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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1940
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIGTOP
By ED WHEELAN
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^ that make-up?
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THE BIG- FINISH -
LALA PALOOZA —A Bad Listener
By RUBE GOLDBERG
FELIX K. BOGGLE, THE
DOUGHNUT KING, SPEEDS
TO NEW YORK TO FIND
HIS RUN-AWAY NIECE
/AAY
NIECE HIDING
THE NAME OF
BOGGLE! WITH ALL „
MY DOUGHNUTS, TOOj’
MY PILLS!
MY PILLS!
YES,
MISTER
BOGGLE
IT’S GOOD TO VSPILL YOUR
HAVE SOMEBODY/ STORY,
TO TALK TO, MISS-I’M A
MISTER Jxl SUCKER FOR
VINCENT 7 xV ROMANCE
I WAS IN LOVE WITH A \
GAS STATION ATTENDANT,
BUT UNCLE HAD .HIGHER
AMBITIONS
FOR ME
HE TRIED TO FORCeN
ME TO MARRY A
BANKER WITH FIVE
GROWN CHILDREN
AND A WART ON
Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
S’MATTER POP—“No Comment on the Chow, Soldier,” Says Maw
By C. M. PAYNE
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POP—Hard to Say, Moreen
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By J. MILLAR WATT
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THE ABSTRACT
AND CONCRETE,
£•* pop
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“TO MAKE THIS CAKE
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NEW
SHOES
“Sure runs fine on tlie level. How Is it on bins?”
TAKES OFF ONE OLD SHOE
AND SITS SI6HING THAT
HE DOESN'T SEE WHY HE
HAS TO CHAN6E AND BESIDES.
HE CANT GET NEW SHOES ON
FATHER STEPS UP
BRISKLY SAYING
HE'LL HAVE THEM ON
FOR HIM IN A JIFFY
JUNIOR'S ATTENTION BEGINS
TO WANDER,LEG BECOMING
RUBBERY AND FOLDING UP
EVERY TIME FATHER TRIES
TO PRESS SHOE ON
AT FATHER'S REQUEST
HOLDS LEG STIFF, BUT
ALSO TRIES TO LOOK AT
HIS PICTURE BOOK, HIS
FOOT WEAVING AROUND
UNCERTAINLY IN THE AIR
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2?
LISTENS TO A SPIRITED
TALK ON TRYING TO
MAKE THINGS EASY
FOR FATHER. HOLDS
STILL AS FATHER GETS
TO WORK AGAIN
(lure—4 by Bell Syndicate, tp>.)
NEXT INSTANT THROWS HIM
SELF AROUND SHRIEKING
HE'S TICKLING HIM.SHOE
FLIES OFF, CATCHING FA
THER ON SIDE OF HEAD.
FATHER DECIDES HE CAN
WEAR OLD SHOES .
Beautiful Afghan Is
In Easy Puff Stitch
111 ERE’S how the smart woman
A 1 adds beauty to her home or
makes a lovely gift—she crochets
these squares in easy puff stitch
and double crochet and soon has
enough to join into this rich af-
ghan.
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Pattern No. 2634 contains directions foe
afghan; illustrations of it and stitches;
color schemes; photograph of square;
materials required. Send order to:
Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept.
82 Eighth Ave. New York
Enclose 15 cents in coins for Pat
tern No
Namfe
Address
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PENETRO
From the Sword
The next great task of humanity
is not deliverance by the sword,
but deliverance from the sword.
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Isn’t This Why
You Are Constipated?
What do you eat for breakfast?
Coffee, toast, maybe some eggs?
What do you eat for lunch and
dinner? White bread, meat, pota
toes? It’s little wonder you’re con
stipated. You probably don’t eat
enough “bulk.” And “bulk”
doesn’t mean the amount you
eat. It’s a kind of food that forms
a soft “bulby” mass in the intes
tines and helps a movement. If
this is your trouble, may we sug
gest a crunchy toasted cereal—
Kellogg’s All-Bran—iov breakfast.
All-Bran is a natural food, not a
medicine — but it’s particularly
rich in “bulk.” Being so, it can
help you not only to get regular
but to keep regular. Eat All-Bran
regularly, and drink plenty of
water. Made by Kellogg’s in Battle
Creek. If your condition is chron
ic, it is wise to consult a physician.
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Wasted Advice
Who gives advice to a
beats the air with a stick.
fool.
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