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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, MAY 22, 1941
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LALA PALOOZA Vincent Fixes It for Lala
By RUBE GOLDBERG
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MAKE YOURSELF AT* HOME-
DON'T BE TOO HARD
ON LALA WHEN YOU
EXAMINE HER FOR
BACK INCOME TAXES
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WITH ALL HER DOUGH
SHE'S JUST A BIG
GOOD-NATURED KID-
SHE CAN HARDLY ADD
TWO AN' TWO
SHE DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT
THE LAW - SHE JUST
GUESSES AT THE
•FIGURES - GREAT KID*
LALA
THE MAXIMUM PENALTY^
FOR IGNORANCE OF
THE LAW IS A FINE
OF $10,000 AND TEN
YEARS IN JAIL
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By
GLUYAS
FRED PERLEY WAS BURNED UP IN MORE
WAYS THAN ONE WHEN, ON A BLISTERING HOT DAY,
HE FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH THE CAR THAT HAD AP
PARENTLY STOPPED TO GIVE HIM A LIFT TO THE STATION,
AND FOUND UTTER STRANGERS WAVING TO A
FRIEND ON HIS LAWN A BLOCK BACK
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tpiVE delightful pairs of motifs
1 are distinctively either His and
Hers or Mr. and Mrs. Guest
towels and pillow slips—even tea
towels (the smart corner mono
grams are suggested for this use)
will benefit from the application of
these unusual designs.
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Z9321, 15 cents, is a pattern which gives
you intriguing embroideries for personal
linens. These would make grand gifts for
a bride. Send order to:
AUNT MARTHA
Box 166-W Kansas City, Mo.
Enclose 15 cents for each pattern
desired. Pattern No
Name
Address
Masonry Via Wire
Even the laying of a cornerstone
has been done over electric wires,
says Colliers. Not long ago in Lon
don, 10,000 Masons in an exhibi
tion hall watched a dignitary go
through such a ceremony, every
movement of laying the substitute
stone actuating, through electrical
synchronization, the laying of the
real stone on the site of a hospital
several miles away.
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INDIGESTION
may affect the Heart
Gu trapped in the stomach or gullet may act like a
hair-trigger on the heart. At the first sign of dlatresa
smart men and women depend on Bell-ans Tablets to
■et gaa free. No laxative but made of the fastest-
acting medicines known for acid Indigestion. If tb«
FIRST DOSE doesn’t prove Bell-ans better, return
bottle to us and receive DOUBLE Money Back. 25c.
Man’s Wil
A man can do what he ought to
do; and when he says he cannot,
it is because he will not.—Froude.
CHOICE
OF
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WORLD'S
ASPIRIN'IfV
O'S LARGEST SELLER AT IU r
Use of Possessions
. What one has, one ought to use;
and whatever he does he should
do with all his might.—Cicero.
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True Mirror
Her husband’s eye is the truest
mirror an honest wife can see her
beauty in.—John Tobin.
KILLS APHIS
Spray with "Black Leaf 40.” One ounce
makes six gallons of effective aphis spray.
Use "Black Leaf 40” on aphis, leafhop-
pers, leaf miners, young sucking bugs,
lace bags, mealy bugs and most thripa,
wherever found on flowers, trees or
shrubs, or garden crops. <u *
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Scornful of Little Things
He that contemneth small things
shall fall little by little.—Ecclesi-
asticus.
Watch Your
Help Them Cleanse the Blood
of Harmful Body Waste
Your kidneys are constantly filtering;
waste matter from the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do
not act as Nature intended—fail to re
move impurities that, if retained, may
oison the system and upset the whole
ody machinery.
Symptoms may be nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizzinem.
getting up nights, swelling, pufliness
under the eyes—a feeling of nervous
anxiety and loss of pep and strength.
Other signs of kidney or bladder dis
order are sometimes burning, scanty or
too frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment is wiser than neglect. Usa
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new friends lor more than forty years.
They have a nation-wide reputation.
Are recommended by grateful people the
country over. Ask your neighborl