McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 09, 1940, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMTCK. S. C.. THURSDAY, MAY 9, 1940 BIG TOP BEFORE -TWET^'.RD SHOW 'WAT OAV, WA-S SETTING- BACWJ OF THE MAROUCE M\S LEGAL AD3U6TER.HAy.FOX - TODAV AND ALREADV VJE'^E: 9TI?ASA/E-D 'EM TWICE- ' WE’LL EE OKI VELVET FROM NOW ON UNLESS SOMETHING* UNFORESEEN! HAPPENS 1 THAT'S TUST if, 3EFF - SOMETHING- UNFORESEEN IS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO A CIRCUS PHOOIE - you , KNOW \T.TOO By ED WHEELAN MEANWHILE , IN HER DRESSING TenT, MVRA BROKE DOWAI WHILE PUTTING ON HER MAKE UP ~ 1-ALA PALOOZA —A Tangled Introduction By RUBE GOLDBERG WHILE VINCENT IS RECOVERING, LALA TAKES A STROLL ON THE AVENUE AND PINTO LEADS HER RIGHT INTO — • f HOLD YOUR BREATH ) A STAGE MISS, I WAS JUST TELLING PINTO I LOVE A THRILLING DANCE -| NEED SOMETHING TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET T\ WHEN I SAID 1 WANTED TO BE SWEPT OFF MY FEET I DIDN’T MEAN FOR YOU DOGS TO LISTEN / S’MATTER POP— Uncle Cy Should Know Better Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc. By C. M. PAYNE 4 Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By s.l.huntley Too Much Overhead for Pa POP— Amazing Value I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GET A CHICKEN DINNER FOR TWO . BITS/ '"/'ty/A fist 2. I'D Line o ?TO SEE- IT* By J. MILLAR WATT * • . •• i •-••• • - • • «*! □ L WOLF! WOLF! By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ]□ The Bell Syndicate'. Inc.—WNU 1serv FINIS Th« Bell Syndicate. Inc.—WNU Service, j Br' CPVWG, 6VfS HOffHER BftCK FOUR T*MB AFfW BDK6T0CKn> 1^ IDRIVlE Ni6Kf,Jl)S< BECAUSE HE It SET HER ASAlH $FfflFS FOR SIEFP, BUT PFCIDF5 FlWf HE WANG m BmiHETS OFF. CAHW BUD6E -Them because ■thev are pinhep CAUS FOR SERVICE CRIES AND CRIES , -FRVlKO To MAKE If PLAIN HE £N*T FOOLING NOW BOF REALLY WAVfS HER, 1\ ( 2^ DECIDES THUTf BESIDES BDN6 HOT, HE»5 HUNGRY AND THlRStV AND VERY UN HAPPY. OWES If ALL HE'5 60f MOTHER REMN,NlN6 FIRMLY AWAY, HE DECIDES LIFE IS PRETTY HARD WHEN DlSCI- PUt* COMES INTD If, AND GOES It SLEEP Freddy—And then that terrible big animal kept digging and digging and getting farther and farther into the hole, till even the tip of his tail disappeared. Little Sister—And then what? Freddy—Oh, then the tale came to an end! Cheerful News What a Pair! “Joan, didn’t I tell you to practice your duet with Freddy?” “Yes, Mummy.” “Then why is Freddy playing by himself?” “O, he’s so slow. I finished first.” Speaking Terms “So Alice and Mary are not on speaking terms?” “No, bul they more than make up for it by what they say about each other.” One Back on Dad “Dad,” said the young hopeful, "is it true sheep 'are the stupidest animals?” And father said: “Yes, my lamb.” ^67500,000 AWE 9 ^954 000,000 VOTED TO FINANCE wt DEPARTMENT] OF LAPOR. i^QS.OOOOOO APPROPRIATED 70 AtoEK-UL'T&fSE: ^ ^od5,ooo 70 APMlNISfE-^- NATiDMl VODTH APMINISU?4TK?aI $2mOOQOOO VOTED 70 BoObtT OVIUAN CONSERVATION CORRS &OV THAT'S A LOT OF AfONEV dOAPD OF ALDERMEN TORN POWN 5/LL TO SPENDS 7.00 TO HAV'E fOONTY HOUSE STAlRS L-IERE are pictured two more new practical and decorative cutouts which we offer to you. These designs are to be traced on wallboard, plywood or thin lum ber. -Jig, coping or keyhole saw may be used to cut them out, and when painted they become attrac tive ornaments for your lawn. The 14-inch scottie comes on pattern Z9087, 15 cents. “Please Use Walk” and “Keep Off Grass” signs are both given. The overall boy is about 25 inches tall, and may be had by ordering Z9089, 15 cents. Select one or both of these clev er cutout figures. General cutout directions, as well as specific painting suggestions come with each pattern. Send order to: AUNT MARTHA Box 166-W Kansas City, Mo. Enclose IS cents for each pattern desired. Pattern No Name Address : Speed housecleaning I Save hours of time. Polish as you clean! Lady, you needn’t tire yourself, waste boun of time: cleaning and then polishing wood work,fiirnimre and floors. Instead, O-Cedar them; polish as you clean; do both at ona so easily... for O-Cedar cleans the ugly dirty film of dirt and leaves instead a lovely glow, • soft and silken lustre. Ask for genuine Ofedar V-/ V-'Polish MOPS, WAX, DUSTERS, CLEANERS AND O-CEDAR FLY AND MOTH SPRAY Cramped Spaces Happy child! the cradle is still to thee a vast space; but when thou art a man the boundless world will be too small for thee. 1 & ► 4051 r4 Kills Many Insects ON FLOWERS• FRUITS VEGETABLES A SHRUBS Demand original sealed bottle*, from your dealer Related Evils Ignorance and superstition ever bear a close, and even a mathe matical, relation to each other.— J. Fenimore Cooper. KILL ALL FLIES Placed anywhere. Daisy Ply Killer attracts and kills flies. Guaranteed, effective. Neat, convenient — Cannot spill— Wlllnot soil orlnjure anything. Lasts all season. 20c at all dealers. Harold Bomers, Inc., 150 De Kalb Ave^Bk]yn,N.Y. DAISY FLY KILLER Unknown Strength Although men are accused for not know-ing their owm weakness, yet perhaps as few know their own strength.—Swift. KNOWN FROM COAST TO COAST—NEXT TIME BUT KENT 7 Single Edge or 10 Doubt. Edge BLADES IQc CUPPLES COMPANY, ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI M%si%wi/otA “ IS40 WORLD'S FAIR Stop at The HOTEL HOLLAND W. 42nd ST., NEW YORK CiTY 400 *2 »/> Special rates for family groups Free Swimming PooS and Gym Vi'riteforfree World'i Fair Booklet W. N.