McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, December 28, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28, 1939
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
BOVS,TWAT FIRE NUMBER NAlOH
"THE'HIPFO WAS A HONEy IT
EVEN HAD AN OLO TROUPER.
Like me pooled !!
IF VOli FEEL LlkE.
WORDIN' TOMORROW,
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OUR OLD BOX IN
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COME ON .Boys - THE FLAG'S UP !
LETS PUT OH THE OLD NOSE BAG- -
WE GOT TO GET BACK SOME OF
THAT WEIGHT I LOST
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Time !!
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
S’MATTER POP— And That’s How Come We’ve Got Mountains
By C. M. PAYNE
BeU Syndicate.—WNU Service.
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A-Hunting We Shall Go
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POP— Just a Matter of Diet
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HOWTO MAKE HORSEHAIR
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REASON ENOUGH
Skjold—I wonder why my girl al
ways closes her eyes when I kiss
her?
Bjones—If you look in your mir
ror you can see for yourself.
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‘Tappy Ochre’
Grocer—You want a pound of
ochre? Is it the red ochre for paint
ing bricks?
Small Boy—No, it’s tappy ochre
wot Maw makes puddin’ with.
Might Compromise on Nickel
Sister—Bobby won’t eat his spin
ach.
Mother—Spinach has lots of iron.
Sister—He’s holding out for silver.
Like Ours
“Have a garden this spring?”
“Yes, one of those Peter Pan gar
dens—never grew up.”
Now It Can Be Told
Willie (reading Monitor article on
India)—What’s an Untouchable?
Dad—It’s a guest towel.
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“WHAT’S THAT NUMBER?”
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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WHICH BREWS OUV UP-
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WIFE CALLS SHE'S GOT it ANV AtVENfiON WHAT
01 AN ENVELOPE SOME' EVER.
WHERE
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CANT Find it.
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CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
BABY CHICKS
ORDER YOUR CHICKS EARLY for
January and February delivery and we
will include 10 or more extra chicks per
100. Write at once for detailed informa
tion. MILFORD HATCHERY, Rockdale,
Md., Pikesville P. O.
OPPORTUNITY
FOR SALE OR LEASE
Well located Southern State Hotel showing
good returns and making money. Offered
at Bargain on Terms. Write
PONCE DE LEON BROKERAGE CO.
1229 Park Row Bldg., New York, N. Y.
Crocheted Medallion
For Heirloom Cloth
Pattern 1959
Lovely is as lovely does and
goodness knpws this crocheted
medallion does things for any
room, even though it’s the very
A B C of crochet. Try it and see!
Pattern 1959 contains directions
for making medallion; illustra
tions of it and of stitches; mate
rials required; photograph of me
dallion.
Send 15 cents in coins for this
pattern to The Sewing Circle, Nee-
dlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave.,
New York, N. Y.
St.JosepK
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mm LARGEST SELLER Am
Drudgery Necessary
Drudgery is as necessary to call
out the treasures of the mind as
harrowing and planting those of
the earth.—Margaret Fuller.
How To Relieve
Bronchitis
Bronchitis, acute or chronic, is an
inflammatory condition of the mu
cous membranes lining the bronchial
tubes. Creomulsion goes right to the
seat of the trouble to loosen germ
laden phlegm, increase secretion and
aid nature to soothe and heal raw,
tender, inflamed bronchial mucous
membranes. Tell your druggist to sell
you a bottle of Creomulsion with the
understanding that you are to like
the way it quickly allays the cough
or you are to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
Let Others Think
Think wrongly if you please; but
in all cases think for yourself.—
Lessing.
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RHEUMATISM LUMBAGO
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