McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 08, 1940, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, AUGUST 8, 1940 the Whole Family i BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN T traa£ Jay Mark*, SyaJIcatt, lac. LAt>\ES AND GtNfTLtMCN, VDU HAVE 3UST SEEN DARCDCVU-V4AL THOMWOM DO HlS SEM SEftoH All UFE* ! AFTER THE B>U5 SHONW WC 'WILL ALSO APPEAL 'wnvi HIS COUJEOV'S AMD WOMANS \N OOR 'VJ|U> ^CO^CERT NOW X MUST GET DRESSED AND FIND It* ROPER ■ tD VJWCC^' LALA PALOOZA —The Birds Enjoy an Early Spring By RUBE GOLDBERG QUIET, PINTO - PM SO NERVOUS! I HOPE I DON’T SHOOT MYSELF• THIS IS THE OPENING > NIGHT OF THE SHOW AND TVE GOTTA BE IN THAT "BALLET OF THE WOUNDED DUCK'' WHICH IS THE GAS? ' YiPd S’MATTER POP— Ps»t! Another Idea, Kids '*'» Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. By C. M. PAYNE -*]oW CO is^ll I M “!D O I Kj' VAivJ I C 4-H’ l MV MAW JmE. I IDAS m'~T Anv>«4Jc.-KB TolD/ oJ.+f.+l- 4- /I Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service MESCAL IKE By a l. huntley But It Sounds Good I 4t ' a’-s? 1 • *«* ' V. A r ELBERT SEEMSysjp/vtJ ijpCT ’iw i WWOA STUCXVJRLSrPLUMBlMEANTO WERE OF utXtvWS DAV THEY LATE-UUW J, STOCK- 06 < HOLDERS r bovou (OIEOFTU [STOCKHOLDERS^ r. > AoLnoiu' .RAKICW, 1 ' ’TWECE'* r I *: VBSSM _ SOME BUDOMS [got to MOLD TW' STOCK WWEKJ TUEy BRAND 'EM POP—Floored By Je MILLAR WATT THAT'S VICTORY, IS IT o VICTORY \ yes! AND who's that- -TWE: other CHAP ? victory The Bell Syndicate. Inc.—WNU Service Xfct THE SPORTING THING Armstrong | FI —- i ■.■■■■■«■■ 1" J R aV5^; Tsrrr X m — * ..V; im)\ ^ 6 I v- C’mon—set hot out there.’ CAN’T WAIT A Scotchman was going on an ex cursion to New York. He asked the agent for a round trip ticket and handed the agent a $10 bill. “Change at Jersey City,” intoned the agent. “No jokes now,” said the Scotch man, “I want my change right away.” Monuments Mrs. Brown—I admire Dr. Young immensely. He is so persevering in the face of difficulties that he al ways reminds me of Patience sitting on a monument. Mr. Brown—Yes. But, what I am becoming rather alarmed about is the number of monuments sitting on his patients. Dentist Fodder Mother—My son is very rough. He’s always poking into things and pulling things to pieces. I don’t know what to do with him. Friend—Why not make him a den tist? | THE WORLD AT ITS WORST By GLUYAS WILLIAMS :□ □□ AWKWARD MOMENT FoR OVERNIGHT 6UEST WHO, HAVING MADE A DASH FOR THE BATHROOM IN HIS PA^AMAB, SIMULTANEOUSLY finds the door locked and hears female voices approaching around The Turn in the hall The Bell Syndlrote. l»e.—WMV Beryl** GRAND MANNER “A dignified and imposing manner is now almost unknown in this demo cratic world.” “Quite true—how greatly we’re indebted to the traffic cops that we have any knowledge of it at all.” , TO WHOM IT APPLIES Wifie—This paper says, in the old days the, word “Simple” meant “foolish.” That couldn’t be applied to frocks as it is today. ., Hubby—No; it only applies now to the man who pays for the frocks. POOR FELLOW <-W«OVfcR Clam—Well, I see you’re here, now— Oyster—Yes, and I’m likely to get stewed tonight! MODERN YOUTH Sunday School Teacher—To under stand human evil, Willie, we must go back to the first temptation. Smart Kid—Yas’m—then we’ll get at the core of the thing. FIRESIDE CHAT “I hope you are a man who appre ciates a fireside.” “In due season. Just now I am snuggling up to an electric fan.” WOW! Monk—I’m goin’ to open a boot- black parlor. Turtle — Ha! More “monkey- shines!” VERY STRONG n Potato—Is he strong? Cucumber—1 should say so. A. most as strong as an onion! *