McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, October 24, 1940, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1940
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MV AJAME'S “PED" O'HARE.
AN' THIS \S MV PAL>WSKERS-
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TRICKS
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TUST COIN THE CIRCUS
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REASONS 1
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LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Should Be Placed Under Observation
By RUBE GOLDBERG
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VINCENT’S;
ROMANTIC
INTEREST
HAS BEEN
AROUSED
BY A
CERTAIN
ATTRACTION
BEHIND
THE
COUNTER
AT THE
FIVE-AND-
TEN
IFT HAOi A DIFFERENT
NOSE' AND MORE HAIR,
I WOULDN’T BE A
BAD-LOOKIN* GUY, IF J
HAD ^ORECHIN*/
I’LL WALK RIGHT UP TO ]
HER SORTA BOLD-LIKE ^
AN* TELL ’ER SHE’S THE
SWELLEST DOLL I EVER
SAW
WHAT CAN
I DO FOR
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WHY, ER -
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OF THOSE
FUNNY THING E^J >
ABOUT ME - I ^
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PRETTY WORDS .L
BUT THEY ALWAYS
GET STUCK IN MY £ WATCH IN’
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S’MATTER POP— Whoa, Pop!
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POP— It Surely Must Be Failing Sight
By Je MILLAR WATT
YOU LOOK PIT ENOUGH
to Me ! • what's the-
TROUBLE ?
THAT'S WHAT T WANT you
TO FIND OUX DOCTOR.
IT'S MY EYES OR SOMETHING
MORE
SERIOUS —
Bell Syndicate —WNU Service.
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SOMEBODY
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CLOSE SHAVE
The fog was very thick, and the
chief officer of the tramp steamer
was peering over the side of the
bridge. Suddenly he saw a man
leaning over a rail only a few yards
away.
“You confounded fool,” he roared.
“What on earth do you think you
are doing? Don’t you know my ship
has the right of way?”
Out of the gloom came a sardonic
voice.
“This ain’t no ship, captain. This
is a lighthouse.”
Ages When Young
Scene—An excursion train.
Ticket Collector—That child looks
more than three years old.
Mother—I know he does, but he’s
had a lot of trouble.
Caught
Kindly Old Lady—My poor man,
was there no one to stretch out a
hand to you?
Ex-Convict—Yes, mum, that’s how
they got me.
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“And just where did we get those nice new feathers?*'
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To Fit the Crime
A magistrate was so delighted
recently in finding before him a
schoolteacher who had broken the
speeding law that he ordered her
to^sit down and write “I must noft
break the speed limit” one thoa-
sand times. In Woburn, Mass., a
number of habitual drunks ate
were haled before the judge were
not imprisoned. He ordered them
to b&'pIaCed m an aluminum lion’s
cage and trundled through the
tow;n behind. .a -decrepit., horse
That cured them.
* •, • i ■. v . •
In a prison unruly cpnvicts re
cently were clothed in pink rayoa
panties and paraded before their
fellow convicts, and after that
they obeyed all prison laws.
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Great occasions do not mate
heroes or cowards, they simpif
unveil them to the eyes of men.
Silently and imperceptibly as we
wake or sleep, we grow arid wax
strong, we grow and wax weak;
and at last some crisis shows mt
what we have become.—Carat
Westcott.
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WHITE PETROLEUM JELLY
New Line
. “What became of the ventrilo
quist you used to have?” asked
the visitor to the circus.
“He left us,” replied the man
ager. “He found he could mate
more money selling parrots.”
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A wise man keeps on good term
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