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THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1937
^Jhinkj about
The Law’s Injustice.
S ANTA MONICA, CALIF.—
Had it happened in another
country, we’d say, “What curi
ous ideas foreigners have of
law enforcement.”
A footpad with an evil record held
up a victim. A bystander saw the
crime, identified the
thief.
The ruffian was
held under indict
ment.. But he could
give bond. The spec
tator was “de
tained” as a mate
rial witness—a gen
tle way of saying he
was locked up, ex
actly as though he
had been the crim-
™L U ’. he was Irvin S. Cobb
guilty of bemg poor.
Six months later came the trial.
The defendant, having been out all
that time on bail, looked hale and
hearty. The prosecution’s witness
was produced under guard, pale and
sickly from close confinement. It
didn’t help his health any when the
crook’s attorney browbeat him,
yelled at him, practically recused
him of perjury.
The citizen sued the state for
false imprisonment, for loss of
wages, for separation from his fam'
ily, for all he’d suffered. Under
the statutes he had no standing.
They threw his case out.
Meanwhile, the convicted crook
had been released by the parole
board and was free as a bird.
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Aquatic Novelties.
rNTERESTING discoveries were
made in Hawaiian waters by gov
ernment ichthyologists. For fear
the similarity of sound may lead to
wrong impressions, let me state tint
this department has nothing to do
with Secretary Ickes, although,
since ichthyology pertains to fish,
Mme. Secretary Perkins might pos
sibly have a contrary view on this
point. Because they do say there
are moments in the cabinet when
all is not sweetness and accord.
However, the point is that Uncle
Sam’s piscatorial sharps dredged up
a fish that is most delectable for six
months of the year, but poisonous
the other six months. So at least
they’ve found a creature emblemat
ic of the California climate.
Let this be regarded around here
as treason, I will state that I’m as
loyal a native stepson as any that
ever came out of Iowa, having been
here long enough now to join in
passing resolutions endorsing the
scenery and at intervals uttering
three loud ringing cheers for the
sunsets.
Also let envious Florida refrain
from gloating. To typify Florida’s
climate that fish would be good only
four months of the year and power
fully hard to put up with the rest
of the time.
• • *
Lecturing Adventures.
I N ALABAMA is a sect which for
bids its converts to laugh or
even smile. Now I know who it
was bought out the house when I
delivered a humorous lecture down
there.
The other day a chap asked me
why I didn’t go back on the lecture
platform. I told him I’d appeared
in practically ever sizable town in
America, and, though it was years
ago and probably popular indigna
tion had abated now, still I wasn’t
taking any chances—I was waiting
for some new towns to be built.
Once I tried the experimemt of
slipping around to the front door to
hear what the crowd said, coming
out. That was the night I attempted
suicide by gas, but was saved when
someone, passing through the hotel
corridor, smelled something that
smelled even worse than the hotel
smelled.
A lecturer’s lot is not a happy one.
But usually it’s the audience that
suffers most.
• • •
Eating Oysters.
T HERE’S a brand-new movement
called eat-oysters-in-any-month-
you-please movement, or, unless
you’re working on space rates, it
may be called E. O. I. A. M. Y. P.
M., for short. Its sponsor says the
prejudice against eating oysters in
months having an “r” in them is a
fallacy dating back 2,000 years
when, between hiccoughs, a Roman
senator said: “Oysters should be
eaten only in certain seasons.”
So it appears we’ve been penaliz
ing ourselves ever since then for the
indigestion of a Roman senator,
although, so far as eating the Cali
fornia oyster is concerned—he runs
around forty to the dozen—I per
sonally could refrain for the whole
year without any undue longings.
The California oyster looks some
thing like a brass overall button suf
fering from vertigris.
Still, maybe it’s all for the best.
Because during May, June, July and
August is when the oyster does prac
tically all his courting. There’s lit
tle enough romance left in the world
—and anyhow, who am I to come
between an oyster and his love-life T
He doesn’t seem to have any too
much fun the rest of the time.
IRVIN S. COBB.
e-WNU Service.
New* Review of Current Events
U. S.-BRITISH TRADE PACT
Treaty Planned That May Affect International Relations
. . . Insistent Demand for Modification of Tax Laws
Representative J. R. Mitchell of Tennessee (left), and Representative
Marvin Jones of Texas, chairman of the house agricultare committee,
discussing farm problems at a meeting of the committee io draft the new
farm bill.
U/TPicLvcd
SUMMARIZES THE WORLD’S WEEK
C Western Newspaper Union.
Trade Treaty with Britain
IN WASHINGTON and London it
I- was officially announced that the
United States and Great Britain had
agreed to negotiate a reciprocal
trade treaty, which
has been sought by
Secretary of State
Hull ever since he
started his recipro
cal program in 1934.
The negotiations are
expected to begin
before the close of
the year.
American admin
istration officials be-
„ . n i, Ueve such a pact
Secretary Hull may j ea( j to a com .
mercial union of all English-speak
ing peoples and will be a powerful
influence in preserving world peace.
London looks upon it as an in
strument to form a front which all
nations may enter later on condi
tions of most-favored-nations reci
procity, and therefore as an indi
rect reply to the new German-
Italian-Japanese alliance.
Principles said to be already
agreed upon provide that Great
Britain would receive reduced
American tariffs on textiles and
coal.
In return she would grant the
United States lower tariffs on food
stuffs, certain raw materials, iron
and steel and other essentials of a
rearmament program.
Immediate opposition to the pro
posed pact developed among the
statesmen in Washington. Senator
James Hamilton Lewis of Illinois,
Democratic whip, protested against
any British accord until the Eng
lish pay off their defaulted war
debt to the United States. He caUed
the proposed pact "trade treason.”
Senator Henry Cabot Lodge,
Massachusetts Republican, served
notice he would sponsor a resolu
tion halting negotiation of all new
trade treaties until congress can
determine whether they are respon
sible for the current business re
cession.
Representative Allen Treadway,
Massachusetts Republican, de
nounced the proposed treaty as cer
tain to prove disastrous to Amer
ican business. He warned it would
throw “more Americans out of their
jobs.”
—*—
Governors Ask Tax Repeal
OVERNORS of the six New
England states, in conference
in Boston, adopted resolutions se
verely criticizing the tax and tariff
policies of the administration. They
demanded repeal of the capital
gains tax and the tax on undistrib
uted corporate profits, and de
nounced the pending reciprocal
trade agreement with Czechoslo
vakia as imperiling the jobs of
thousands of American citizens.
The governors who took this ac
tion were Lewis O. Barrows, Re
publican, Maine; F. P. Murphy, Re
publican, New Hampshire; George
D. Aiken, Republican, Vermont;
Charles F. Hurley, Democrat,
Massachusetts; Wilbur L. Cross,
Democrat, Connecticut, and Robert
E. Quinn, Democrat, Rhode Island.
—*—
Plotters Alarm France
PRANCE was in a great dither
I over an alleged plot of the Cagou-
lards or “hooded ones,” and other
rightist groups to overthrow the re
publican government. The secret po
lice have been making many ar
rests and have uncovered secret
arsenals and depots of the conspira
tors. Among the men they seized
was Jean de la Meuse, wealthy tex
tile manufacturer of Paris. In their
pursuit of the plotters the police
went as far as Switzerland, per
suading the government of that
country to oust th«. count of Paris,
who would be heir apparent of the
throne of France if there were any
longer such an institution. He had
been holding conferences with roy
alists.
Eliot Ness
After Labor Racketeers
POR four months Eliot Ness, the
1 young safety director of Cleve
land, Ohio, has been investigating
labor racketeering in Cleveland, es
pecially in the build
ing trades, and then
he made a report of
his findings that re
sulted in a special
session of the Cuya
hoga county grand
jury to hear the
stories of scorer of
business men who
allegedly have been
terrorized by labor
union officials. Ness
said these men were
prompted to volunteer their infor
mation because of the security of
fered them and the knowledge that
many others were prepared to tes
tify. x
In addition to protests from busi
ness men that they were being shak
en down, Ness also had numerous
complaints from rank and file union
men that their leaders had obtained
dictatorial control of the unions and
had used it for racketeering pur
poses.
This resulted in hundreds of men
being thrown out of work, impeded
legitimate business, and kept hun
dreds of thousands of dollars in new
Industries out of the city, the Ness
report was said to have stated.
At a meeting of the Cleveland
Federation of Labor, Don A. Camp
bell, president of the Painters’ Dis
trict co.incil, who had been men
tioned in connection with the inves
tigation, called th« entire case “a
lot of newspaper propaganda which
has been passed around since the
labor movement began,” and added
that “it’s high time this stuff was
stopped.”
Harrison Backs Water
D RE VENTED from considering
the pending government reorgan
ization measure by a filibuster
against the anti-lynching bill, the
senate engaged in a
lot of talk about tax
revision. Pat Har
rison, chairman of
the senate finance
committee, after
conferring with Sec
retary Morgenthau,
declared that addi
tional revenue to
compensate for
modification of the
undistributed profits
tax could be raised
only by broadening
the income tax base or by a gen
eral manufacturers’ sales tax.
Mention of a sales tax aroused
Senator Borah and others, and the
Idahoan prodded Harrison until he
backed down and said he did not
quite mean what he had said.
"If, in the revision of the tax
laws, we should lose some revenue,
I do not believe, with the spending
program that is now going on, that
we would help business,” Harrison
told the senate. “I think the goal
should be to try to balance the
budget at the first opportunity. I
believe the wise way to 0c it is to
curtail some of the emergency ex
penditures.”
Harrison proposed a return to the
old normal income tax on corpora
tions and, if necessary, to increase
the rate to 18 or 20 per cent instead
of the former maximum of 15% per
cent.
Bullet Kills Howard Coffin
tJOWARD E. COFFIN, who was
II chairman of the World war air
craft production board and spon
sored the development of the Lib
erty airplane engine, was found shot
to death at his winter home in Sea
Island, Ga. Beside his body was a
hunting rifle from which one shot
had been fired. It was assumed
his death was accidentaL
Senator
Harrison
Crop Control Opposed
IN ITS annual convention in Har-
* risburg, Pa., the National Grange
voiced opposition to crop control
legislation, but named cotton and
tobacco as possible exceptions.
“Drastic curtailment of produc
tion or destruction of large quan
tities of food products in the United
States,” said a resolution adopted
by the delegates, “eventually will
result in bringing about a condition
detrimental to the whole people.
“We believe the problem now fac
ing American agriculture cannot be
brought to a satisfactory conclusion
by either of these means, but lies
in bringing about better distribution
systems and increasing the pur
chasing power of the whole peo
ple.”
Senators Smith and Byrnes of
South Carolina have declared them
selves against Secretary Wallace’s
proposal for processing taxes for
cotton and wheat, considering them
in reality sales taxes.
—*—
Rand Is Acquitted
TAMES H. RAND, JR., president
*-* of Remington Rand, Inc., and
Pearl L. Bergoff of New York were
found not guilty of violation of the
Byrnes act by a jury in the United
States District court in New Haven,
Conn.
The verdict was a blow at the
government’s first attempt to en
force the act, which forbids the
transportation of strikebreakers
across state lines with tha intent of
interfering with peaceful picketing.
—+—
Another Judge Wanted
CENATOR MINTURN of Indiana
^ introduced a bill authorizing the
President to appoint an additional
judge to the United States Circuit
Court of Appeals at Chicago. That
court has jurisdiction over the sev
enth circuit, Wisconsin, Illinois and
Indiana, and has had one vacancy
since the retirement of Judge Sam
uel Alschuler last year.
Both Senators Lewis and Dieterich
of Illinoi said they had no candi
date for the place.
—*—
New Land Speed Record
p APT. GEORGE EYSTON of Eng-
land set a new world record for
speed on land when he drove his 24-
cylinder automoile, Thunderbolt,
two miles on the salt bed speedway
in Utah at an average speed of
311.42 miles per hour. This is the
fastest man has ever traveled in
a motor car.
Chinese Flee from Capital
ANKING, capital of China, was
~ abandoned as the seat of the
government because of the rapid ad
vances westward of the Japanese
forces. Officials
were being scattered
in several cities, the
central point being
Hankow, on the
Yangtse 300 miles
west of Nanking.
One army of the in
vaders was moving
from Shanghai on
Nanking, and anoth
er was about to at
tack Tsinan, capital
of Shantung prov- Chian*;
ince in North China. Kai-Shek
China, however, was far from giv
ing up the fight. It was reported in
Shanghai that Generalissimo Chi-
ang Kai-Shek had resigned as pres
ident of the executive council in or
der to lead his troops in a final ef
fort to stop the Japanese and win
the war. H. H. Kung, it was said,
would succeed Chiang in the presi
dency. He is finance minister.
Thousands of civilians and for
eigners were fleeing from Nanking.
But military authorities remained
there and declared the city would
not be surrendered to the Japanese
without a desperate fight.
Peace Prize for Cecil
TTISCOUNT CECIL of Chelwood
v has been awarded the Nobel
peace prize for 1937. It is worth
$40,600. Lord Cecil was selected be
cause of his work in behalf of the
League of Nations, of which he was
one of the founders. When informed
of the honor he was in New York
city receiving an honorary degree of
doctor of laws from Columbia uni
versity. He had just attended a
conference of the World Alliance
for International Friendship
Through Churches in Washington
and was a week-end guest of Presi
dent Roosevelt. Twelve years ago
Lord Cecil, who is seventy-three
years old, won the Woodrow Wilson
peace prize.
Britain Woos Hitler
■yiSCOUNT HALIFAX, lord presi-
y dent of the council in the British
cabinet, was in Germany ostensibly
for the purpose of visiting a hunting
exhibition but actually to negotiate
with Hitler and other Nazi chiefs
for the establishment of more
friendly relations between Great
Britain and Germany. Public be
lief was that he was 'authorized to
hint to Hitler that there was hope
Germany might regain some of its
lost colonies if Germany would
abandon its economic isolation and
co-operate with other European
powers in a revised League of Na
tions.
The British want to detach Ger
many, and Italy, too, if possible,
from their alliance with Japan. Hal
ifax was a fitting messenger to send
to Berlin, for he is an outstanding
friend of Germany among British
officials.
ADVENTURERS’ CLUB
HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES
OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELFI
“ One Brand New Suit ”
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Famous Headline Hunter
H ello everybody:
Take it from me, boys and girls, you can’t take it from
Bob Kaiser. That is, you may take it from him, but you won’t
keep it. It’s been tried before and it just didn’t work.
It all sounds mysterious but it’s as simple as A B C. As a matter of
fact, it’s the subject of today’s adventure story—the stirring tale oi how Bob
Kaiser of New York city got mad about having a brand new suit ruined
and fixed the guy that ruined it with both hands tied behind his back.
Today Bob works for the New York Steam company, but on June 7,
1925, he was a sales manager for the United Cigar Stores, running a shop
located at Broadway and Thirty-first street, New York. It was on a
Sunday, and things were quiet along that section of Broadway. There
weren’t half a dozen people in sight on the street, and there hadn’t
been a customer in the store for half an hour.
These Customers Wnre Bandits.
Then, about noon, a customer cam's in. He asked for a pack
age of cigarettes and Bob turned to get them from the rack.
And as he turned he heard a low, grating voice say: “Don’t move
—or I’ll blow your brains out!”
Bob didn’t move, but out of the corner of his eye he could see the man
—holding a thirty-eight caliber revolver on him. “It was a hot day,”
says Bob, “but the sweat that broke out on my forehead just then was
cold—ice cold.”
The man came behind the counter and ordered Bob to sit down on
the floor. That’s where Bob began to get mad. He had on a nice, new
suit that day and the floor had been freshly oiled. The porter had oiled
It the day before, and he had given it an extra heavy dose. If Bob sat
Foxy Little Terrier
For Tea Towels
Terry, the Terrier, will dry your
dishes with the same “punch” he
displays when rolling glasses and
hurdling silver. It will make your
dish-drying a joy just to see Ms
jolly self on the towels you use.
These motifs require so few
stitches, so little floss, they're eco-
Gagged and Tied, Bob Chased the Bandits.
down on that greasy floor—well—his suit wasn’t going to look so new
any more.
Bob got mad about it, but he didn’t lose his head. He took another
look at that thirty-eight and decided that maybe the gangster was right.
He sat down on the floor. And about that time, a second gangster, who
had been watching outside, came in to help the first.
Ruined Suit Made Bob Angry.
They told Bob to open the safe, and he opened it. The com
pany’s instructions, in case of a hold-up, were to give the bandits
the money without any argument. The gangsters took four him-
dred dollars of the company’s money and it made Bob mad to see
them get it that easily. Likewise, he was still mad about his
ruined suit.
When the bandits had the money they tied Bob’s hands behind his
back, put a gag in his mouth and pushed him down to the floor. A friend
of Bob’s came into the store and bought some tobacco. The bandits
waited on him. When he asked where Bob was they told him he was
out to lunch. After Bob’s friend had gone the bandits told Bob not to
move for five minutes, and left, themselves.
But Bob didn’t wait even five seconds after those thugs went
out the door. With Ms hands tied behind Ms back and a gag in
Ms mouth, he leaped up and ran in pursuit of the bandits.
When he got to the street he saw the thugs walking toward Sixth
avenue. He tried to yell, but the gag in his mouth was so tight that he
couldn’t utter a sound. So he started across Thirty-first street after
those crooks.
He followed those birds to Sixth avenue and Thirty-second street and
there the two bandits split up and went in different directions. Bob lost
sight of one man but he continued to follow the other. He trailed him to
Thirty-second street and Seventh avenue, and there the fellow turned
around and caught sight of Bob, gag still in his mouth, hands tied be
hind him, trailing along in his wake. At that the thug turned and bolted.
He Literally Fell on the Thug.
The thug ran across the street toward Pennsylvania station, dashed
into the Thirty-second street entrance and bolted down the stairs toward
the concourse. Bob lit out after him.
Running as fast as he could with Ms hands tied. Bob dashe£
down through the main corridor and down the slippery marble
stairs. At the bottom pf the stairs, right in front of the ticket
windows, he caught up with the thug and there a strange battle
took place—probably the strangest scrap in all Mstory. Bob fell
on the crook, and when I say “fell,” I mean that literally. With Ms
hands tied behind Ms back, there just wasn’t anything else Bob
could do.
He gave a leap and landed on the crook. And the crook went down.
Bob, gagged as he was, couldn’t yell to attract attention but the spec
tacle of a bound and gagged man, legs flailing in the air, rolling on the
floor and all over the top of another man attracted plenty of attention
as it was. People began to yell and run to the spot. Tom Eagan of
the station police came running up with the crowd and grabbed the
bandit. That bandit was out of breath and pretty badly frightened by his
strange experience. He was still wondering what landed on him as they
led him away to the calaboose.
Bob got his hands untied then, took the gag out of his mouth, and
went back to his store. He had left the door opefn and a big crowd had
gathered about the place. He did a record business that day, selling stuff
to people who wanted to hear his story of the hold-up.
The bird Bob caught squealed on his partner, and both of them got
seven-year sentences. And the company gave Bob a $550 bonus, a raise
and a vacation.
Copyright.—WNU Servlco.
Bobcat and Lynx
Closely related to the Canadian
lynx, which it has largely supplant
ed in northern United States, the
bobcat has the lynx’s short temper,
exceptional sight, fatal claws. It
lacks the lynx’s distinguishing tufts
of hair on the ears, is slightly small
er and is spotted. It roams eastern
America from Maine to Florida, is
an excellent swimmer, takes to wa
ter when hotly pursued. It preys
on all small game, yet has been
known to tackle an alligator when
cornered.
Nicot of Nicotine Fame
Jean Nicot, Sieur de Villemain,
was a French diplomat born at
Nimes, in 1530. He studied in Paris,
was a courtier of Henry II and act
ed as envoy of Francis II to Lisbon
in 1560, whence, having procured
seeds from a Dutchman, who
brought them from Florida, he in
troduced tobacco into France.
Killer Whale a Mammal
A true whale, the killer whale, is
a mammal. Twenty to thirty feet
long, streamlined to perfection, his
black back surmounted by a slen
der, sickle-shaped dorsal fin that
causes him to be confused with
sharks, the orca roves the oceans
in absolute outlawry. His slender
flukes propel him at unbelievable
speed, and his cavernous sharp-
tootheid mouth enables him to rend
and tear his prey.
English Spoken Jby Millions
English, spoken by 200 million
people, takes second place to Chi
nese—spoken by 400 million Celes
tials. Russian, German, Hindu,
French and Spanish come next in
that order. Apart from these moth
er tongues there are countless dia
lects and patois. Guarani, the In-
dan language generally used
throughout Paraguay, has a vocabu
lary of well under 1,000 words.
nomical and ideal pick-up work.
Single, outline and cross stitch
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material requirements; color sug
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stitches used.
To obtain tiiis pattern, send 15
cents in stamps or coins (coins
preferred) to the Sewing Cirqje,
Household Arts Dept., 259 W.
Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y.
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ONCE TOO OFTEN
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A three-quarter wife may be
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Mastery Over Self
Man who man would be must
rule the empire of Mmself.—Shel
ley.
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He soonest loseth that despairs
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