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THE STTN. NEWBERRY. S. C, DECEMBER 25, 1942
Fun for the Whole Family
“Toss me out on de south side, Abdullah, I want to meet
de blonde in de thoid row.”
is Pin - to bed for the ni&ht
AMO IMMEDIATELY LETS FAMILY
KNOW SOMETHIN* IS AMISS
WITH NO CONFIDENCE, WATCHES
FATHER COME IN AND SEE
WHAT THE MATTER IS
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AS FATHER STARTS DOT, LETS HIM FATHER SUMMONS MOTHER WHO
KNOW IT WASN'T A DRINK OF WATER REALIZES AT ONCE THE’
OR MORE AIR THAT HE WANTED
!Y FORGOT
TO GIVE HIM HIS WOOLLY BEAR
STILL SOBBING,CLASPS BEAR,
WONDERIN& HOW THEY EXPECTED
HIM Tip GOTO SLEEP WITHOUT HIM
TWO MIN
LATER IS SOUI
BEAR HAS SLID ONTO
D TEN SECONDS
ID ASLEEP AND
INTO FLOOR
By BOODY ROGERS
LALA PALOOZA —Strong Stuff
By RUBE GOLDBERG
UCLAR FELLERS—A Real Sport By GENE BYRNES
RAISING KANE—Safety in Numbers
KANES Gig-
SHEEP-DOG EATS
twee than ten
average dogs/
SO DILLARD HAS
TDRND AJ03, SO
HE CAN AFFORD
TO KEEP H(N>/
meres Dillard
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By FRANK WEBB
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT IDEA? WHY ]
FLEISCHMANN'S IS THE ONLY YEAST
WITH VITAMINS A AND D IN ADDITION
TO BI AND G, WHICH GO RIGHT INTO
WHAT YOU BAKE WITH NO GREAT I
IN THE OVEN. THAT IS WHY ROLLS I
EVERYTHING ELSE MADE WITH
.FLEISCHMANNSj
*HAVE VITAMINS ,
\THAT NO OTHER ,
YEAST CAN
GIVE YOU
' /
ANQ BILL, TELL YOUR WIFE THIS/TOO-THE
' FLEISCH MANN'S WE BUY THESE DAYS
f KEEPS PERFECTLY IN THE REFRIGERATOR,
SO SHE CAN GET A WEEK OR MORES
, SUPPLY AT A TIME. AND GET HER TO
, SEND FOR FLEISCHMANNS GRAND
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—AdrtrUjemsnL
TERNS
SEWONG CD1RCLE
A New Apron.
fT IS trim as a pin, big enough
*■ to cover your entire frock, and
decorative enough so that it is fun
to wear! Here is an apron to rely
on. You slip it on over your
head, tie it at the waist and it’s in
place to stay. Two patch pockets
make it extra useful.
• • •
Pattern No. 8254 is In sizes 34. 38, 38,
40. 42. 44. 48 and 48. Size 38 takes 2ft
yards 33-Inch material, 7 yards braid trim.
Jumper Costume.
V/OU’RE reminded of little Lord
* Fauntleroy by this picturesque
jumper outfit . . . especially if
you will make the slim fitting
jumper of velveteen or light wool
crepe and the blouse with its ruf-
That’s Moving Up
"I see they’re using alcohol to
make tires now instead of whisky.”
"I see. The effect has changed
from reeling to rolling.”
Untouchable
"What kind of a fellow is
Smythe?"
"Well, if you ever see a man
trying to borrow money from an
other, the fellow shaking his head
is Smythe.”
Earned It
Last night I met a chap with a black
eye, so l said: “That’s a beauty! Who
gave it to you?”
had to
'Nobody gave it to me," he said. "I
tody
fight
for it."
be
Proof
"They say that paper can
used to keep a person warm.”
“Yes, I had a mortgage that
kept me sweating for 20 years.”
Fit Description
A teacher was explaining to her
class the meaning of the word “col
lision.”
"A collision,” she said, "occurs
when two bodies come together un
expectedly.” She pointed at one
child. “Now, then, give me an
example of a ‘collision.’ ”
"Please, miss—twins.”
Time Out
An aspiring politician had • speech
written for him by a friend, who includ
ed instructions in the manuscript for
the speaker.
The would-be politician duly deliv
ered himself of the oration and, when
loud applause was accorded a statement
he read out, he turned over a page and
immediately convulsed the audience by
adding: “Here blow your nose and take
a drink of water."
4-12 yn.
fled collar of sheer white cotton.
It is easy to hop into this outfit,
too. Both blouse and jumper but
ton down the front.
• • •
Pattern No. 8270 la In alzes 4, 8. 8, M
and 12 yeara. Size 8 years Jumper re
quires stfc yards 38-lnch material, blouse
114 yards.
Send your order to:
SSWINO CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT.
US South Wells SL CUcsce.
Enclose 20 cents in coins tor each
pattern desired.
Pattern No. Size
Name ..
Address
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own individual bank, or reserve of
money. The table’s bank, there
fore, is held to be broken when a
player has won the whole of this
reserve sum, together, of course,
with the accumulation of previous
wins by the table from other play
ers, tmd the game has to be sus
pended whilst fresh cash is being
brought up from the vaults.
The last time the bank was
brokin at a table in Monte Carlo’s
casino—shortly before this war—
the lucky player gained about
$24,000.
But without technically “break
ing the bank,” some gamblers
have won very large sums indeed.
Others have lost fortunes.
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Unfortunate One
There is no one more unfortu
nate than the man who has never
been unfortunate, for it has never
been his power to try himself.—
Seneca.
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