McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 24, 1941, Image 7

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*-y§s \ MeCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C„ THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 1941 the Whole Family BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN 3EFF BANX&S LEARNED THAT Mt^'WILD KAN HAO HAD A HEART ATTACK ON SEEING IHt ESCAPED Tiger - | ^ ^ ’ TELL, E?ENNiV. THE TO PUT * SPEED" JACKSON IN ' (k ^JJOOP , S' , PLACE TEM RDRA CAN F\>t HEV gcnernoR. tue ticket WA^ON 3UST GiAVE METWIS TELEGRAM FOR VbU PROM YOU R'2.4 HOUR MAM Frank Jay Markey Syndicate Inc. 'THE sos GRIFT D1RTV SO WELL % \P THAT OUTFIT \S LOOKING FOR TROU&LE . I'LL gne IT TO 'EM lit * LALA PALOOZA She Does Some Fast Thinking FRANCES, A\Y TAX T WORRIES HAVE S&SSF* ME LOOKIN % A V MADAM MESS-ARE YOU ^URE THIS lUDPACK'S GONNA OKAY, MISS LALA- l GOT CHA ^ A MAN S LOOKIN'* FOR LALA PALOOZA DONE GONE! Markey Syndicate, Inc. S’MATTER POP—Alert Supporting Column Good! By C. M. PAYNE teleaaed by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) 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