The sun. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1937-1972, October 29, 1937, Image 7
Somebody Else
First Typist—I’m going out to
night with an Irishman.
Second Typist—Oh, really?
First Typist—No. O’Brien.
First Step
“Today’s my wife’s birthday,”
said the manager to his assistant.
“I want her to be very happy
when I go home this evening. Can
you suggest anything?”
“Yes, sir; I’d suggest you re
move that lipstick from your
ear.”
MODERN WAR
When shopping this morning I
called at a shop for vegetables.
A boy just over fourteen years
came to serve. I asked for one
pound of Spanish onions. With a
look of surprise, he said: “Ain’t
got any, lady; they ain’t got time
to dig ’em up. Don’t you know
there’s a fight on in Spain?”—
Exchange.
A scientist says that fish shrink
after death. Not when it’s an
angler who lands them.
Before or After
First Clubman—I wish I was
dead.
Second Clubman—Can’t you
marry her—or did you?
When a girl wears her heart on
her sleeve, is it a call to arms?
Make the Name
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Your Buy-wanTWhen You Want
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Duties and Virtue
The truly virtuous man fulfils
his duties in their order, and
makes the small give way to the
great duties.—Joubert.
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There never was a good war or
a bad peace.—Franklin.
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LIQUID. TABLETS
SALVE. HOSE DROPS
MALAHIA
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COLDS
Try ’**aV«jr-Ttaa”—World’!
Wise and Otherwise
They call it horse-tense because
it’s knowing when to say “nay*
Up to thirty a girl toants a man
with a future. Over forty, the wants
a future with a man.
Have you heard about the gold
orospector who couldn’t sleep nights?
It seems he had a lode on his mine.
Holiday cruelty: Man takes his
wife into cave with an echo so that
she can’t have the last word.
A physical culture expert recom
mends wrestling as an aid to health.
“A grapple a day means no doctor
to pay”?
Cautionary tala: Thera was a girt
who finished up as an old maid be
cause she wouldn’t stop talking long
enough to let anyone propose to her.
THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1937
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Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By S. I- HUNTLEY
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DO YOU THINK L OUGHT TO „
PAINT NATURE AS I SEE IT ?
By J. MILLAR WATT
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Following Instructions
“Great Seoul” said Mr Newly
wed, seeing broken crockery all
over the floor. “Whatever has hap
pened?"
Mrs. Newlywed explained: "This
cookery book says that an old cup
without a handle will do for meas
uring—and it’s taken me 11 tries
to get a handle off without break
ing the cup.”
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TRAY SERVICE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Pie for Breakfast
A traveling salesman stopped at a
small Vermont hotel for breakfast.
The waitress asked him what he’d
like tor his breakfast. "Have you
cooked breakfast foods?” he in
quired.
“Yes. indeed.”
“What kinds have you?”
"Open-face, criss-cross and kiv-
ered—all apple.”
Bappily Married
Mistress—Is you daughter happily
married, Sapphira?
Sapphira —Yassum; she's got a
nusband dat’s skeered to death ol
her.
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MOTHER AND SUPPER ARRIVE
AND AU IS WEH. AGAIN
Home Heating
Hints HuaUog&qile!^
Simple Way to Avoid Dust When
Shaking Grates and Taking
Ashes From Pit
T HERE is an easy way to keep
dust from sifting through th*
cracks of the ashpit door when
shaking furnace grates. Quite a
few readers have asked me how It
can be done, and I'm sure many
more of you will be interested.
Here’s how:
Have a spray made of small
pipe, connected with the cold wa
ter system installed in the ashpit
fmm \
of the furnace. Only a short length
of pipe will be needed. In it have
small holes drilled and cap the
ifree end.
Just before shaking the grates,
turn on the spray. It will throw
a fine mist over the whole ashpit,
wetting down the ashes as they
drop through the grate openings
and settling the dust immediately.
Then remove the ashes from th*
ashpit. They will be sufficiently
wet to prevent the dust from ri»-
ing and settling in the cellar.
The cost and installation of such
a spray will be but little, and it
certainly will save you consider
able work in dusting off things on
which the dust would otherwis*
settle.
The Lowly Peanut
Some 300 useful products hava
been made from or with peanuts,
it is claimed, including butter,
cheese, candies, coffee, pickles,
oils, dyes, lard, shaving lotions,
flour, soap, breakfast food, lino
leum, ink ana eve naxle grease.
Paper is made from peanut sheila.
The peanut crop in the United
States is worth about $60,000,000
annually.
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STARTS WORKING IN
SECONDS
THE REASON BATER
ASPIRIN WORKS SO FAST
Dia* a Bajar AwMa tab-
Miato atamblaraEmtar.
By lha time It hits tba
bottom of the tfaoa M fc
arotioa
ShYSB AooMa tablets to
baadaebasae ^iitmBar
fain a few mlaataa after
All people who suffer occasionally
from headaches ought to know
this way to quick relief.
At the first sign of such pain,
take two Boyer Aspirin tablets
with a half glass of water. Some
times if the pain is unusually
severe, one more tablet is neces
sary later, according to directions.
If headaches keep coming back
we advise you to see your own
physician. He will look for the
cause in order to correct it.
It SB
TABLETS
virtually 1 cent a tablet
To Its Capacity
A mouse can drink no more
than its fill from a river.—Chinese
proverb.
HOW LONG CAN A
THREE-QUARTER WIFE
HOLD HER HUSBAND?
Y OU have to work at marrtaca
to make a aaocaas of it. Man
may be eelflah. unsympathetic,
but that’a the way they’re ——
and you might aa wall realise Ik
When your 1-jck achea and your
nerrea acream, don't taka It out
onyowhuaband. He can’t poaafhty
know how yon EsaL
' For three generations one weanan
has told another how to go “amO.
ins through” with Lydia K. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It
helpe Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the dlacomforU from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning front
girlhood to womanhood. S.
paring for motherhood. S.
preaching ’’middle age.”
Don’t be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA A PINKHAM 8
VXGKTABLB COMPOUND and
Go “Smiling Through.”