McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 18, 1940, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. (\. THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 1940
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A G-REAT CROAJD OP TO\*«s> SPtEOPLE SWARMED
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BENNV.THE DARKEN STARTED HlS SPIELS
LALA PALOOZA —^Vincent Has Nothing to Lose but His Life
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
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By C. M. PAYNE
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POP— Indirect Watching By J. MILLAR WATT
Make Flared Skirt
For Dressing Table
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
CJOW to cut a flared dressing
L 1 table skirt without fullness at
the top, is something worth know
ing. You may be making a
smartly tailored affair of white
pique with pink bindings and but
tons, like the one shown here; or
an under lining for a full skirt of
transparent material.
The diagram shows how to
make a pattern for half of the
' ’ skirt. The center front may be
placed on a fold of the goods in
cutting if there is no front open
ing. Cut the paper by the dimen
sions in the diagram. Mark point
A in 14-inches from the upper
left corner. Measure up from the
lower right corner a distance
equaling the length of the skirt
from A to the left edge of the
paper and mark point C. Connect
these points with lines drawn, as
shown.
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NOTE: The new 32-page edi
tion of Book 1—“Sewing for the
Home Decorator,” shows three
other interesting styles of dress
ing tables, with detailed directions
for making. Also slip covers,
draw curtains; and numerous
household articles. Write Mrs.
Spears for a copy, enclosing 10
cents to cover cost. Address:
MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS
Drawer 10
Bedford Hills New York
Enclose 10 cents for Book 1.
Name
Address
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PITCHER WASHINGTON
Teacher—Do you think George
Washington could have pitched a
dollar across the Rappahannock riv
er, as he is said to have done?
Jimmie—I don’t know; I guess
so. Our history book says that he
pitched his camp across the Dela
ware river when the British were
pursuing him.
Family Ghost
Guest of the House—Who the deuce
are you?
Burglar—I’m the ghost that’s
haunted this house for four hundred
years. Where do they keep the fam
ily plate?
Must Be Love
Mandy—Rastus, does yo’ love me?
Rastus—Mandy, yo’ is one woman
I don’t like none other no better
than.
Motor Curio
Owner—Next year this machine
will be worth more than it is now.
Prospective Buyer—As a curio, not
as a motorcar.
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THAIS ATTACKS FROM
Thousands of obese
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Care to our coffin adds a nail,
no doubt; and every grin, so
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