McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 08, 1941, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, MAY 8, 1941
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“I’ve checked very thoroughly, sir, and horseback riding appears to be the
only exercise one can take sitting down:”
SHORT
CUT
STARTS OVER TO
NEIGHBOR'S NEXT
POOR TO BORROW
A LEMON FOR
MOTHER
SEARCHES VARO
FOR SOMETHING
TO ST AND ON. FINDS
A ROCK BUT CAN’T
LIFT IT
WKU&1S
STOPS TO DECIDE GRAVE
PROBLEM OF WHETHER
TO GO AROUND BV
STREET OR ON A STRAIGHT
LINE OVER THE FENCE
DECIDES ON STRAIGHT
LINE, AND STANDS
FOR A WHILE
SPRINGING UP AND
DOWN,GETTING
MOMENTUM UP
LAUNCHES HIM
SELF UPWARDS
BUT CAN'T SEEM
TO GET MORE
THAN HALFWAY
LABORIOUSLY ROLLS CLIMBS ON BOX
ROCK UNTIL HE AND GOES OVER
REMEMBERS OLD FENCE A LITTLE
BOX IN GARAGE MORE SUDDENLY
THAN HE EXPECTED
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SPENDS SOME MIN
UTES INVESTIGATING
WHETHER THAT
RIPPING SOUND
MEANT TORN PANTS,
AND EVENTUALLY RE-
tURNS HOME WITH LEMON
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