McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 15, 1941, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, MAY 15, 1941 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE : • ■ - v. ^ »' "• v.Vt • " • I ; . _ r ‘;:. v> Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP frSTME. PARADE: WAS TO SHOW IN PITT FAILS / SILK" MET 3~EFF ON THE LOT USTEN.JtFP. I'D LVKt TO GO oieR ANDTtlL\ STiNGeR WHERE TO GET OFF “ HE'S THE One who spread THAT lie THAT I USED ' ID BE WITH ~ V A . By ED WHEELAN Hmi Trank Jay Markey ! SUIT VOURSELP; '‘SILK'; BUT. IF you DO SEE STINGER 1 TELL HIM FDR ME THAT HE HAD BETTER GET OUT OF OOR TERRlTORV' BEFORE X START MAKING THINGS TOO HOT FOR HIH 9 A HALP HOUR LATER S SEE IF VOU CAN LOCATE SAM STtHGER AND TELL HIM MR. FOWLER WISHES TO SEE HIM » W/'L^ MULft Ml C°C 'W> & is m LALA PALOOZA Mistaken Identity By RUBE GOLDBERG COME IN * SIR *• ^ MADAM WILL SEE MADAM SAYS TO HAVE SOME SANDWICHES AN* FRUIT AN* HONEY /' HELLO , THERE SWEETS LET^S START ON THIS INCOME TAX BUSINESS- OUGHT UM , NOT THE INCOME TAX MAN - PM SELLING WASHING MACH IN E S - NOW, HERE^S OUR LATEST r ^ Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. S’MATTER POP—It Was Close but He Just Made It! Smatte-r <0 By C. M. PAYNE X o GOLl^! I JU&‘ ~ OUGHT OF nr, TIME? I FORGOT TO BRUSH MA TEETH BEFORE \L*£~£>REAKFA5 tc- gg.L.gA»«o Wvr>aut.afVNO<c*Ta MESCAL IKE By S. L HUNTLEY The Protective Association YE^K-ALL BUT THEM FDMSlV-LOOKlKi' YOUNCaUWS W ^WHAT FOLLOWED TM' BRIDE* - YES. 1 WONDERED WMY SHE HAD SO . MANY TRAIN-BEARERS. 1 1 WHO WERE THOSE , J ^sCHILDREN ANT/WAVg^ i THEM WAS TH' DRESSMAKERS KIDS- THBR MAW GIVE'EM ORDERS NOT TO LET <50 OF 7U' UNTIL. IT WAS PAID FOR POP—Otherwise He Gets Blown Up By J. MILLAR WATT there's ONE THING \ ABOUT THE HAND GRENADE "ff — THE BEGINNER MUST GRASP — -- : J - AND THATS THE . LEVER! ..... THE SPORTING RING By LANG ARMSTRONG ? i i y 'i—- *,'-t - . • ' v ^ —— 1 r-%; '--.k' I • 1 fc ; ' ‘ 1 . =^ll „ v ■ . \r ••• •, r.'J.TX.': '' K. J"' ' 1 *..1^ c "So that’s how Doc locates those big worms." J:*:*:: The Neighbor- hood m League ma i** By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ♦ A \—< 3 ss; Pattern 6926. VTOU’LL love this colorful cloth * whose fruit and bows are just 8-to-the-inch cross-stitch though they look like applique. Use the design on scarfs, too. • * • Pattern 6926 contains a transfer pattern of one 15 by 15 inch, four 4 by 414 Inch, four 2 3 / 4 by, 3 inch motifs; illustrations of stitches; materials needed; color schemes. Send order to: Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept. 82 Eighth Ave. New York Enclose 15 cents in coins for Pat tern No Name Address ■JQ£ST F COLDS DROPS PENETROdrops Character From Home Character, like charity, begins at home. It cannot be instilled by daily teaspoonfuls of educa tion.—Fechheimer. AT 6000 DRUG STORES • LARGE •OTTLE Rwnli'. B/imqs CessedReUeH RHEUMATISM lumbago Premature Genius It seldom happens that a pre mature shoot of genius ever ar rives at maturity.—Quintilian. DONT BE BOSSED BY YOUR LAXATIVE-RELIEVE CONSTIPATION THIS MODERN WAY • When you feel gassy, headachy, logy due to clogged-up bowels, do as millions do—take Feen-A-Mint at bedtime. Next momihg —thorough, comfortable relief, helping you start the day full of your normal energy and pep, feeling like a million! Feen-A-Mint doesn’t disturb your night’s rest or interfere with work the next day. TVy Feen-A-Mint, the chewing gum laxative, yourself. It tastes good, it’s handy and economical... a family supply FEEN-A-MINT Io< Shrouded Future A wise God shrouds the future n obscure darkness.—Horace. I:’,:'- 1 " Bl?5j •£**;$* One cfiect^oo . ^ \. - * a- ■ : Y* •«,. ■ . - WNU—7 20—41 Big Returns Economy is a great revenue.— Cicero. WITH NO FUNDS IN THE CLUB'S TREASURY AND ITS ONLY BALL LOST DOWN A DRAIN, PRESSURE IS BROUGHT TO BEAR ON THE OWNER OF AN AUTOGRAPHED HOME-RUN BALL, RETRIEVED AT A BIG LEAGUE GAME, TO BE PUBLIC-SPIRITED l *: (Rtleaeed The Bell Byediceu. lee » GlitVAS UlilUArj* Miserable with backache? . W HEN kidneys function badly and you suffer a nagging backache, with dizziness, burning, scanty or too frequent urination and getting up at night; when you feel tired, nervous, all upset . . . use Doan's Pills. Doan's are especially for poorly working kidneys. Millions of boxes are used every year. They are recom mended the country over. Ask your neighbor! DOANS PILLS "—s*