McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, October 17, 1940, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1940
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LALA PALOOZA —This Can’t Be Second Childhood
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STORE?
CAN IT
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BUDDING
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Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
By RUBE GOLDBERG
S’MATTER POP— How Do You Do It?
By C. M. PAYNE
They Could at Least Be Men About It
POP— Fashion Makes the Man
By J. MILLAR WATT
YOute NOT DP&SSED
QUITE* SO SMART AS YOU
WERE- IN THE LA£T WAR,
PROCESSOR!
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GOOD REASON
The sergeant was asking the
recruits why walnut was used for
the butt of a rifle.
“Because it has more resistance,”
volunteered one man.
“Wrong!”
“Because it is more elastic.”
“Wrong!”
“Perhaps it’s because it looks
nicer than any other kind,” volun
teered another, timidly.
“Don’t be an ass,” snapped the
sergeant. “Simply because it was
laid down in Regulations.”
A Genius
Marget—Hang it, man! If your
car has been stolen, why don’t you
communicate with the police?
Target—I’m not worrying about
the car. I’m wondering how they
got the thing to go!
It Smells
Editor—This isn’t poetry, my dear
man. It’s nothing but an escape of
gas!
Hopeful Poet—Something wrong
with the meter?
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“Belter let me carry the towel, boss—yoo ain’t as fast as you used to he/’
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Thought and Feeling
Thought convinces; feeling per
suades. If imagination furnishes
the fact with wings, feeling is the
great, stout muscle which plies
them, and lifts him from the
ground. Thought sees beauty; emo
tion feels it.—Theodore Parker.
Relief At Last
For Your Cough
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cause it goes right to the seat of the
trouble tor help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
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derstanding you must like the way it
quickly allays the cough or you are
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Simple Charm
Take into your new sphere e€
labor . .. that simple charm (love)
and your lifework must succeed.
You can take nothing greater, you
need take nothing less.—Drum
mond.
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Why Let Yourself
Get Constipated?
Why endure those dull headachy
days due to constipation, plus the
inevitable trips to the medicine
chest, if you can avoid both by
getting at the cause of the trouble?
If your constipation, like that
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way” is to eat Kellogg’s All-Bran.
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that’s worth a pound of emer
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day after day and month after
month, by the pleasantest means
you ever knew.
Eat Kellogg’s All-Bran regu
larly, drink plenty of water, and
see if you don’t forget all about
constipation. Made by Kellogg’s
in Battle Creek. If your condition,
is chronic, it is wise to consult
a physician. . . .
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Happiness a Twin
All who joy would win must
share it—happiness was bom a
twin.—Byron.
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The Shame
Poverty is not a shame, but the
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