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THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. 4^ FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1942
Washington, D. C.
NOT ONLY A FIGHTER,
BUT ALSO A DIPLOMAT
Gen. Dwight Eisenhower has a lot
of tough jobs in Africa, and one of
them, which doesn’t get into the
headlines, is to be the diplomatic
negotiator among high French offi
cials.
Among other things, he has been
very adroit in handling General Gi-
raud, who escaped from France
dressed as an old woman and who
now is in command of French forces
in North Africa.
Actually, General Giraud expect
ed to be commander of all forces in
North Africa, both French and
Americans He is one of the highest
generals in the French army, and
before France fell, would have re
placed General Gamelin as chief of
staff had he not been taken prison
er. Therefore, since he outranks
Eisenhower and has had much more
varied experience, it is not unnat
ural that Giraud should aspire to
be commander-in-chief of the en
tire North African operation, includ
ing the U. S. army.
Eisenhower, however, has a
charming personality, a broad grin,
a smattering of French, and had
little trouble in handling General Gi
raud.
Another complication was the fact
that Giraud hates Admiral Darlan.
Yet Darlan, as a member of the
cabinet, outranks him. In addition,
there is General Nogues, another
top-ranking officer. So it has been
worked out that Nogues commands
the French civil population, Giraud
the French army, and Darlan the
French fleet.
* • •
SIDETRACKED PLANES
When Wendell Willkie conferred
with Stalin in Moscow, the Russian
leader was critical of the British for
sidetracking American lend - lease
goods in Scotland and substituting
for them inferior British war sup
plies.
The inside story of this can now be
told.
Last summer, a shipment of Aira-
cobras was en route to Russia from
the United States and the convoy
stopped to refuel in the British Isles.
At that time. General Eisenhower,
preparing for the second front in
Africa, asked that these fast lighting
planes be given to him instead of
being sent on to Russia.
General Eisenhower was so in
sistent that he finally went to Prime
Minister Churchill personally, who
finally agreed that the Airacobras
be sidetracked for use on the forth
coming African front.
• • •
OVERRULING ROOSEVELT
More and more it looks as if Fer
dinand Eberstadt, the Wall Street
broker, is becoming the most pow
erful man in the War Production
board and one of the most powerful
in the government. It hasn’t leaked
out yet, but recently he managed
to overrule the vice president of the
United States, the undersecretary of
state, and Lend-Lease Administra
tor Ed Stettinius.
Some time ago, Eberstadt ap
pointed as chief of WPB export pri
orities, Major Tom Armstrong, oi
Standard Oil of New Jer>Cj. who
had operated in various Lat r. Amer
ican countries. Armstrong had been
vigorous in bucking the development
of Latin American government-
owned oil companies, and the Latin
Americans don’t like him. Th are-
fore, they squawked when they
heard he would now sit in their all-
important priorities position where
he could decide whether they could,
or could not, receive oil equipment
to develop their government-owned
industries in competition with Stand
ard and private companies.
Undersecretary of State Welles
agreed with the Latin Americans,
and protested to the President. So
did Vice President Wallace of the
BEW, and also Stettinius, who buys
lend-lease oil equip-, mt for Latin
American govemmt .s.
As a result of these protests,
Roosevelt ordered Donald Nelson to
dismiss Major Armstrong. Howev
er, Eberstadt in effect has over
ruled the President. He insisted that
Armstrong remain. And he is still
on the job.
• • •
CAPITAL CHAFF
C. Mrs. Roosevelt, looking from an
airplane on the new marble struc
ture known as the Jefferson Me
morial, remarked, “I doubt if Jef
ferson would have liked to see mon
ey spent that way.”
C. There are already 225,000 appli
cations on file for commissions from
civilian life.
C. Except for a few rare specialists,
the only route to a commission now
adays is to get into the army as a
private, then attend an officer can
didates school.
C Not to be stalled by lack of gaso
line, one sightseeing company in
Washington has hired and repainted
an old two-horse ten-passenger wag
on, which drives around the capital
as “Victory Sightseeing.”
C. Warning that the war department
will dispense no more “cellophane
commissions,” Secretary Stimsor.
says it does no good for applicants
to write appealing letters to him,
which open with the catch phrase.
“I know what a busy man you are.
but—” . . . Some people write to
Stimson at his home, expecting per
sonal attention.
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U. S. Gunners Hit Mark and U. S. Grub ‘Hits Spot’
IMAGINARY INTERVIEWS:
ADOLF AND WILHELM
("The kaiser was a man who lacked any
strength or power of resistance, but in me
our enemies have found a man who does
not know the word ‘capitulate’."—Herr
Hitler.)
Spirit of Wilhelm—Ach! Can’t you
leave me out of this?
Adolf—What for? At a time
like this I need you for contrast.
Wilhelm—Don’t be too sure it’s in
your favor! It’s not very nice of
you to pan me in your speeches.
What’s the idea saying I lacked
strength? I was just as tough as
you so long as the going was good.
Adolf—I will always be tough
whether it’s good or bad.
Wilhelm—That’s just what I used
to say.
• * •
Adolf—I insist there is a big
difference between your type
and my type.
Wilhelm — I’ll never argue
with you on that. I concede it!
• • •
Adolf—After all, you ran away. I
am incapable of that.
Wilhelm—How do you know? You
haven’t come to the test yet. If I
were you I wouldn’t boast so much.
Adolf—All Germans boast.
Wilhelm—But it seems strange to
hear you dragging me into the pic
ture. Why don’t you let me rest in
peace?
Adolf—I can’t rest in peace; why
should anybody else? It’s a sign of
weakness to rest in peace.
Wilhelm—The last I heard of you
you were going full speed ahead.
You weren’t even thinking about
relative capacities for capitulation.
What’s happened?
Adolf—Nothing’s happened . .
yet. I’ve got more territory than
ever. I’ve made deeper advances
than any German in all history. Do
you understand what that means?
Wilhelm—If I don’t nobody does.
• * •
Adolf—I’ve overrun a vast
part of Europe. No German
armies have performed such
feats of arms. My victories
have been stupendous.
Wilhelm—True. And I under
stand just how nervous and wor
ried you must be at this point.
Adolf—I am not nervous or
worried.
Wilhelm—Oh, come, Adolf,
you can’t stuff me. I was on
top of the world, too, once.
• • •
Adolf—Never did you get as deep
into as many countries as I have.
Wilhelm—That’s why I appreciate
what a mess you’re in. I went all
to pieces on half your victories.
Adolf—You lacked nerve, firm
ness, strength. I haVe all these.
Wilhelm—I was as full of bluster
as you until America came in. And
look where I wound up.
Adolf—There’s different stuff in
me.
Wilhelm—It’s the same stuff; only
you slice it thicker.
• • •
Adolf—And don’t mention Amer
ica. It is decadent, weak, pleasure
loving and inept in arms.
Wilhelm—That’s what I thought!
• • •
Adolf—I can never be defeat
ed. The German people have
a destiny to rule the world.
Defeat is out of the question.
Wilhelm—I wish you wouldn’t
steal my stuff.
Adolf—I'm not stealing your
stuff.
Wilhelm—Yes, you are. Ev
erything. you are now saying I
said 25 years ago, yet I finished
on a woodpile.
Adolf—They’ll never get me
on a woodpile.
Wilhelm—IVbat odds are you
giving?
• * •
HITLER SPEAKS
Oh, gaze at me and you’ll behold
The essence of the extra bold;
Some flaws in others you may see.
But you will not find one in ME!
That dreadful word ‘capitulate’
Is one l loathe and also hate;
The kaiser ran when in a fix
But could l do it? Who? Me? Nix!
To flee be sure I never will
As did that warlord Kaiser Bill;
He got this break when luck wore thin—
There was a place that LET HIM IN!
* * •
Elmer Twitchell swears that he
went to a lunchroom where the
waiter gave him a lump of sugar
and asked him how little coffee he
wanted with it.
• • •
In California lettuce has been
ruled a non-essential crop. If there
is ever a lettuce shortage what will
the average drugstore do for sand
wiches?
• • •
Once upon a time all a parent had to do
was to remember where his boy was fight
ing. Now he has to remember where the
place is where he remembers his boy is
fighting. , , *
We hope the post-war world will
be so arranged as to dispose of the
fellows who compose those jingles
for the radio commercials.
* * •
Wilbur Wood observes that
France is so far the only coun
try in the war that has been on
both sides and also in the
middle.
Hawaiian Women Employ Old Art for Camouflage
Sons of African War Chiefs . . . and Fathers
All West Point students, the sons of our African war chiefs are
shown above. Left to right" William Clark, son of Maj. Gen. Mark Clark,
deputy commander of Allied African expedition; John Eisenhower, son of
Lieut. Gen. Dwight Eisenhower, commander of American forces in the
North African campaign; George Patton, son of Maj. Gen. George Pat
ton, captor of Casablanca; and John Doolittle, son of Maj. Gen. James
Doolittle. Shown below are the famous fathers. Left to right, Maj. Gen.
Clark; Lieut. Gen. Eisenhower; Maj. Gen. Patton, and Maj. Gen. Doolittle.
How They Come Back From Stalingrad
The river is the Don, in the Stal
ingrad area. The rubber boat that
took the Germans to the other side
is used here to bring them back.
This soldier on a stretcher is brought
back wounded.
Men of Midway
THE OLD GUARD REPORTS
Accurate naval gunnery from IT. S. ships lying off Guadalcanal shattered these Jap trucks (right) during
the early stages of the Battle of the Solomon Islands. The truck in the foreground appears to have suffered
a direct hit. Picture at left illustrates the expression “come and get it.” And that’s just what these U. S.
marines on Guadalcanal island are doing. The fighters look both happy and husky as they line up for chow.
For generations Hawaiian women have been noted for their ability at weaving cloth and producing color
ful prints. Today they are employing these talents in the art of camouflage for our armed forces in the
islands. At left Miss Blanche Portor sorts pieces of cloth for color, texture and adaptability as Capt. Trick
inspects her selection. Bight: Completed camouflage net in use. It conceals the 105 howitzer Pvt. C. Swer-
sky is cleaning.
Fighting men of Midway also see
the softer side of life. At top an
unidentified fighter gets a kick out
of a tiny tern that landed on his
tommy gun. Below: Fighting pilot
Hoyle Barr of the United States Ma
rine corps, Midway Island, gives
you a grand smile.
Heads French Fleet
wmM
One of the big question marks
has been the ultimate destination of
the French fleet, which was an
chored at Toulon. Admiral Laborde
(above), commander of the fleet,
■was quoted by Vichy as having de
clared allegiance to Marshal Petain.
fT IS reported to be a “long way
to Tipperary.” Also, it is a long
way from Walter Camp’s first All-
America football team. That selec
tion was made in 1889, which is a
matter of 53 years back in football
history or any history. In sport this
is something you can call faraway
and long ago.
Naturally one gets a thrill
when he runs across one of the few
left from that old-
time outfit, such as
Pudge Heffelfinger
of Yale, still my top
football player. I
mean a star in 1889
at the age of 20, and
still a star (ask Bo
McMillin) in 1922,
33 years later. And
I mean a 60-minute
star.
So there was
something of a GrantlandRice
thrill in meeting
Channing of Princeton, and in look
ing back into the past. Channing of
Princeton was also on Mr. Camp’s
first team—a running mate of Snake
Ames, one of the star college ath
letes of all time, a slender back who
had to take the physical beating of
mass play for 60 minutes every
game.
Then and Now
“There isn’t any question at all,”
Mr. Channing told me. "that mod
ern football is far superior to the
game we played. It is faster, smart
er, more interesting. It has greater
action.
“In those days we never had to
bother with forward passes, re
verses, spinners, mousetrapping,
changing defenses, wing backs, T-
formations and a dozen things I
might mention that the modern
player has to face.
“We had only three factors to con
sider then—power, speed and dura
bility. We never had to figure in
advance all the complex things that
might happen to an offense or a de
fense. Actually, we never had to
think much. It was largely a mat
ter of overpowering the other team
by power and speed. The modern
game is a far better game for ev
erybody—players and spectators.
‘We Were Tougher’
“We had just one advantage over
this present bunch,” 1889 All-Amer
ica Channing said. “Undoubtedly
we were tougher. We could take
more. In these days we had no
automobiles, no night clubs, no mo
tion pictures, no radios, no distrac
tions. We had only football.
“I’ll give you several examples.
Pudge Heffelfinger was on that 1889
All-America. Thirty-three years lat
er he played 60 minutes in a pro
fessional game with Bo McMillin in
Ohio, and he was still the roughest,
toughest man in that game. He
played against the best pros of 1921
and 1922 and he turned them into
tenpins.
“Talk about running guards.
Pudge was a great running guard in
1889. And he was 53 and McMillin
was 22 when they played together,
yet Pudge kept saying to Bo, ‘More
speed, kid. Don't get in tny way.’
And McMillin was one of the best
and oqe of the toughest, la a foot
ball way, this game ever has known.
“Pudge dislocated his right shoul
der in the first play of that game,
but still starred through the whole
distance.
More Evidence •
“I’ll give you more evidence that
we could take it,” Mr. Channing
said. “Shep Homans was Snake
Ames’ Substitute at fullback for
Princeton, but Shep never got to
play a second while Snake was
around. After Snake had been grad
uated, Homans was All-America for
two years at fullback, and in 18
games his substitute neve’. - got into
a game—not even for a play.
“We were 60-minute players then.
I mean all of us. Heffelfinger, Hare,
Ames, Stagg—don’t
forget Stagg. At 80
he is still just as
active, just as alert,
just as keen as he
was over 50 years
ago.
“I’d like to tell
you more about
such great people
f as Brinck Thorne
i and Frank Hinkey.
* Hinkey weighed a
A. A. Stagg hundred and fifty
pounds, and they
thought he was too rough. He put
100 per cent of everything he had
in every play he made, and so did
Ames and Heffelfinger and Thorne
and many others.
“At that time the softening influ
ences of modern civilization hadn’t
come along to help kill off our legs
and our stamina. Certainly, the
kids today are just as game as we
ever were. And they are football
smarter.
“Can you pick from this crop to
day a Stagg who still will be leading
his men at the age of 80—or a Hef-
I felfinger who might be playing in a
game at 66, as he did for charity
> in Minneapolis?
“Yes, they are faster, smarter
and more interesting than we ever
were. But we were tougher.’*
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Linoleum is something new in
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• • *
Candied grapefruit and orange
peels are always tasty additions
to liquid sauces to be used over
baked or steamed puddings.
• • •
Add half a cup of boiled rice to
your regular waffle recipe, if you
want to serve waffles with
creamed fish or chicken.
• * •
When your feet are hot and
tired, bare them and stand in the
bathtub without the stopper being
in the outlet. Let cold water strike
the feet with force for a short
time, then rub them briskly with
olive oil.
• • *
If you do not have game scissors
to help with the carving use a reg
ular heavy kitchen shears to cut
skin, flesh and for disconnecting
the joints.
• • •
When rolling out the L.st of the
doughnut mixture roll in 'a few
currants, cut dough in small fancy
shapes and fry in the usual man
ner. These will please the chil
dren and the grown-ups too.
• • •
A tip for pumpkin pie: When
making a pumpkin pie and the pie
is nearly done, carefully draw it
to the edge of the oven and then
sprinkle lightly with grated yellow
cheese mixed with shredded nut
meats. Return to the oven and
when the pie is done it will have a
delicately flavored crusty top.
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“Yes, in more ways than one.
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