McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 02, 1940, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER McGORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, MAY 2, 1940
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BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
STRAW WAG LAID IM FROMT OF TWE “ B>L\JES" OR
GCMCRAU ADMISGION SEATS,TOTAKE CAREOFTHEOVERFLOW
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that's rr,Boys and girls,
$>tT RIGHT DOWN ON THE STRAW
AND PLEASE STAV OOWH WHIL^
THE SHOW IS OAl •'!
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^buRINO THE SHOW'DAD" STErLINGt^FLIP/
AND "BUTCM^TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE
GREAT CROWD OF YOUNGSTERS ID STAGE
THEIR OLD COMEDV BOXING ©OUT
t^THE ACT WAS A RIOT WITH THE KlDS
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LALA PALOOZA —It Takes Dynamite to Wake Up Vincent
By RUBE GOLDBERG
VINCENT IS
ASLEEP AT
THE WHEEL
AND THE CAR
IS RUNNING
wiLq-
VINCENT CRASHES
INTO A TRUCKLOAD
OF EXPLOSIVES-
CAR WRECKED -
VINCENT TAKEN
TO NFBANDAGE
HOSPITAL
WHERE
FATHER
NOW, PROFESSOR,
vl I WANT TO
TELL YOU
HOW I
[*^Si FEEL
L *->n ABOUT
NANCY-
THANKS, VINCENT,
FOR ALL YOU AND
LALA DID FOR ME -
BUT l‘M SORRY TO
, TELL YOU NANCY
IS ENGAGED
TO A SHIPPING^
CLERK IN
NEWARK
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S’MATTER POP—Sure! Cake, Always, for Birthday*
By C. M. PAYNE
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That’s One Way of Looking at It
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SINCE YYE STARTED
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Before.
FINDS FATHER had JUST
MOPED HIS WAV UP AND
pomwow HIMSELF.
Thr B* II Svrwlirnt*. Inc.—WNU Service
END BEFORE BEGINNING
Two old settlers, confirmed bache
lors, sat in the backwoods. The con
versation drifted from politics and
finally got r round to cooking. “I
got one of them cookery books once,
but I could do nothing with it.”
“Too much fancy work in it, eh?”
“You’ve said it! Every one o’
them recipes began the same way:
‘Take a clean dish . . .’ and that
settled me.”
said
five
Time to Quit
“You want to stop now?”
the golfer.
“Why, we’ve played only
holes!”
It was her first day at golf, and
she said: “Well, the pro told me
that the par for the round is 76—
and I’ve played that number al
ready!”
Seeing Is Believing
Boogy—Do you believe in that old
saying about “seeing is believing’’?
Woogy—Certainly not. For in
stance, I see you every day.
Cheerful News
FIVE- WILED AT
RAIL WAV CROSSING
in Auto
speeder crashes
INTO tree. DIES on
WAV TO HOSPITAL
(WNU SERVICE)
A6ED MAN RUN
D0WN AT STREET*
CROSSING
wwv tvERveopy is it^F
SUCH A CONFOUNDED
H0ERV> is a mystery
TO ME.r-
Y
HIT ANDRUN DRIVER
CAU6HT AfTEP-
CHASEl
XotA DROWN SAID me.
Rrewep a check ft>p
2 POLLARS LOANED TO A
FRIEND AO VEARS A60
<L Since 1492, the chapel of John
the Baptist in the Cathedral of St.
Lorenzo in Genoa, Italy, has been
closed to women, including nuns,
because a woman, Salome, was
the cause of his death.
=SSiF=
C. The only states that have never
had a recorded lynching are Con
necticut, Massachusetts, New
Hampshire, Rhode Island, Maine
and Vermont.
5=ssSy==
C. Only 15 of the 70-odd countries
that border on the sea have either
a government or a voluntary life
saving service.
=5SS=
<L Black eyes and other bruises
are norw being removed within 24
hours through an electrical injec
tion of histamine, which dilates
the capillaries, stimulates the cir
culation and hastens absorption of
the effused blood.—Collier’s.
INDIGESTION
* may affect the Heart
Gas trapped in file stomach or gullet may act like a
hair-trigger on the heart. At the first sign of distress
smart men and women depend on Bell-ans Tablets to
set gas free. No laxative but made of the fastest*
acting medicines known for acid indigestion. If tne
FIRST DOSE doesn't prove Bell-ans better return
bottle to us and receive DOUBLE Money Back. 25c.
Flaw Remains
He who is false to present duty
breaks a thread in the loom, and
will find the flaw when he may
have forgotten its cause.—Henry
Ward Beecher.
FEEL PEPPY- RELIEVE
BACKACHE
DUE TO FATIGUE AND EXPOSURE
! You can’t sleep well when
your back keeps aching;
you slow up and your
friends say, “No pep.’*
Just rub on some En-ar-co
when your back aches be
cause of fatigue and expo
sure. Quickly it soothes the
painful area in its famous
four-fold way. Pleasant. At
all druggists or send 10c
for trial size to National
^ .■ m 4% A Remedy Co., 55 W. 42 SL,
EN-AB-CO N. Y. C. Dept.W-4.
Daily Growth
I don’t think much of a man
who is not wiser today than he
was yesterday.—Lincoln.
\>j^\m/4C£/' F | RST CHOICE OF MILLIONS.
Wcf THEIR FIRST THOUGHT
— 131 FOR SIMPLE HEADACHE.
JOSEPH ASMRIK
Judging and Execution
The talent of judging may exist
separately from the power of exe
cution .—Disraeli.
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Kills
Many Insects
ON FLOWERS* FRUITS
VEGETABLES A SHRUBS
Demand original sealed
bottles, from yourdealer
Faith a Pencil
Faith is the pencil of the soul
that pictures heavenly things.—
Burbridge.
VESPER TEA']
PURE ORANGE-PEKOE
50 Cups for 10 Cents
H'rite for "lea FucJi—Hod to rijit 7«*.;
s. LEVERING COEFtE CO.. Baltimore, Md. ^
But One Tongue
Wise Mother Nature gave you
two ears and only one tongue.
A. Vegetable
Laxative
For Headache,
Biliousness,
and Dizziness
when caused by;
Constipation.
15 doses for
only 10 cents:
Dr. Hitchcock’s
LAXATIVE POWDER
~ 1940 WORLD’S FAIR
Stop at The HOTEL
HOLLAND
W. 42nd ST., NEW YORK CITY
400 B ATH S *2 „ P
Special rates for family groups
Froo Swimming Pool and Gym
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