McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 07, 1941, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, AUGUST 7, 1941
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young ’
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
'Knowing- mal would fall because
of me loosened stakes to mis wire.,
•SILK*' TOOK A SReeiAL DELIGHT IN
ANNOUNCING THE* SLIDE FOR LIFE" ^
'Meanwhile. nal.unaware of his
danger iN^/ANED his hand to the
AUDIENCE AS HE CLIMBED TD THE _
LITTLE platform at the top of the tenT
'feuT 70 ST AS HE REACHED THE PLATFORM .THE THUNDER. STORM,
WHICH HAD EEEN HOLDING- OFF, NOW BROKE IN ALL ITS FURV( AND A
BOLT OF LIGHTNING STRUCK ONE OF THE CENTER POLES OF THE BIG TOR
LALA PALOOZA Babette Knows Lala
By RUBE GOLDBERG
VINCENT, I WON'T
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TAX PEST IS
STILL MERE - TELL
BABETTE I WANT
TO SEE HER
NOW I
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MYSELF
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