McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 03, 1941, Image 6
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C, THURSDAY, APRIL 3, 1941
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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Glean Gpmics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
NOW I SHOW you
THIS . TEFP, LISTEN To me
FOR A CMANOt »‘VE BEEN
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EACH DAV FOR ^UST ONE-TWINOr -
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FOR THE SHOW AND WAS
HOPING TO WORK fT
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OF AN ACT ?
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LIE To ME/SllK.
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AWAY WITH
IT 11
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7.
Frank Jay Markey Syndicate
7/
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3EFF, I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON ZENDA FOR SOME
TIME AND THAT IS WH7
T ALWAYS SENT" ALL
THE GUARDS OUT OF THE
TENT SO THAT I COULD
CONCENTRATE H HERE-
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HIM MM MV POWER
/VOW AND SOON
HE WILL RESPOND
TO EVERYTHING
I COMMAND HIM
TO DO !*•
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TELL ME-
THAT ZENDA
IS NOW SICK
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SEALS WERE
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LALA PALOOZA Simple Arithmetic
By RUBE GOLDBERG
BOO
MOO
SIS, DON’T WORRY A
TOO MUCH ABOUT
THAT INCOME TAX
MAN - HE WON'T
HURT YOU
HOW CAN I
REMEMBER
WHAT I TOOK
IN AND SPENT
AND WHAT FOR
IN IQ34?
JUST ^
CONCENTRATE
LALA,
CONCENTRATE
f I SUPPOSE YOU H
? CAN REMEMBER
ALL YOUR FIGURES
FOR FOUR OR
FIVE YEARS
BACK!
SMART Y!
SURE I CAN -
1 MADE $34*61
IN 1931 AND
AIN'T EARNED
NICKEL
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SINCE
Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc
1)1
MESCAL iKE b 7 s. l. huntley
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DOLLAR . WHAT
IS IT ?
S’MATTER POP—It’s All Planned Out, Just in Case
NOW SUPPOSE .FpR
INSTANCE..VOU AM ME,
WUZ PRISONERS OF
WAR IN HERE
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ABOUT
ME?
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COMIN'TOTHATM’D CUT
ANOTHER ESCAPE-HOLE
YOUR SIZE !
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WHAT DlDKEUWETVtf 55
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By C. M.
PAYNE
(Released by The Belt Syndicate. Inc.)
POP—Feminine Pressure Brought to Bear
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP! WHAT MAKES A
MAN OiVE A WOMAN
AN ENGAGE-MEN r
RING?
THE
SPORTING
RING
By
LANG
ARMSTRONG
'I.
‘X« ■ bouldn’t have done (bat, Eddie. Now bo's gonna be prejudlcedr
ONE TOO
MANY
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»X*X
By
GLUYAS
WILLIAMS
♦
HOSTESS PASSES
CANDY
TAKES A BITE,
HOSTESS REMARK
ING SHE MADE
IT HERSELF
SITS UP STRAIGHT,
TRYIN6 TO HIDE
FEELINGS ON FINDING
CANDY SEEMS TD
HAVE A DASH OF
SOAP OR HAIR TONIC
IN IT, OR BOTH
LOOKS FURTIVELY
AROUND TO SEE IF
THERE’S ANY PLACE
HE CAN DISPOSE
OF REST OF HIS
CANDY
REACHES TOWARD
UNOBTRUSIVE ASH
TRAY, BUT SEES
HER EYES ON HIM
AND WITHDRAWS
HAND
i *n«M«a >t riw a«n »r»4to«t».
SITS UNHAPPILY,
KEEPING THE PIECE
OUT OF SI6HT
IN HIS HAND
r
REALIZES THAT
SOMETHING HAS
TO BE DONE BE
CAUSE PIECE IS
MELTINQ RAPIDLY
PUTS IT IN MOUTH
AND SWALLOWS HARD,
DIMLY AWARE THAT
HOSTESS IS ABOUT
TO PRESS HIM TO
TAKE ANOTHER PIECE
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
FRUIT TREES
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trees and general nursery stock at new low
prices. Free catalog and planting guide
upon request. Cumberland Valley Nurser
ies, Inc., McMinnville, Tenn., Bax SOS.
BABY CHICKS
Blood-Tested Chicks. Popular breeds $5.50
100 assorted for layers $4.65. Cockerels
$2.35. Postage prepaid. RUSHTON Lae
FOLLETTE, Box 345, MUltown, Ind.
Tarpon Evoluting?
Scientists believe the tarpon
may be Undergoing a strange evo
lution. An examination of their air
bladders has shown a large
amount of lung tissue, proving that
the fish are not entirely dependent
upon their gills for oxygen. This
may be the reason why they can
change from salt to fresh water
and vice versa. The tarpon is the
only fish that is known to have
passed through the canal, 40 miles
or so of which is fresh water.
GOOD
REASONS
WHY
"use MUSTEROLE for
CHEST COLDS
Mother—Give YOUR Child
This Same Expert Care!
At the first sign of a chest cold the
Quintuplets’ throats and chests are
rubbed with Children’s Mild Musterole
—a product made to promptly relieve
the DISTRESS of children’s colds and
resulting bronchial and croupy coughs.
Relief usually comes quickly because
Ulusterole is MORE than an ordinary
“salve.” It helps break up local con
gestion. As Musterole is used on the
Quints you may be sure you are using
Just about the BEST product made.
Also in Regular and Extra Strength for
those preferring a stronger product.
CHILDREN’S
lUSTEROlf
Conscience’s Sake
We never do wrong so thorough
ly and so heartily as when we do
it for conscience’s sake.—Pascal.
A Vegetable
Laxative
For Headache,
Biliousness,
and Dizziness
when caused by
Constipation.
15 doses for
only 10 cents.
plllgIM
Dr. Hitchcock’s
LAXATIVE POWDER
Hollow Sound
The empty vessel makes the
greatest sound.—Shakespeare.
PERFORMANCE
» CONDITION
• HEALTH
Drop Blackmon's Llck-A-Brlck In the
feed trough. Stock do the rest. No
drenching. No dosing. Animals
keep in healthy working condition
Nature's way.
“STOCK LICK IT—STOCK LIKE IT”
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ONE PRICE 25c
If there is no Dealer near you. write
direct to
BLACKMAN STOCK MEDICINE OO.
Chattanooga • • Tenn.
WATCH
the> Specials
You can depend on the spe
cial sales the merchants of
our town announce in the
columns of this paper.They
mean money saving to our
readers. It always pays to
patronize the merchants
who advertise. They are
not afraid of their mer
chandise or their prices.