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THE NEWBERRY SUN. NEWBERRY. S. C.
WHY BE A SLAVE TO
HARSH LAXATIVES?
Simple Fresh Fruit Drink
Has Restored Millions to
Normal Regularity!
Here’s a way to overcome con
stipation without harsh laxatives.
Drink juice of 1 Sunkist Lemon in
a glass of water first thing on
arising.
Most people find this all they
need—stimulates normal bowel ac
tion day after day!
Lemon and water is good for
you. Lemons are among the rich
est sources of vitamin C, which
combats fatigue, helps resist colds
and infections. They supply valu
able amounts of vitamins Bi and
P. They pep up appetite. They
alkalinize, aid digestion. Lemon
and water has a fresh tang too.—
clears the mouth, wakes you up,
starts you going.
Try this grand wake-up drink
10 mornings. See if it doesn’t help
you! Use California Sunkist
Lemons.
Beachhead, Bridgehead
A beachhead is a position estab
lished and fortified on a shore by
an invading force. A bridgehead
is a defensive area on the enemy’s
side of a stream, held to guard a
bridge, ford or other crossing.
RHEUMATIC PAM
■mS Ml Spall war Day—Sit attar It law
Don’t put off getting C-2223 to re
lieve pain of muscular rheumatism
ami other rheumatic pains. Caution:
Use only as directed. First bottle
purchase price back if not satisfied.
tOo and J1.00. Today, buy C-2223.
Self-Deception
The easiest thing of all is to de
ceive one’s self; for what a man
wishes he generally believes to be
true.—Demosthenes.
Quintuplets Use
Musterote For
Chest Colds!
To Promptly Relieve Coughing
and Make Breathing Easier
Whenever the Dionne Quintuplets catch
cold—their chests, throats ana backs are
immediately rubbed with Musterole—
a product made especially to promptly
relieve coughing, sore throat and tight,
aching chest muscles due to colds.
Musterole actually helps break up local
congestion in the upper bronchial tract,
nose and throat.
Musterole gives such wonderful results
because it’s what so many Doctors and
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Since it's used on the famous "Quints’*
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Heedless Person
To stumble twice against the
same stone is a proverbial dis
grace.—Cicero.
How To Relieve
Bronchitis
Creomulsion relieves promptly be
cause It goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help looeen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
to soothe and heal raw, tender, in
flamed bronchial mucous mem
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
a bottle of Creomulsion with the un
derstanding you must like, the way it
quickly allays the cough or you am
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
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STATE DEPARTMENT
STYMIES ROCKEFELLER
Aides to Nelson Rockefeller think
the administration blundered in fad
ing to defend itself better against
the charges of Latin American ex
travagance made by Republican
Senator Hugh Butler of Nebraska.
Inside fact is that Rockefeller pre
pared a rebuttal to Butler’s blast
against our Good Neighbor spending,
but it was killed by the state depart
ment.
The rebuttal had been prepared as
an article for Reader’s Digest, un
der Rockefeller’s by-line. Rockefel
ler showed it to two advisers, John
Dickey and Anna Rosenberg, who
both okayed it. Then it was sent
to the state department.
There, Hull’s public relations ad
viser, Michael McDermott, advised
against letting young Rockefeller
step out as defender of the govern
ment’s foreign policy. He urged that
this prerogative should be reserved
for Cordell Hull alone.
So the article was killed, and the
next issue of the Reader’s Digest,
instead of carrying a government
rebuttal, carried another blast by
Butler, with an editor’s note saying
that Rockefeller had been given a
chance to reply, but declined.
So readers all over the country
are beginning to think Senator But
ler may be right.
* • •
LOS ANGELES STRIKE
The army, which seized the Los
Angeles Water and Power system
as a result of a strike by electrical
workers, hopes to turn it back to
the municipal authorities about the
time this appears in print.
When the labor department re
ports on this strike, its figures will
show that 2,300 men went out. Real
fact, however, is that many times
that number were thrown out of
work by the stoppage of light and
power.
• Reason the war department
stepped in was that the strike had
closed: 84 aircraft plants; 38 navy
plants; 14 army service forces
plants (ordnance and quartermas
ter).
Though the general public knows
only of such prominent cases as the
army seizure of the railroads, actual
ly the army is being forced to take
over many properties tied up by
strikes. It has become a pattern.
Labor unions make use of it to
threaten management.
Ten mills were tied up in Fall
River, Mass., because of a mere
jurisdictional dispute between an in
dependent union and the CIO. The
army was obliged to step in, and is
still in. The same thing happened
at Peabody and Salem, Mass., in a
dispute in the leather industry be
tween an independent union and the
CIO. Also, the army has been
obliged to take over the Western
Electric plants in Baltimore because
of the notorious “back-house” dis
pute.
War department officials are get
ting worried over this trend. They
have become the Department of
Emergency Labor. They don’t like
it. They want to fight the war, not
fight labor.
• * •
ON THE AIR FRONT
Recently, U. S. fighter planes set
up a new record by penetrating a
distance of 550 miles into Europe—
1,100 miles round trip.
This has been published, but what
may not be realized is that fighters
are working this run in relays.
Triree different teams of fighters go
out toward the target at different
times, using the following pattern:
1. The first team goes out with
the bombers, and protects them
halfway to the target, meeting and
engaging the German fighters.
2. The second team, starting lat
er, catches up with the bombers at
the halfway mark and escorts them
the rest of the way to the target.
Thus, they arrive at the halfway
mark without having to combat Ger
mans all the way, and so have fresh
supplies of gas and ammunition,
while the first team, with exhausted
supplies, turns back.
3. The third team starts still
later, and meets the bombers at the
target. Here they drop their belly
tanks, take over the hot fighting
above the target. With fresh sup
plies, they relieve the second team,
which turns home.
Generally, the first team consists
of Thunderbolts, the second team of
the faster Lightnings, and the third
team of the still faster Mustangs.
Since all fighters are faster than
bombers, they can go out and catch
up with the bombers at any agreed
point.
This technique has greatly extend
ed the range of fighters and greatly
increased the protection they afford
for the bombers.
• • •
MERRY-GO-ROUND
C. Ed Stettinius says the Soviet
forces have been able to maintain
good communications, partly be
cause we have sent them 189,000
field telephones and over 670,000
miles of wire—enough to go around
the world 27 times . . . Equally im
pressive is the quantity of barbed
wire lend-leased to the Soviets—216,-
000 miles of it. “It is significant,”
says Stettinius, “that after the fall
of 1942, the Soviet army stopped
asking for barbed wire in large
quantities.”
THOSE SMALL-TOWN TEACHERS
(Apropos of a recent belittling of
school teachers by toe mayor of
New York on the ground they came
from small towns.)
They’re just some small - town
teachers—
They’re just the smaller fry;
They come from little places
(Where no lond-speakers cry);
They’re small-town educators—
Their I.Q. it is slight;
They merely know the secret
Of teaching truth and light!
They’re just some small-town teach
ers
Not qualified to talk
Of things like education
In cities like New York;
They come from all those hick spots
Like Yorktown, Miller’s Run,
Bennings, Ticonderoga
And—let’s say—Lexington!
They’re just some little people
From places far away
From all the super spotlights
And microphonie play;
Just schoolma’ams who don’t mat
ter—
The class and type I scorn—
Who teach in towns like Springfield
Where Lincoln’s kind are born.
They’re just the small fry tutors—
The mind they merely mold
In Concord and in Plymouth
And other spots of old;
They’re merely bush-league teach
ers—
Yon know the 1 sort I mean—
Who taught the Hales and Prescotts
Kit Carson and Nate Greene.
They teach in far Missonla,
In Saybrook and Fort Lee . . .
In Medford town and Trenton
In Kent and Little Tree;
In schools around Mount Vernon
And Saratoga Heights
In Gettysburg and Moultrie;
They’re just the lesser lights!
Such teachers! Merely bnshers!
The kind I scorn and shun;
They merely tanght Steve Foster,
Bell, Ford, and Edison!
How dare they make suggestions
To cities all aglow.
Where noise and size and clamor
And rudeness run the show.
• • •
IN THE RED AND BLUE CHIPS
How’re you doing with those new
ration “tokens”? The red and blue
chips that will supplant coupons are
now in circulation.
•
Good fun, too!
*
This department has investigated
and found that tokens have it all
over coupons for fun and utility. If
a coupon falls from your pocket you
can’t hear it drop, a disadvantage
completely removed by tokens. And
rememl -r that a coupon always had
one big drawback: Yon couldn’t
stitch it onto a pair of pants as a
suspender button.
*
It is also possible, if you are a
skilled operator, to use ration tokens
in buses, peanut machines and juke
boxes. We just tried out the juke
box angle. We put in ten red disks
and got two frankfurters, a piece
of cheese and a song hit.
*
For five blues we got a half pound
of “Shoo Shoo Baby” on rye bread,
three eggs and one patty of butter.
•
Then we tried a pinball machine.
We used about 500 points in ration
tokens and only got 350 points on
the pinball scoreboard. The matter
was referred to OPA which prompt
ly referred it to the department of
justice.
Those new red and blue ration
tokens are now being issued in
change for ration coupons. This
means you are allowed twice as
many arguments on the same num
ber of points.
•
When you come back from the
butcher market you now have, not
only your bundles, bat a collection
of disks, slugs and buttons of
Junior’s party-pants.
♦
These tokens or buttons will be
worth one point each as a starter.
(If the baby swallows a few, bring
him to the nearest delicatessen store
and swap him for a can of peas
and some meat loaf.—Ed note.)
*
If daddy swallows a couple just
tell him it serves him right for
reaching for aspirin tablets in the
dark.
•
Our grocer, however, says he is
well pleased. Customers with cou
pons could always swoop in and take
him by surprise. But carrying these
new tokens he can hear ’em rattle
at 200 yards.
• • *
Elmer Twitchell Is always looking
for trouble. He has pnt in an appli
cation to be a referee when the
exeentors of Mrs. Shaw’s estate be
gin trying to remodel the Irish.
• • •
Mayor LaGuardia announces that
butter may be served again at
lunches in New York restaurants.
But we didn’t have much luck.
“Butter, please,” we said.
“No butter," said the waiter.
“The Mayor says I can’t have it.”
“Get it over the radio,” he
snapped.
IF YOU can answer the following
queries strictly on the level, with
out looking to the answers, we’ll be
more than glad to award you the first
sprig of dogwood
blossom when spring
arrives.
1. Query — What
famous fighter nev
er wore a headgear
in training nor any
form of mouth or
teeth protection ei
ther in training or
in actual contest?
Answer — Gene
Tunney. “Never in
my ring career,” Grantl&nd Rice
Gene told me, “have
I ever worn any form of training
headgear or any protection for the
mouth. 1 wanted to know what to do
when I was hit and hurt. You can’t
learn anything like this wearing a
protecting headguard—or a guard
for your mouth and teeth. I was
hit around the head more than once
with punches that jolted—and I had
a bleeding mouth more than once
in training. But I never believed in
any form of protection in training
that didn’t apply to an actual con
test.” Did you know that one?
2. Query—What great golfer Id
a National Open was just off the
green in two, only ten yards awaj
from the pin, and then took flVe
more strokes to get his seven, with
out being trapped or bunkered, and
still won the major crown?
Answer—Bobby Jones at Hoylake.
Two terrific shots had left him just
ten yards from the pin on a par five
hole. The pin was on a mound.
His short chip shot ran up the slope,
stopped and rolled back off the
green. His next chip shot slipped
past, over the crest, the ball drib
bling 30 feet downhill. Three putts
cost him a seven where he had an
easy four in sight. Yet he still went
on to win.
3. Query—Gene Sarazen has often
said yon can’t take a seven and win
an open. What golfer took three
sevens in his final round and still
won by more than a dozen strokes?
Answer—Bobby Jones at Winged
Foot in 1929, in the U. S. Open.
His three sevens left him tied with
Espinosa. A day later he crushed
Espinosa by 23 strokes in the 36-
hole playoff.
Maybe You Can Do Better
4. Query — What heavyweight
champion has been knocked down
more than any other heavyweight
champion, and in turn has knocked
down or knocked out more challeng
ers?
Answer—Joe Louis. Louis was
knocked down many times before
he was champion by Max Schmel-
ing. He was knocked down by Jim
Braddock, Tony Galento and Buddy
Baer. But his list of knockdowns
and knockouts included most of
his opponents.
5. Query—What famous heavy
weight knocked his opponent down
—then stooped over and lifted him to
his feet, to the cheers of the crowd
for a sportsmanlike act — then
knocked him down again as he held
him np, to the boos of the crowd?
Answer—Jim Corbett when he
fought Joe Choynski on a California
barge. Choynski fought barehand
ed, Corbett with skin-tight gloves.
6. Query—This is one yon should
not miss. What golfer won a major
open championship with a hole in
one?
Answer—Jock Hutchison at St.
Andrews in 1921. His hole in one
gave him the chance to tie young
Roger Wethered, a British amateur,
who subsequently ruined his
chances by stepping on his ball as
he walked backward to keep the
right line.
Baseball Oddities
7. Query—(Here’s one that will
stop you colder than a mackerel on
an iceberg)—What pitcher in a well-
known league pitched a no-hit game
and was beaten 5 to 6?
Answer—King Bailey, pitching for
Selma in the Southern league. That
same season a pitcher by the name
of McIntyre in the same league al
lowed 16 hits and won his game 1
to 0. Figure that one out.
8. Here’s a question from Joe E.
Brown—“What big league ball play
er stole first base?”
Answer — “Germany Schaefer
did,” the 100,000 mile warfront trav
eler tells me. “Germany was on
first- with a runner on third. He
stole second, hoping to draw a
throw. He didn’t So he promptly
stole first again. There was a wild
squawk and the rule was changed
next year, but for all that Schaefer
was credited wittf the steal.”
9. Query—(This one is easy)—What
pitcher had the greatest number of
strikeouts and shutouts?
Answer — Old Barney, the Cof-
feyville Express—meaning Walter
Johnson.
10. Query—Who was the first foot
ball player to hide the football un
der his jersey and then, unnoticed,
run for a touchdown?
Answer—Tick Tichenor of Auburn,
playing against Vanderbilt around
1896. He faked being hurt, fell to
the ground, tucked the ball away,
ran 60 yards and won the game 9
to 6.
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pinafore will please the little girl
of two, three or four years! Mother
can make it in an afternoon.
• • •
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Address
Admirals may be admirable, but
that isn’t where the word comes
from. It comes from an old Arabic
word “amir-al” meaning “com
mander of.” That’s what the Ad
miral is, the top-ranking officer in
the Navy. Top-ranking cigarette
with our Navy men is Camel—the
favorite, too with men in the Army,
Marines, and Coast Guard, accord
ing to actual sales records from
their service stores. Camels are
a top-ranking gift, too. And though
there are Post Office restrictions
on packages to overseas Army
men, you can still send Camels
to soldiers in the U. S., and to
men in the Navy, Marines, and
Coast Guard wherever they are.
—Adv.
—cover with warm flannel—eases mus
cular aches, pains, coughs. Breathed*
in vapors comfort irritated nasal mem
branes. Outside, warms like plaster.'
Modem medication in a base contain
ing old fashioned mutton suet, only
25c, double supply 35c. Get Penetro.
cm
IN THE ARAEY they say:
"MONT AND CENDER^for come here
•SIDE ARMS"** cream and sugar
*CAM EL* for t ^ >e bivorite cigarette *ith men
in the Army
'BEANS' for commissary officer
* FIRST IN THE SERVICE*
. With men in die Army, Navy, Marine Carp*. .
W «nd Coast Guard, the favorite cigarette is Camel. “
(Based on actual odes records.)