McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 29, 1940, Image 7
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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, AUGUST 29, 1940
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young *
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
HAL.
Darling.
you'RE
Such a
comfort
"and so are you, My
SNNEET. BUT I'VE GOT
TO LEAVE VOU /NOVJ -
THE BIS BOSS M/ANTS
SEE ME AT THE
COOK HOUSE
HAL, VM GOINGTD ,
PUT MVRA EACKTb ..
\JiORK\NG "WE'BULLS
AS SOON AS HER
ANKLE IS o.k.
THAT'S GRE AT,
JEFF - HER 'A/)RE
AND TRAPEZE
ACT IS REALLY
. TbO DANGEROUS.
And so a few pavs later . MVR A put the elephants thru a spectacular ROUTINE
LALA PALOOZA —A Surprise for Mazie
By RUBE GOLDBERG
BACK IN
THE
THEATRE
WITH THE
° SIZZLING
HOT .
FOLLIES 4 '
ABOUT TO
OPEN,
PRODUCER
ZIEGLER
IS FRANTIC-
HE HAS
NOBODY TO
UNDERSTUDY
THE
FUSSING
LALA
PALOOZA
MAZIE, I TELL YOU,
THE SHOW WILL FLOP
•UNLESS SHE GETS
BACK .BEFORE THE
CURTAIN GOES UP
NONSENSE!
WILL COME
TO SEE ME, .
NOT HER!
BUT THE PUBLIC
WANTS LAUGHS - WITH
HER IN THE "BALLET OF
THE WOUNDED DUCK"
WE'VE GOT A ,
PANIC - A MOP-UP:
POOF!
WHERE IS
YOUR SENSE
OF BEAUTY
AND ART?
I FIXED THAT CLUMSY
HIPPO FOR TRYING TO
STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT
FROM ME - SHE’LL NEVER
COME BACK INTO THIS
THEATRE AGAIN
Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
S’MATTER POP— Sometimes Pop’s Sensitive About Things
By C M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By S.L.HUNTLEY
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POP— Into the Distance
By J. MILLAR WATT
MOW WAS CPIT^ LOOKING
LAST TIME- YOU SAW
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Too Cautious
A lion escaped from a circus and
ran wild through the countryside.
Immediately a party was formed to
hunt for the ferocious beast.
Before starting the sheriff tooK
the members of the party into a
saloon.
“Have a drink, boys, before we go
on the hunt.”
All accepted except Herman
Schultbunder.
“Come on, take a whisky, Her
man,” cried the sheriff.
“Not me,” answered Herman; “it
gives me too much courage.”
THE SPORTING THING %
LANG
ARMSTRONG
Can’t Disprove It
Guest—Waiter, have you real tur
tle soup here? I have never tasted
it in my life!
Manager of Restaurant—In that
case we have some.
Hospitable
Jones (meeting an old friend on
the train)—If you ever come within
a mile of my house, I hope you’ll
stay there all night.
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We are accustomed to see men
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stand; and snarl at the good and •
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