McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, January 23, 1941, Image 7
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By ED WHEELAN
ALTA RACED ACRO SS
ACROSS MENAGERIE TENT AFTERISILK RSWLER
AND CRASHED INTO “THE T^fiER # *5 C&GtB JUST AS THE EQUESTRIAN
director managedtctscramble under the canvas-
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Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
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LALA PALOOZA A Nervous Wreck
By RUBE GOLDBERG
HERE I AM
LAID UP IN
A NEW YORK
HOTEL ALL
ON ACCOUNT
OF MY STUBBORN
NIECE, DIANNE
YOU MUST
QUIET YOUR
NERVES,
MISTER
BOGGLE
MISS DIANNE’LL
COME AROUND
TO YOUR
WAY OF
THINKING,
IF SHE \
KEEPS ON
HIDING IN
THAT LALA
PERSON’S
HOME, I’LL
GO TO LAW-
I'LL BLOW THE
DIANNE CAN’T
[MARRY AGAINST
MY WISHES-
I’LL
DISINHERIT
MESSAGE
FOR *
MISTER
BOGGLE
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THE MASTER OF Y ME MAKE
CEREMONIES ON SPEECHES
YOUR BOGGLE S IN MY .
DOUGHNUT AMATEUR) CONDITION 1
HOUR IS SICK- /WY
YOU’LL HAVE TO f/ PILLS!
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SCATTER POP—Cavalry Casualty! OSe Steed Beaned!
By C. M. PAYNE
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POP—Successful Failure
By J. MILLAR WATT
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ON AMD ONE OFF,
THINKING OF MANY
THINGS EXCEPT PAR
ENTS’CALLS TO HURRY
UP AND FINISH
DRESSING
DECIDES HE’D
BETTER GET ON
WITH IT. TRIES
TO HOOK. SHOE
UP ON HIS TOE
SUCCEEDS ONLY IN
KNOCKING SHOE AWAY
FROM HIM. BY AN
ELABORATE FEAT OF
CONTORTION PICKS IT UP
AT LAST, WITHOUT GET
TING OFF BED
SITS JUGGLING
SHOE
ROLLS OVER ON HIS
BACK AND TRIES
TO FORCE SHOE
ON
RESTS A WHILE,
WIGGLING SHOE
AROUND WITH HIS
TOES
TAKES SHOE AND
STOCKING OFF TO
LOOK AT FOOT
WHERE HE GOT
STEPPED ON PLAY
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HEARS FATHER
ROAR, PUTS SHOE
ON, AND RACES
DOWNSTAIRS, SHOE
REMAINING UNTIED
ALL DAY
Bloomin' Parrot Was
Passing Its Lesson On
Bert had spent hours trying to
teach his parrot to say “Hello,
Uncle,” ready for the visit of his
wealthy relative.
To no purpose. Uncle came—
and went—and the parrot was
dumb. ;,
Bert seized the bird by the,
throat. “Say ‘Hello, Uncle,’ or.
I’ll wring your bloomin’ neck,” he!
roared.
And when silence continued he.
twisted the bird’s neck and threw!
>t into the fowl pen.
Queer squawks drew him to the;
fowl pen next morning. On the;
ground were three dead hens. The;
parrot had a fourth by the neck, !
shaking him and shouting: “Say,!
‘Hello, Uncle,’ or I’ll wring your I
bloomin’ neqk.” *
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All Riff hi
ts Keservdd.
MOTHER
give
YOUR child
same expert care used when
CATCH COLD
At the first sign of a chest cold—the
Quintuplets’ throats and chests are
rubbed with Children’s Mild Musterole.
—a product made to promptly relieve
the DISTRESS of children’s colds and
resulting bronchial and croupy coughs. '
Relief usually comes quickly because
Musterole is MORE than an ordinary,
“salve.” It helps break up local con-.
S ’stion. As Musterole is used on thej
uints yon may be sure you are using
just about the BEST product made.
Also in Regular and Extra Strength for
those preferring a stronger product.*
CHILDREN’S
HUSMOlf
Within Us ;
There is a great deal of i^i-
mapped country within us wh^ch
would have to be taken into ac
count in an explanation of letter
gusts and storms.—George EliotJ
DON’T BE BOSSED
BY YOUR LAXATIVE-RELIEVE
CONSTIPATION THIS MODERN WAY
• When you feel gassy, headachy, logy
due to clogged-up bowels, do as millidna
do—take Feen-A-Mint at bedtime. Next
morning — thorough, comfortable relief,
helping you start the day full of your
normal energy and pep, feeling like a
million! Feen-A-Mint doesn’t disturb
your night’s rest or interfere with work the
next day. Try Feen-A-Mint, the chewing
gum laxative, yourself. It tastes good, it’s
handy and economical... a family supply
FEEN-A-MINT To*
In Turmoil
In seasons of tumult and dis
cord bad men have most power;
mental and moral excellence re
quire peace and quietness.—Taci
tus.
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RHEUMATISM lumbago
Not Out Yet
Teacher—And where is the dot
over the “i”?
Small Boy—Please, teacher, it’s
still in the pencil.
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Moving Nature
Nothing stands still in nature,
but death.—Emerson.
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COMMITTEE
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lance committee, established
and maintained in your inter
est, to see that the men who
aspire to sell to you will
always be worthy of your trade;
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