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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 1940
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
FOR THOSE WHO JUST
CAME IN:
WHEN PROFESSOR VAN
GADGET WAS INJURED IN
HIS QUEER-LOOKING
HYDROCAR, VINCENT, LALA
PALOOZA’S DOPEY BROTHER,
TOOK THE WHEEL —
AFTER RUNNING AMUCK
OVER BUILDINGS AND
THROUGH WATER, HE LANDS
BACK ON THE TRACK
AND STREAKS ACROSS
THE FINISH LINE WITH
NOTHING TO GUIDE HIM
BUT DUMBNESS AND LUCK-
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Pat, the Irishman, placed three
dollars on the counter.
“I want a license for my mother,
miss,” he said to the young attend
ant.
She gave him a superior look.
“You don’t want a license for your
mother,” she replied.
‘‘That I do,” said Pat, ‘‘she’s
bought a dog.”
Home Specimens
Mother—Jackie, dear, what did
you do in school today?
Little Jackie — We had nature
study, mother. Each pupil had to
bring specimens from home.
Mother—And what did you bring,
precious?
Little Jackie—I brought a bedbug
and a cockroach.
Tooth Hurty
Chinaman (ringing up dentist) —
What time you fixee teeth for me?
Dentist—Two-thirty. Is that all
right?
Chinaman—Yes, tooth hurty, all
right, but what time you fixee?
Cheerful News
(ZEDS' EVICT 450,000
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TEN DAYS NOTICE 6H/EN
FAMILIES TO VACATE-
MASS MI6FVUY0N OP
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Ceded Soviet 0e6/n?
^omes devastated
F/MLANP STARTS
reconstruction
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WARS ANYMORE. IT£
A CASE OF WHICH SIDE
HAS THE MOST &0M31N6
PLANES AJ^g SUBMARINES J
MR. AND MIPS. WREN
HAVE RETURNED TO
TfJElR HOME FOR THE
SUMMER—
Frock Is Tailored
To Slenderize One
'T'HE shirtwaister is always an
-*• excellent choice for those cf
you who want to look slimmer
than the scales imply, and this
one (1905-B) is designed to look
especially slenderizing. The pan
eled skirt is slim-hipped and al
most straight. The plain front of
the bodice continues the line of
the skirt panel, to give a length
ening effect. The shoulders are
squared out, but not gathered.
1905-B
and the fullness under the shoul
der yoke takes care of correct fit
over the bust.
A smart * double-collar effect
finishes the deep v of the neckline
—and you can wear the dress
merely with its self collar, if you
like. A classic style like this
makes up nicely in such street
materials as spun rayon or flat
crepe, and in linen or chambray
to wear around the house. It’s
one of those comfortable patterns
that you’ll repeat many times.
Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1905-B
is designed for sizes 36, 38, 40, 42.
44, 46, 48, 50 and 52. Size 38 re
quires 4% yards of 39-inch mate
rial ; % yard contrasting. Send or
der to:
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT.
Room 1324
211 W. Wacker Dr. Chicago
Enclose 15 cents in coins for
Pattern No Size
Name
Address
PAIN WHERE IT HURTS
GOOD OLD £.2223 f
PRESCRIPTION
Unsworn Mind
I have sworn with my tongue,
but my mind is unsworn.—Cicero.
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PURE ORANGE PEKOE
50 Cups for 10 Cents
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Weakness Revealed
What soberness conceals, drunk
enness reveals.
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ON FLOWERS* FRUITS
VEGETABLES A SHRUBS
Demand original sealed
battles, from your dealer
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