McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, July 03, 1941, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, JULY 3, 1941 BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN ‘Unaware of tthb holdup, Jeff got the SHOW OFF THE LOT, AND THEM WALKED DOWN THE HILL TO the CARS WnH'SlLK" ABSOLUTELV NGT'S\LK ! IT WON'T SELL MV SHOW TO AUV WALL ^T. CONCERN^ OR AHYBOpy ELSE, BUT VLL BE <3-1 AD TO BUV OlSTj YOVR TH\RD INTEREST IN ft L* OH.NO.TEFF, I ’M NOT SBLUNGr EITHER, \F VtXJ'RE AiOTX JI WELL, SAM. WHEREtS ■JACK COyAJE AND MAV. FOX ? SEARCH MB. ’ NftSTAH JEFF. DBXAlKlTCOMfe 1 \N HBAH T'AlGHTi Frank Jay Markey Syndicate. Incj \o - what ■ : ’ r ^tr •Outside the cars.jeff ran into nal, nwra.and^red' Cc* NO.TEFFHE’VE 3U5T UpToVJN ^ ah SOME SODAS'. AMUSTCK UP?- LALA PALOOZA The Last Roundup LALA , THAT NERVY TAX INSPECTOR’S BEEN USIN’MV RAZOR By RUBE GOLDBERG S’MATTER POP;—Hey, Soldier! That’s Playground Business! By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE B y s. l. huntley Signs of Spring Lolly Gcl& & rsut. BMb iiNCti wene hmzrisd mis PCOPUC HMAIWAgtCDj HCA OUST UKEOWEv .OF TUC rAHiuy. AViO 3MC5 STOOO , IT AS U)MO ASj IS «0»M* TO POP—Talk About That Well-Known Professor! By J. MILLAR WATT IVE POUND MY HAT, MA. 1 NOW WHERE’S My OMJBERELLA? *d *A-_ WHO’S TAKEN IT ? SOMEBODV— GOME ON! you KNOW WWER& IT IS V — I MIGHT HAVE GONE OFF WITHOUT IT I ^11 ii THE SPORTING ui Sx*? •% • « • • • By LANG ARMSTRONG - • "T'Li- f* RSS SS22Ji» ■ "Let’* wait for a wave, George, I’ve always wanted to see bow I’d look on a bucking bronco.” x-x-:-; By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ♦ STEPS UP TO PLATE, TELL- IN6 PITCHER TO PUT ONE OVER,THAT'S ALL HE WANTS, JUST PUT IT OVER THE PLATE PITCHER PUTS ONE OVER THE MIDDLE,BATTER JUMPING BACK SHOUT ING IS HE TRYING TO MURDER HIM? STRIKE ONE! PITCHER CUTS PLATE A- GAIN, BATTER LOOKING UPWARDS, SARCASTICALLY, TO INDICATE THE BALL WAS TOO HIGH 4^ LL UMPIRE CALLS IT STRIKE TWO, AND BATTER GOES INTO ACTION CLAIMING THE BALL WAS A MILE OVER HIS HEAD BATTER EVENTUALLY RE TURNS TO PLATE AND,WITH TWO STRIKES ON HIM, SWINGS AT NEXT PITCH WHICH IS DOWN AROUND HIS ANKLES RETIRES, DISGUSTED, AND CHEWS GRASS, MUTTERING THEY'RE AFRAID TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING TO HIT Everyone Loves Singing Cowboy Songs at Parties Songbook Starts the Fun Going A GOOD old cowboy songfest to ** make everyone friendly I Unit ed round the songbook, bashful guests are soon roaring “RIDDT DOWN THAT OLD TEXAS TRAIL” with great relish. < ‘‘Oh my darlin’ stay at home Please don’t go on the roam Don’t be ridin’ down that old Texas trail!” If you know any better way of having fun, we have to be shownl * * * Our 24-page songbook has your favorite cowboy songs, all 19 of them, including "Git Along Little Dogles,” "Red River Valley,” "Home on the Range," "Good- Bye Old Paint.” Send your order to: READER-HOME SERVICE 435 Sixth Avenue New York CKy Enclose 10 cents In coin for your copy of POPULAR COWBOY SONGS. I Name Address mind* bruises, burns, skefter BnESjm lx PE METRO Our Responsibility “We do not belong to ourselves; there are countless people depend ing on us, people whom we have never seen, and whom we never shall see. What we do decides what they shall be.”—Beatrice Harraden. rNennt Restleui RiylA V Cranky? Restless? IIIHSI Can’t sleep? Tire Id 11 IV ■ easily? Because of distress of monthly functional disturbances? Then try Lydia E. Plnkbam’s Vegetable Com pound. Pinkham’s Compound is famous for relieving pain of Irregular periods and cranky nervousness due to such disturbances. One of the most effec tive medicines you can buy today for this purpose — made especially /or women. WORTH TRYING I Ant’s Sermon Nothing preaches better than the ant—and she says nothing.— Benjamin Franklin. SALVE A Soothing ANTISEPTIC Used by thousands with satisfactory re sults for 40 years—six effective Ingredi ents. Get Csrboil at drug storea or mail 50c to Spurlock-Neal Co., Nashville, Tcmh Appreciation I complained of having no shoes —until I saw a man with no feet.— Author unknown. At eooo eauo STOICS B/UttQSVZk RHEUMATISMS^! WNU—7 27-41 Easy Faultfinding It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.—BeaconsfiekL That Nas^in<3 Backache May Warn of Disordered Kidney Action Modern life with its burry and worry. Irregular habits, improper eating aim drinking—its risk of exposure and infec tion—throws heavy strain on the work of the kidneys. They are apt to become over-taxed and fail to filter excess add and other impurities from the lift giving blood. You may suffer nagging backeetek headache, disziness, getting up nights, leg pains, swelling—feel constantly tired, nervous, all worn out. Other signs of kidney or bladder dfSorder are some times burning, scanty or too frequent urination. Try Doan’t Pills. Doan’s help tha kidneys to pass off harmful excess body waste. They have had more than half a century of public approval. Are recom mended by grateful users everywhere Ask your neighbor!