
chalk?
You made a gift of a shoe that
pinched?
Taxis raced for hack-stand posi
tions?
Banging on a pipe brought heat?
A VETERAN non - combatant,
looking on from the sidelines
for many years, brings in another
argument.
L re is the point he makes—“Who
have been the smartest men you’ve
known in sport—not only in their
professions, but also outside of their
professions? We all know there have
been many smart ballplayers, fight
ers, etc., who were shrewd and can
ny enough in their own games, but
who were dumber than an iron ox
in every other phase of existence.
What about their own games and
their outside abilities?”
This is an interesting angle. Being
a glutton for punishment as well as
an end-of-the-limb
inhabitant, we’ll
take a chance.
No. 1. Boxing. Our
nomination is James
J. Corbett, a great
heavyweight and the
best of all boxers.
Not only a smart
ring man, but a first-
class actor, a bril
liant talker and ad-
libber, a striking per
sonality who could
match a quick wit on the stage with
such a comedian as Frank Tinney.
Bobby Jones
In this outside respect, including
the ring. Gene Tunney ranks second.
Tunney actually knew his Shake
speare, his Shelley and his Keats,
but he wasn’t a James J. Corbett.
No. 2. Baseball. Christy Mathewson.
Matty was not only an able college
graduate but certainly one of the
smartest pitchers that ever lived.
Probably the smartest. I dropped
in with Big Six at the Pittsburgh
Athletic club many years ago and
saw him play ten well-known chess
players, moving from board to
board. Matty won all ten games.
Matty was a scholar with a brilliant
mind. He was known as Old Per
centage. Moe Berg knew more lan
guages and possibly was a trifle
closer to literature, but Matty gets
the top vote.
Bobby Jones a Lawyer
No. 3. Golf. We must offer you
Maj. Robert T. Jones of the army
air force.
Bobby was something more than
one of the smartest golfers that ever
entered a championship, where his
judgment was usually beyond any
criticism.
He was also something more than
a leading graduate of Georgia Tech
and a post-graduate from Harvard,
where he took a two-year course in
one year and finished near the head
of his class. He was also a smart
lawyer and a smart business man
on the side. He has one of the best
minds I’ve run across. I don’t be
lieve this selection can be chal
lenged.
No. 4. Football. This is where
we move into a number of diverging
trails. Football has been packed
with smartness.
There are such men to consider
as KiiUte Rockne, Percy Haughton,
Lou Little, Bob Zuppke, Dan Mo-
Gugin, Dick Harlow—on and on.
My vote goes to Rockne—a smart
football player—one of the smartest
of all coaches—an able after-dinner
speaker—a master psychologist and
one of the most interesting people
I’ve ever known, no matter what
the company.
Bob Zuppke as coach, speaker,
artist and philosopher wasn’t far be
hind.
Tilden an Able Writer
No. 5. Tennis. The vote goes to
Bill Tilden. Big Bill was the smart
est of all tennis players. In addition
to that he was one of the true mas
ters of English as a writer. Many
of his articles were used for text
purposes in many colleges.
No. 6. Racing. My vote here
would go to Earl Sande. Sande was
one of the greatest jockeys of all
time. He has been a high-class
trainer. He has also been able to
make a living as a singer with an
excellent voice. Extremely intelli
gent, he is quiet, modest and capa
ble in whatever he undertakes.
No. 7. Track. Jack Lovelock-
New Zealand. Lovelock was one of
the greatest miters of all time, I
saw him beat Glenn Cunningham in
the Princeton meet and later run
away from Cunningham in the Ber
lin Olympics where he set a new
1500-meter record. On the side he
was a brilliant scholar and one oi
the best doctors of his day. He is
now serving in Scotland and Eng
land in this capacity on the war side.
, This is enough, at least, to start
a few arguments for those who hap
pen to be in a debating mood. They
are not final pronouncements. They
are merely personal opinions, picked
up along a 40-year highway.
What Sort of Baseball?
What sort of baseball will we
have? I don’t think this is impor
tant. It is far more important that
most of the stars and most of the
regulars are now in the service.
Would anyone want a baseball
season where we had such famous
baseball names as Bob Feller, Joe
DiMaggio, Hank Greenberg, Johnny
Mize, Johnny Beazley, Ted Williams,
Phil Rizzuto, Charley Keller, Walk
er Cooper, etc., etc., ready to re
port in a baseball uniform? I don’t
think so.
Lesson for April 2
Lesson subjects and Scripture texts se
lected and copyrighted by International
Council of Religious Education; used by
permission.
SAUL BECOMES A NEW MAN
LESSON TEXT: Acts 9:1-9. 13-19a.
GOLDEN TEXT: II any man be in Christ
he is a new creature.—II Corinthians 5:17.
The lives of great men inspire us
With an eagerness to make our own
lives count for God and for country.
Particularly is that true of the life
of the apostle Paul, for he combined
personal greatness with an absolute
surrender and devotion to Christ,
which made his life doubly effective.
We recall, however, that this peer
less leader for Christ was at first
the bitter enemy of everything
Christian and we ask, "What
changed this man?” The answer is—
the redeeming grace of God—but
that is the story of our lesson. He
became a changed man as he went—
I. From Threatening to Trembling
(w. 1-7).
The enemies of God and of our
Christ are often loudmouthed and
terror-spreading individuals, who,
for a time, strike fear into the hearts
of men. Such was Saul of Tarsus,
and such are the antichristian lead
ers of our day. They seem to be
so powerful and able to sweep all
before them.
But wait! Luther said of God’s
archenemy, “One little word shall
fell him,” and it is true. See what
happened to Saul. Off on his jour
neys of persecution and destruction,
bold and determined, he met Jesus
on the Damascus road, and the
great threatener is found to be
“trembling and astonished” (v. 6).
The Lord is still on His throne,
and one day every mouth shall be
stopped (Rom. 3:19), and all His
enemies shall tremble before Him.
Would that they would do it while
there is time to repent.
II. From Persecuting to Praying
(w. 2, 8, 9; see also v. 11).
Paul utterly devoted to the root
ing out of this hated sect of Chris
tians was on his way with letters
authorizing their imprisonment. It
was all very official, zealous and
marvelous in men’s sight, until he
met Jesus, and it all blew away.
Ananias, that faithful layman
(may his tribe increase!), was
called of God to go and speak to the
stricken Saul. When he feared to
go, God encouraged him (v. 15), for
the powerful persecutor had now be
come a penitent pray-er (v. 11).
That’s what a face to face meeting
with Jesus did for Paul—yes, and
will do for any man or woman.
III. From Scoffing to Suffering
(w. 1, 13-16).
Saul doubtless gloried in the
breathing out of threatenings and
slaughter of which we read in verse
1. He was riding high in the seat of
authority and of official approval. It
was satisfying to his fleshly pride to
make known his dreadful purposes
of destruction and imprisonment for
these helpless Christians.
Did we say helpless? Oh, no, they
had on their side all the power of
the Eternal One. He who touches
the people of God touches the Lord
Himself. Paul thought he was fight
ing a little sect of Christians, but
found that he was fighting the Lord
Himself (v. 5).
But now that he had met Jesus
and was ready to turn in devotion to
His sacred cause, he was to learn
what it meant to suffer. Let us note
well that suffering for the sake of
one’s faith may be entirely within
the will of God, yes, and for His
glory.
IV. From Spiritual Death to Spir
itual Life (w. 17-19).
Men have tried to explain the ex
perience of conversion on the ground
of psychology, as a cataclysmic
change in the life of an individual
who has gone through some great
sorrow or trial, but it simply will
not go down. There is in real con
version a regeneration which means
a completely changed life.
Saul did have a sudden and mov
ing experience on the Damascus
road, but it was not just because
of a blinding light and a mighty
voice. It was a light “from heaven”
(v. 4), and the voice of the Lord.
Saul was “filled with the Holy
Ghost,” and received his sight. He
was ready now to be used of the
Lord as the greatest missionary
evangelist and theologian that the
world has ever known.
This change was one which
reached down into his inmost being
and transformed his beliefs. The
Jesus he had hated, now became his
all consuming passion and love. He
no longer looked to his works to
save him, for now he knew the per
sonal Saviour.
What happened within showed it
self in his attitude toward those
without. It always does. He now
came to love the very people he
had hated and persecuted, and
turned every bit of his strength and
ability into the task of working with
them in the spreading of the gospel
throughout the world.
Men and women—yes, boys and
girls—today need this same change
from death to life. Too long have
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_ 1. What is the average tempera
ture (in the temperate zone) at
35,000 feet up?
2. Would a Russian be likely to
eat, ride or wear a droshky?
3. The external face of a build
ing is called what?
4. The famous cathedral of St.
Mark is in what city?
5. Can you name three Biblical
characters who committed sui
cide?
6. Which is the highest navigable
lake in the world?
7. Where is located the center
of population in the United States?
8. The small flag or streamer
that flies from the masthead of a
ship is called what?
9. What is the Mohammedan
equivalent of a Christian church
or a Jewish temple?
10. What did the early New Eng
landers use in their windows in
place of glass?
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1. Seventy degrees below zero.
2. Ride. A droshky is a four-
wheeled carriage.
3. The facade.
4. Venice.
5. Judas, Samson and SauL
6. Lake Titicaca (between Bo
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7. A point about two miles south
east of Carlisle, Ind.
8. A banderole.
9. A mosque.
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