McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 23, 1940, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, MAY 23, 1940
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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LALA PALOOZA —Curtain
By RUBE GOLDBERG
CO^'C ON THERE,
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S’MATTER POP—Well, Sir, Did You Ever Hear Better Radio Stuff?
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TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR
“Look here, waiter—a button in
my soup!”
“Button, sir? Good gracious. Well,
it’s mutton broth quite plain on the
menu. Very sorry, sir, just a little
misunderstanding in the kitchen,
sir.”
Down Payment
Feed Dealer—Mose, you owe me
$3 for oats, and if you don’t pay me,
I’ll have to take your horse.
Mose—All right, Mr. Guppy, an’
Ah’ll pay yo’ de balance of de $3
jest as soon as Ah kin.
Down Memory Lane
Father—Tommy Bang always re
members what he learned at school
and tells his father. Why don’t you?
Son—Well, you see, Tommy lives
lots nearer school than I do.
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ROOM FOR PLAY
By GLUYAS WILUAMS
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Old Retainer
“The dinner was delicious,
must have an old family cook.”
“Yes, indeed, she’s been with us
10 or 12 meals.”
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SEfs up Train and tracks im his
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HE DECIDES To COLOR PICTURES
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WITH HIS PAiNfiNfo THINGS,
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changes to his cuT-oot game.
FEELS HE CAN DO M BETTER At A
Table and moves inid dining
room
DECIDES To MAKE SOMCfrtlKG Wtfrt
HIS TOOLS WHICH HE SPREADS OUT
IN UPPER HALL, AND THEN 60ES
OOT-OMJOORS TO PLAY INSTEAD
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HOUSEHOLD
QUESTIONS
An ordinary blackboard eraser
makes an excellent shoe polisher.
* * •
To remove ink from carpets,
wash the stain immediately with
skim milk.
* * •
After peeling onions rub the
hands with a little dry mustard,
then wash in the usual way.
• • *
Clear ammonia — pure, not
household—will remove paint from
windows even when it has been
on a long time. Apply with a
scrubbing brush.
* * *
A bay leaf or a sprig of dried
thyme is sufficient to season the
gravy of a pot roast.
• • •
Make a point of keeping the best
pieces of old pillow-cases and
sheets. They are handy for patch
ing and much better than new
material.
SIMPLE
NEURALGIA
PENETRO.
Value of Books
Books, like proverbs, receive
their chief value from the stamp
and esteem of ages through which
they have passed.—Sir William
Temple.
Pull the Trigger on
Lazy Bowels, and Also
Pepsin-ize Stomach!
When constipation brings on acid indi
gestion, bloating, dizzy spells, gas, coated
tongue, sour taste, and bad breath, your
stomach is probably loaded up with cer
tain undigested food and your bowels don’t
move. So you need both Pepsin to help
break up fast that rich undigested food in
S uit stomach, and Laxative Senna to pull
e trigger on those lazy bowels. So be
sure your laxative also contains Pepsin.
Take Dr. Caldwell’s Laxative, because its
Syrup Pepsin helps you gain that won
derful stomach comfort, while the Laxative
Senna moves your bowels. Tests prove the
power of Pepsin to dissolve those lumps of
undigested protein food which may linger
in your stomach, to cause belching, gastric
acidity and nausea. This is how pepsin-
izing your stomach helps relieve it of such
distress. At the same time this medicine
wakes up lazy nerves and muscles in your
bowels to relieve your constipation. So see
how much better you feel by taking the
laxative that also puts Pepsin to work on
that stomach discomfort, too. Even fin
icky children love to_taste this pleasant
family laxative. Bu
ative—Senna with
druggist today! -
Waking Dream
You ask what hope is. He (Aris
totle) says it is a waking dream.—
Laertius.
46
&
Kills
Many Insects
40$ 1
ON FLOWERS• FRUITS
VEGETABLES A SHRUBS
Demand original sealed
bottles, from your dealer
WNU—7
21—40
Pity Forgot
In extreme danger, fear turns
a deaf ear to every feeling of pity.
—Caesar.
II
Watch Youk
Kidneys/
Help Them Cleanse the Blood
of Harmful Body Waste
Your kidneys are constantly filtering
waste matter from the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do
not act as llature intended—Tail to re
move impurities that, if retained, may
S oison the system and upset the whole
ody machinery.
Symptoms may be nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, puttiness
under the eyes—a feeling of nervous
anxiety and loss of pep and strength.
Other signs of kidney or bladder dis
order are sometimes burning, scanty or
too frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment is wiser than neglect. Use
Doan’s Pills. Doan’s have been winning
new friends for more than forty years.
They have a nation-wide reputation.
Are recommended by grateful people the
country over. Ask your neighbor!
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