McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, June 06, 1940, Image 7
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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LALA PALOOZA —The Ugly Duckling
By RUBE GOLDBERG
VINCENT, THE PRODUCER
SAID HE WAS
GOING TO PUT
ME IN THE
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WOUNDED DUCK*
MISTER ZIEGLER,
THIS IS MY BROTHER,
VINCENT - HC WANTS
TO WATCH ME
REHEARSE - I’LL
PUT ON MY
COSTUME
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S’MATTER POP— In Caae Your Face Seta This Way
By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By S. L HUNTLEY
The Pot and the Kettle
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HAM VJILL FINiO OOT ABOUT
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DEPORTMENT
POP— Chances Are With the Price Right Pop’ll Take the Dozen
By J. MILLAR WATT
vy&'re selling
THOSE- LITERALLY,
BY THE DOZEN !
The Bell Syndicate. Inc.—WNU Service
HOW MUCH
A DOZBU?
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By GLUYAS WILLIAMS im
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THE LEA&lIE SCHEDULE HPS BEEM 1HR0W/H INfO
COM FUSION BECAUSE A RECENT IMPORTANT SAME HAD
TO BE CALLED OFF WHEN IN ThE THIRD INNIN6 THE ONLY
BALL IN THE POSSESSION OF EITHER TEAM , UNRAVELED
Tha BpIJ Syndicate Inc —WNU Service
SIGNPOSTS
The house agent decided to be
quite frank with his latest client.
“Of course,” he began, “this
house has one or two drawbacks
which I feel I must mention. It is
bounded on the north by the gas
works, pn the south by a rubber
works, on the east by a vinegar fac
tory, and on the west there is a glue
boiling establishment.”
“Good Heavens!” gasped the cli
ent. “What a neighborhood!”
“Quite so,” replied the agent.
But there are advantages. The
rent is cheap and you can always
tell which way the wind is blowing.”
The Latest
“And has your baby learned to
talk yet?”
“Oh, yes. We’re teaching him to
keep quiet now.”
Ahem!
He—Will you sail with me on the
sea of matrimony?
She—Yes, after you’ve made a
raft of money.
Cheerful News
TtN^ILL^ INJ ^ ,
HEAD-OAJ COLLISION
on hiohv/av
FIVE KILLED WHEN
CAR SKIDS AND TURNS
OVER
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TWO KILLED WHEN
CAR CRASHES INTO
A TREE.
FOUR KILLED WHEN
CAR LEAVES ROAD
and rolls DOWN
STEEP EMBANKMENT
VJE'RE NOT DOING Sol
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MADL VESTERDAV
for parking on
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STAMPS
WANTED—Old envelopes with stamps on
from before 1870. Many are valuable.
P. O. Box 2525, New Orleans, L.a.
Strange Facts
‘Blow Out’ Torpedo
Intricate Accounting
Neiv Shinto Mass
C. On some German destroyers,
torpedoes are fired with the
mouth. With his eyes at the range
finder and his hands on the tube
aiming controls, the gunner mere
ly has to-blow into a “peashooter”
to actuate the trigger.
=SS5=
C.One electrical accounting ma
chine on the market today, only 47
inches long, 38 inches wide and 43
inches high, contains 55,000 parts
and more than 75 miles of wire.
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c. Despite rationing, the food con
sumption of a country at war in
creases about 20 per cent, due
principally to the fact that army
recruits develop bigger appetites
because of their increased physi
cal activity.
C. A new kind of Shinto mass has
been established in Japan. After
an airplane accident, Shinto
priests fly over the spot and wave
branches of sacred trees to put to
flight the evil spirits responsible
for the disaster.—Collier’s.
Hold the Tongue
Never hold any one by the but
ton or the hand in order to be
heard out; for if people are un
willing to hear you, you had better
hold your tongue than them.—
Lord Chesterfield.
SIMPLE
NEURALGIA
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erful because ex
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PENETRO
Gentle Speech
It is difficult to say how much
men’s minds are conciliated by a
kind manner and gentle speech.—
Cicero.
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Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of
daylight in the mind, and fills it
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. Not Now
“I don’t think I look thirty. Do
you, dear?”
“No, darling, but you used to.”
| WINGS OF COOLNESS FOK
TIRED FEET THAT HURT WITH
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) MEXICAN HEAT POWDER.
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