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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C,. THURSDAY, MARCH 21, 1940
the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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‘Wat To SEE YOO'.'
•AND r CAN HARDLY
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TEPE .* 1 KNOW YOU
UNDERSTAND HOW
DEEPLY I CARE
TOR HER,SO X
MUST SEE HER AT
ONCE ! <30SH,
WHERE S
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FEW KVOMENTS LATER
HELLO,
MVR A.
DEAR V
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SO GLAD To
see you.*
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
. THE •>
KVOPOCAR,
that
USES
WATER
FOR FUEL.
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OUT TO
THE
TSACK *
FOR THE
RACE
THAT
WILL
DECIDE
professor
VAN
GADGET'S
FUTURE
VINCENT, GET
SOME WATER
FOR THE
PROFESSOR -
HE WANTS
TO START
THE MOTOR
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I'LL SHOW NANCY
* CAN GET THINGS
DONE EVEN IF I LOOK
AS THO’ I JUST TOOK
A SLEEPIN* POWDER
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MISS NANCY, I HOPE
YOUR FATHER WINS THE
RACE * WHAT I MEAN IS «.
ON ACCOUNT OF BECAUSE
HE'S GOT SUCH AN AWFUL
, NICE DAUGHTER
HERE'S -7
THE WATER,
PROFESSOR
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SPRING ^NNETS ARE
SMALLER and funnier
TNAN EVER
INTELLIGENT ANIMAL
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other w’y and not passing the
’orse?” said a London cabman with
exaggerated politeness to the fat
lady who had just paid a minimum
fare.
“Why?" she inquired.
“Because, if 'e sees wot ’e’s been
carryin’ for a shilling ’e’U ’ave a
fit."
Collective
English Exam Question — Give
three collective nouns.
Student Flatt’s Answer—Flypaper,
wastebasket, and vacuum cleaner.
Hard Winter Coming
Judge—What made you steal those
socks?
Accused—I don’t know, sir—I
must have been wool gathering.
Not an Empty
Wife—Where did all those empty
bottle* come from, John?
John—Search me! I never bought
an empty bottle in my life.
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By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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