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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, JUNE 19, 1941
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the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
THE CROVWD WAS EVEM
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\WMILE PLAVING CATCH
WITH EDDIE SEL7ER, UN
CORKS A PRODIGIOUS
WILD THROW
WITH HORROR SEES IT
SAIL TEN FEET OVER
EDDIE'S HEAD STRAIGHT
FOR NEIGHBOR'S GLASSED* THINGS INSIDE HIM
IN SUN PORCH
STANDS. ROOTEDjWATCH-
ING WHILE HIS STOMACH
SEEMS TO DO FUNNY
INSTINCT OF SELF-PRESERr AT LAST SECOND TURNS BALL MISSES SUN PORCH
101 “
VATIOM IMPELS HIM TO
RUN, BUT HE SEEMS
POWERLESS TO MOVE
HIS BACK AND BRACES
HIMSELF FOR SOUND
OF SHATTERING GLASS
m*ldM0d fry Thd Boll fryndlentn, NQ
BY INCHES AND LANDS IN
SHRUBBERY. AT ONCE BURSTS
INTO LOUD CRY THAT HE
WASN'T EITHER SCARED,
AND WHY DIDN’T EDDIE
CATCH IT. ANYWAY ,
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Age of Plants, Animals
Plants exceed animals in the
length of their lives and, surpris-i
ingly enough, in the shortness of’
their lives also. Parrots belong to
the century group; elephants may
attain an age of two centuries. A
good record for the animals, but
on the plant side we have the Cali
fornia Sequoia trees living for 50
centuries.
At the other extreme are some
bacteria which have a life cycle
of only 20 minutes, shorter than,
any animal’s life.
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HEAT
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Poetry a Demi-God
The basis of poetry is language,
which is material only on one side.
It is a demi-god.—Emerson.
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