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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MARCH 27, 1941
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by (Uma Scott WatdOH
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‘Aguinaldo Is Captured!*
E'ORTY years ago this month
1 America had a new national hero.
He was Frederick Funston, a na
tive of Ohio and a soldier of for
tune who had aided the Cubans in
their struggle to throw off the yoke
of Spain, then organized the Twen
tieth Kansas Volunteers at the out
break of the Spanish-American war
and arrived in the Philippines with
his regiment in time to help Gen.
Wesley Merritt capture Manila in
November, 1898.
Meanwhile Emilio Aguinaldo had
declared himself president of the
revolutionary government of the
GEN. FRED FUNSTON
Philippines and started an insurrec
tion against the new rulers of the
islands.
There was constant fighting
throughout 1899 and 1900 but always
Aguinaldo, the leader of the insur-
rectos, eluded capture. During 1900
He apparently gave up the struggle,
but in January, 1901, he ordered
the ipsurgent forces in southern Lu
zon to join him at his rendezvous
in the province of Isabela.
However, the messenger to whom
he entrusted this order, surrendered
to the,. Americans in February and,
upon securing the information as to
Aguinaldo's whereabouts, Funston
determined upon a daring plan to
capture the Filipino leader.
Taking with him Captains H. W.
Newton and Russell T. Hazzard,
Lieutenants Oliver P. M. Hazzard
and Burton J. Mitchell and a com
pany of 80 Macabebes, who spoke
the Tagalog languages, he was land
EMILIO AGUINALDO
ed on a beach sout^i of Casiguran in
the province of Principe on March
13, 1901. Aguinaldo’s messenger also
went with the expedition and he and
the Macabebe scouts were to pass
themselves off as a detachment of
insurgent Tagalogs who had cap
tured the five Americans and were
taking them as prisoners to Agui
naldo. After marching seven days
and nights, the party reached a point
eight miles from Palanan, Aguinal
do’s hiding place.
A message, stamped with the seal
of General Lacuna, was sent for
ward to Aguinaldo and a prompt re
sponse was received, welcoming the
party. The Americans and their fake
Tagalogs hastened forward.
Funston entrusted the actual cap
ture to a Spaniard, lazaro Segovia,
and a detachment of the scouts. The
story, as Funston told it later, fol
lows:
“Running up the bank toward the
house, we were met by Segovia, who
came running out, his face aglow
with exultation and his clothes spat
tered with the blood of the .men he
had wounded. He called out in Span
ish: Tt is all right; we have him.'
“We hastened into the house and
I introduced myself to Aguinaldo,
telling him that we were officers oi
the American army, that the men
with us were our troops, and not
his, and that he was a prisoner of
war. He was given assurance that
he need fear no bad treatment.
“He said, in a dazed sort of way:
*Is this not some joke?’ I assured
him that it was not, though, as a
matter of fact, it was a pretty bad
one on him.’’
• • •
In after years Aguinaldo was loud
in his praise of Funston for the au
dacity and skill of his plan, saying
that only by the stratagem used
could he have been captured. The
former leader of the Filipino insur-
rectos later took the oath of alle
giance to the United States and be
came reconciled to American rule.
He even sent his daughter, Carmen,
tp this country to be educated and
she became a studc-nt at the Uni
versity of Illinois. Aguinaldo is still
living at the age of 72.
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The Village News Press:
(Prop, and Editor, W. W inched)
The Gov’t says you can deduct bur
glary losses from your taxes. Wendy
Barrie wonders if that includes
night 'club overcharges.
Year’s Easter Fashions
' Tb Be Dainty, Very Feminine
. By CHERIE NICHOLAS
Prof. Emery Deutsch, who has
been appointed condiictor of the CBS
Salon orchestra, always did detest
playing in night clubs, and never
dreamed the day would come again
when he could hold his head and fid
dle high. Nice boy, Emery. And
his pretty bride is a nice girl, too.
Inez Robb of our town spent a
quiet week-end over at Mrs. Evelyn
McLean’s house down Washington
way. Mrs. McLean being the owner
of the well-known Hope diamond.
The first day breakfast was brought
to Inez’s boodwah, but the second
morning it was necessary for Inez
to ring. Beside her bed were two
buttons . . . Inez reasoned: “Ob
viously the black button is for night
service; the white one for day.” So
she touched the white one delicately
—it being morning . . . Well, sir.
Sirens screeched forth from here,
there and everywhere; Great Danes
barked their heads off; and folks
started running hither and thither
through the halls. Inez, it seems,
had rung the fire alarm. Mrs. Mc
Lean, the owner, merely turned over
in bed. She knew there was a guest.
But the coffee—when it did come—
was hot.
Ye ed sure got a big laugh out of
the story the other day about the
60-year-old president of a Rotary
club who ran off with a woman 29
years younger. He can be prose
cuted under the Mann act, a feddiral
offense. But look at what the Rotary
club is worried about: That he missed
his first club luncheon in 18 years!
Enis Beyer, the singer and con
stant subscriber, says ye ed’s daily
stint is “absolutely conseqwinchell.”
Ha, ha.
See where Marshal Petain’s al
lowance for the next three months
will be 954,000 francs. That’s about
$80,000 a year. In other words, Pe-
tain gets more to ruin France than
FDR gets to run the U. S. A.
Jean Gabin, the big French actor,
tbld how the Frenchmen feel about
Great Britain. He says: “We are
both pro and anti-British. Those who
are pro-British say each night in
their prayers: ‘Please, God, let the
gallant British win quickly.’ Those
who are anti-British say in their
prayers: ‘Please, God, let the awful
British win right away.’ ”
Over at Frank Case’s inn the pic
tures of the drama critics are on
display in the lobby. Frank asked
Bub Benchley what he thought of
them. “The one of George Jean
Nathan,” Bub said, “don’t do him
injustice.”
Guy Lombardo heard a deb say to
another: “What color galoshes are
you getting with your new spring
suit?”
And Jerry Cooper doesn’t believe
-all that talk about a food shortage
in Italy, considering all the crow
they have to eat.
Broadway Wiseguy:
He knows the same elements as
other people, but in his world they
have different functions . . . The
air is something you listen to for
songs, sketches, speeches. Water is
what they put in stocks, and fire is
what a poor performance misses
. . . He thinks a skirt isn’t a gar
ment, but a woman in one—and
when he talks of a turkey he means
a flop-show ... He lives and moves
and has his being in theater-town
. . . Things that are said and done
on a stage or screen amuse and
touch him, but try to make him
weep when the show is over . . . Try
to make him laugh, for that matter.
He read it long ago or he heard it
when you were still breaking in your
longies . . . People who take
“hours” telling a story (which is a
gag in his lingo) are usually bores,
phonies or jerques . . When he
says he doesn’t like pictures he
means movies, not paintings ... A
book isn’t something to read, but the
plot in a musical show, or the thing
wager-makers make for racetrack
bet-placers ... He is that loud
voice giving away the secrets of
pals.
ALL signs point to a lovely and
colorful array of sweetly fem
inine fashions for Easter. This is
definitely a year when emphasis
is on “pretty lady” trends.
There is big news, in color, es
pecially in the pastels for suits,
coats and ensembles. The whole
fashion world is expressing enthusi
asm for the new monotone wools in
light beiges, misted greens, the very
new violet and mauve tones, muted
pinks and pale grayish blues. Seen
in fashion-first Easter costumes,
they are ideal, especially for the
long-coat costumes as shown in the
illustration.
Fresh flowers add chic to these
attractive Easter outfits. Beaux
please take notice! The lady of
your heart will be queen of the Eas
ter parade if you send a corsage of
fresh white freesias to match the
bouquet on her hat (note the model
in the center of the picture).
If she is sophisticated, any beau
may win her heart with a modern
istic corsage of fresh gardenias. If
you’re away she will appreciate
your wiring her local florist to in
clude an extra gardenia or two to
tie on her wrist bracelet fashion as
illustrated to the right.
The newest idea of American de
signers is that fragrant flowers
should match the motif of gay print
dresses with which they are worn.
This Easter, romantic arrangements
of roses, violets and lilies-of-the-val-
ley will vie with orchids, gardenias,
flaming hibiscus and camellias. Sil'
vered and gilded leaves are a new
and distinctive Easter fashion with
appeal to those seeking the out-of-
the-ordinary.
Speaking of flowers, milliners ev
erywhere declare that myriads of
flattering little flower hats are sell
ing in unprecedented numbers. The
significant message about these
adorable little flowery confections is
that you may wear them as cor
rectly with your prim little tailor
suit as you can with your dressi
est dress-up costumes. (Quite a de
parture from the old idea which ex
acted a tailored hat with a tailored
suit!)
The thought that is prevalent
throughout this season’s style pro
gram is that one should wear al
luringly feminine and flattering ac
cessories. This applies not only to
flowery hats and colorful whimsical
veils but also to “hankies,” which
are of the pretty-pretty type.
It is just such flower-bedecked
hats as the one shown above (to
the left in the illustration) that are
lending “endearing young charms”
to the Easter fashion picture this
spring. Note the dainty handker
chief, designed by Burmel, which
so artfully plays up a dainty petit-
point garland encircling an embroid
ered full blown rose. You can get
these “hankies” with violets or
daisies or whatever flower you may
choose. The other flower chapeau
is typically an Easter bonnet. It is
a shiny straw in bon bon pink,
trimmed with cherry blossoms,
full-blown roses and wide green rib
bons. The veil matches the straw.
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Fruit Buttons
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He argues that money will buy
everything and anything, and he has
never learned not to mistake public
ity for fame . . .,Most of the United
States to him is “the sticks” or
“the hinterland” . . . The over 130,-
000,000 people are “suckers.”
The name of Shakespeare always
recalls the time he won a bet on
a horse by that name ... He has
many friends he doesn’t like, and
they detest him ... He has a won
derful knack for ignoring the check
... It has been said of him that his
conscience is more his accomplice
than his guide . His idea of a
good song is “Beat Me, Daddy, Eight
to the Bar!” ... He is deeply con
cerned about the foreign situation be
cause it has cut off his supply of
post cards .. . He’s the guy you want
to know—until you do.
Look to fashions for a new yield
of vitamins Fruit has become an
outstanding inspiration for design in
the apparel field. Many of the
smartest new prints are patterned
with colorful fruit motifs: hats are
trimmed with realistic looking
fruit; lapel gadgets are replicas of
fruit, and buttons that fasten our
dresses and blouses, coats and jack
ets, are copies of fruits. The beige
wool sport jacket here pictured is
“vitamized” with fruit buttons, new
this spring! A miniature dish of
polished wood gives the button
form. There’s good news for tired
clothes at your nearest button
counter!
These novelty buttons are durable,
as well as attractive. Vieing for
honors with the fruits are vegeta-
i bles—carrots, onions, lettuce, etc.
Fads and Fancies
Young moderns are all enthusi
astic over fringed play shoes that
take their cue from Western cow
boy fashions.
The inverted pompadour is a “last
word” hair-do that is exciting much
interest. The hair is brought down
over the forehead, the ends turned
under, which, when deftly done,
gives every appearance of bangs.
Not only is this ever so flattering,
but it is very practical, for it stays
neatly “put,”- with minimum care.
Something new for the bridal
gown—white Nylon velvet, said to
be very charming to the eye, and
highly satisfactory in that it drapes
beautifully and yields pleasingly to
fabric manipulation.
Very new for spring are navy
coats or capes that have small
shapely collars of white caracul,
broadtail or similar fabriclike fur.
Other models in navy have simply a
cluster of white ermine tails at the
throat. White hat and accessories
worn with these coats and capes key
to the white of the fur.
To wear with your spring and
summer print dresses, look up bead
or flower necklaces, bracelets and
clips that pick up one or more colors
of the print.
1941 Jeweled Gadgets
Romantic, Whimsical
You must wear a jeweled “gadg
et” of some sort on your lapel. It
may be as romantic and sentimental
as your mood dictates, or it may
be humorous and delightfully whim
sical. In every event, however, it
will be a masterpiece of good work
manship, for even the novelty types
are exquisitely wrought. One of the
amusing sort that is extremely pro
vocative is a huge question mark
all set in brilliants, with a dazzling
solitaire rhinestone suspended from
the base.
You might wear a glittering gold
fish, a spray of colorful flowers
worked out in elaborately set stones
or a bright patriotic emblem.
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A QUICK glance at the crystal
^ ball is enough to convince most
interested observers that the Uni*
versity of Chicago will not long re
main a member of the Big Ten
athletic conference. If a crystal
ball isn’t handy, an equally quick
look at Chicago’s latternday athletic
record would be just as effective.
The University of Chicago, as you
may remember, withdrew from
Western conference football on De
cember 21, 1939. That move caused
no end of sorrow to the university’s
followers.
But Chicago’s sports program
hadn’t yet reached its depth. This
year the Maroons failed to win a
single conference basketball game.
Taking cognizance of this alarming
state of affairs, Robert Maynard
Hutchins, the university’s widely
quoted president, announced that if
a losing basketball team has a de
pressing effect on the student body,
then Chicago will abolish basketball
—at least in its present competitive
form. The university, under this
plan, would meet opposition less
keen than that found in Big Ten
circles.
With this announcement the ghost
ly chorus on the Midway was
swelled by the more earthly cries of
Western conference athletic direc
tors. Several of those directors
were quite outspoken in their opin
ions that the conference would be
much better off if the Maroons were
to withdraw from all team compe
tition. Wendell S. Wilson, athletic
director of the University of Illi
nois, in the most direct attack on
Chicago’s president since that
school quit conference football, de
clared that “I am sick and tired
of reading newspaper and magazine
quotations in which Mr. Hutchins at
tacks our intercollegiate program.
A Wasted Chance
“I feel myself guilty, along with
some other athletic director of the
Big Ten, for not voting to drop Chi
cago from the conference. Hutchins’
repeated statements are a handicap
to the athletic policy in the West
ern conference schools.”
Wilson’s attitude was expressed
recently when he appeared before
his fellow athletic directors with a
resolution calling upon Chicago to
leave the Big Ten. Wilson was con
siderably piqued at Hutchins’ fre
quent utterances against the inter
collegiate sports program. The uni
versity president has admitted that
he does not believe other schools in
the Western conference conduct
their athletics along ethical lines.
The resolution was tabled, the
board announcing that it did not
consider it within their department
to take action.
The whole question should be
solved with a minimum of ill feeling
and delay. President Hutchins, by
word and action, has indicated that
membership in the Big Ten is a mat
ter of secondary importance to the
University of Chicago. Athletic
directors of the remaining nine
schools would be, for the most part,
more than satisfied if Chicago would
withdraw from team competition.
Schedule Changes
Under present conference basket
ball regulations every school plays
home-and-home series with three
“traditional” rivals and one game
with each of the others. A round
robin play card, with home-and-home
games against every other team, is
considered most desirable, but with
10 teams, the conference faculty
committee will not approve 18
championship matches when there
is an over-all limit of 20 games per
season.
Should Chicago drop out of basket
ball competition the round robin
would be quite feasible since only
16 championship games would be
required. If Chicago continues in
the Big Ten, then the conference
may go back to its old schedule sys
tem under which some teams did
not play others even once in a sea
son.
Chicago already has dropped foot- ■
ball. The school lost no students
in so doing. Its academic prestige
certainly has not suffered. Mr.
Hutchins, spokesman of his college,
expressed no deep regrets when he
mentioned separation from the con
ference.
All in all, it might be advisable for
Mr. Hutchins to announce Chicago’s
willingness to withdraw from con
ference competition. The final sep
aration would be much less pain
ful than any aggression action on
the part of other schools.
And it would pave the way for ad
mittance to the conference of a
school whose athletic program more
closely approximated those of other
Big Ten members.
Sport Shorts
C. Michigan’s Tom Harmon, all-
American halfback of 1940, will re
ceive $13,500 for his motion picture
debut this summer.
C. Michigan State has a veteran for
every position on its 1941 baseball
team.
Only four college teams ever
have won the National A.A.U. bas
ketball championship.
C. Don Lambeau, son of Curly Lam-
beau of the Green Bay Packers, has
enlisted in the army air corps.
Smiles
Hadn’t Found Out
“There are millions of ways of
making money, but only one hon«
est one.”
“How is that?”
“I don’t know.”
Early Practice
Dinocan—You know that in the spring
a young man's fancy turns to love?
Sally—Yes, but it's still winter.
Dinocan—Yes, but how about having
a rehearsal?
Rubbing It In
Bunchuck—Yes, it took me six
weeks of hard work to learn how
to play tennis.
Dzudi—And what do you have
for your pains?
Bunchuck—Liniment.
Life is what you make it—till
somebody else comes along and
makes it worse.
Began to Miss Him
Man (visiting native village aft
er an absence of thirty years)—
Well, Samuel, you don’t remem
ber me, eh?
Samuel — W’y, it be young
George Porter. Bless ’e, I were
only sayin’ to Sarah yesterday Oi
’adn’t seed ’e about lately.
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Need of Patience
How poor are they that have not
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