McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, February 29, 1940, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMlCK. S. C.. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 29, 1940
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
S’MATTER POP— Well, Sir, This Is a Tough One By C. M. PAYNE
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By J. MILLAR WATT
Cheerful News
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Thousands homeless
amp hungry in
Sub-zero temperatures entire tom pestgo/ed
TAKE. HEAVY Tc?LL IN PATH OF HURRICANE
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STRIKE MINES, NO
SURVIVORS
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after ALL
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py SQUIRE MARSHALL
YESTERDAY
HELPFUL SON
The angler was relating a fishing
story to his neighbors.
“Yes,” he said, proudly, *T caught
the biggest fish of'my career last
night. It was a bass, and weighed
seven pounds, two ounces.”
His small son, who had been lis
tening, chipped in: “Yes, and daddy
was so kind he gave it to my
kitten.”
Lobster
The waiter was taking the order
of a pretty girl who was accompa
nied by a pudgy middle-aged man.
When she did not mention the lob
ster included in the meal she or
dered, he asked: “And how about
the lobster?”
To which the fair lady replied:
“Oh, he can order whatever he
likes.”
Natural Flair for It
“Whatever happened to Jones?
You know the chap who let the
grass grow under his feet!”
“Oh, yes. He’s done very well in
mak*
] | DIFFICULT DECISIONS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS | [ j
^ 'The caug ?p.cn nearby houses
V ~ To COME HOME TO SUPPER THIS INsTaNT
GET MORE AND MORE INSISTENT. WHILE
The invaders from over the hill show
WO SI6N or ENDING THE SIEGE
The*Boll Syndtroto tne —WNU S«rvlco
UI ERE is a new department that
we know is going to meet with
tremendous popularity with our
readers, for it brings you the op
portunity of combining pleasure
and profit. With jig, coping or
keyhole saw, you may cut these
designs from wallboard, plywood
or thin lumber. Each pattern
brings accurate outline of the de
sign, and complete directions for
making or painting.
Men, women, boys and girls ar«
finding this a fascinating pastime,
and with each order will be sent
a circular showing many addition
al novelties which you may make
at home.
Today, we are showing a yard
design that will appeal to many,
for the long-ago days of “Gone
With the Wind” are recalled vivid
ly in these charming cutout fig
ures. Your own imagination
might turn them into the vibrant
Scarlett O’Hara and the reserved
Melanie Wilkes in person. And
your jig or coping saw plus a bit
of wallboard or plywood will pro
duce these figures for your yard.
Each comes on its own pattern.
The beruffled hoop skirt lady at
the left is about 24 inches tall and
is given on Z9067, 15 cents—she
holds a box for flowers. The belle
at the right is on pattern Z9068,
15 cents—about 24 inches tall, and
a sprinkling can is in her hand.
Order numbers Z9067 and Z9068,
15 cents each, from: Aunt Martha,
Box 166-W, Kansas City, Mo.
INDIGESTION
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and One Dose Proves It
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black tablet doesn’t bring you the fastest and moat
complete relief you have experienced send bottle
back to us and get DOUBLE MONEY BACK. TMe
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makes the excess stomach fluids harmless and lets
you eat the nourishing foods you need. For heart
burn, sick headache and upsets so often caused by
excess stomach fluids making you feel sour and
sick all over—JUST ONE DOSE of Bell-ans proree
speedy relief. 25c everywhere.
Cause for Hope
There is some hope of a man’*
conversion so long as he is capable
of loving something besides him
self.—Phillips.
NIGHT
»COLDS
Need More Than “Salve” To
Quickly Relieve DISTRESS I
Before you go to bed rub your throat,
chest and back with warming, soothing
Mustercle. You get such QUICK reUa
because Musterole is MORE than “just
a salve.” It’s a marvelous stimulating
“counter-irritant” which helps break
up local congestion and pain due to coldaL
Its soothing vapors ease breathing.
Used by millions for over 30 years! S
strengths: Regular, Children’s (mild) and
Extra Strong, 40A Hospital Size, $3.00.
Best Medicos
The best doctors in the world
are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet and Dr,
Merryman.—Jonathan Swift.
To Check Constipation
Get at Its Canse!
If constipation has you down so
you feel heavy, tired and dopey,
it’s time you did something about
it. And something more than just
taking a physic! You should get
at the cause of the trouble.
If you eat the super-refined
food most people eat, the chances
are the difficulty is simple—you
don’t get enough “bulk.” And
“bulk” doesn’t mean heavy food.
It’s a kind of food that isn’t con
sumed in the body, but leaves a
soft“bulky”mass in the intestines.
If this common form of con
stipation is your trouble, eat
Kellogg’s All-Bran regularly, and
drink plenty of water. All-Bran
isn’t a medicine—it’s a crunchy,
toasted cereal. And it will help
you not only to get regular but to
keep regular. Made by Kellogg’s
in Battle Creek. If your condition
is chronic, it is wise to consult
a physician.
Greatest Flatterer
Self-love is the greatest of all
flatterers.—La Rochefoucauld.
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