McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, September 26, 1940, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1940
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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LALA PALOOZA —Maybe One Doctor Isn’t Enough
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MESCAL IKE By S.L. HUNTLEY
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By J. MILLAR WATT
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FATHER GETS SQUELCHED
“Did you tell your teacher that I
helped you with your Latin last
night?”
“Yes, dad.”
“What did he say?”
“Said he wouldn’t punish me this
time as it would be a shame to make
me suffer for your ignorance.”
Proper Spirit
Magistrate—You’ve committed six
burglaries in a week.
Prisoner—That’s right. If every
one worked as hard as I do we’d
be on the road to prosperity.
Careful, Mister
Bored Victim—So you didn’t land
him then?
Angler—You haven’t been listen
ing to me. I only had a fishing rod,
not a crane.
Not Big Enough
Fair Traveler—Why do you punch
that hole in my ticket?
Station Official—So you can pass
through.
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rot handle holder, etc. Why, even
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these are pieced. Bazaars and
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any you aren’t needing yourself.
Transfer Z8976, 15 cents, gives motifs
for ten holders. Send orders to:
AUNT MARTHA
Box 166-W Kansas City, Mo.
Enclose 15 cents for each pattern
desired. Pattern No
Name
Address
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Speech of the Soul
Utterance is not confined to
words. Our souls speak as sig
nificantly by looks, tones, or ges
tures—the subtle vehicles of our
more delicate emotions, as they do
by set words and phrases. Indeed,
the soul has a thousand ways of
communicating itself.—Turnbull.
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Using Every Moment
Every moment may be put to
some use, and that with much
more pleasure than if unemployed.
—Chesterfield.
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