McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, November 02, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1939
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
BOSS,! HEARD INDIRECTLY LAST-NIGHT
THAT THE "STlNCrER BROS. SHOW' IS
PL ANNIN Gr To CHANGE. THEIR* ROtfTE:
AND HEAD INTO OUR TERRITORY - y
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LALA PALOOZA -^Dr. McCarver Meets the Patient
By RUBE GOLDBERG
7 I’M NOT THE
PATIENT, DOCTOR-
IT’S PINTO’S TONSILS,V
NOT MINE*
LET ME
STRAIGHTEN
MYSELF a
UP A
BIT,
LADY
V
I WONDER IF THIS
PINTO PALOOZA
IS AS BEAUTIFUL
AS THAT OTHER
OPERA SINGER I
OPERATED ON IN
SAN FRANCISCO
LAST YEAR
IT
QUICK, DOCTOR -
HERE’S POOR
PINTO’S ROOM
SHE NEED
HAVE NO
FEAR,
LADY - I
UNDERSTAND
HUMAN NATURE
Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
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S'MATTER POP— A Certain Word, and He’s at Your Service
By C. M. PAYNE
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Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
MESCAL IKE By s. L. HUNTLEY
What Else Could One Do?
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TO COME OVER THAR-
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POP—Almost a Gentleman
By J. MILLAR WATT
SO THE-
BRIDEGROOM
DIDN’T TURN
up !
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;t The Bell Syndicate. Inc.—WNU Service i ■ ’
- BUT HE SENT
HIS REGRETS'
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Keep U. S. Out of War
SELLING TALK
A. W. Franklin, secretary of the
United Commercial Travelers of
America, said at a dinner in Co
lumbus:
“All commercial travelers should
have the gift of persuasion, but few
can ever hope to equal young Bed-
does.
“A junior partner, as he came
into the office, nodded toward the
retreating figure of young Beddoes
and said to his senior:
“ ‘I see you’ve taken on a new
salesman. Is he good?’
“ ‘Good?’ the senior partner said.
Tn the half hour he’s been with us
he almost talked me into taking
him into the firm as senior partner.
Nothing but your opportune arrival
saved me.’ ”
FOLKS NEXT DOOR
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS 3U
No Proof
Boogy—That old friend I was tell
ing you about claims to be a rela
tive of yours.
Wctogy—That man’s a fool.
Boogy—That doesn’t prove any
thing. It may be just a coincidence.
Bell S\ ndlc.ite — WNU S«rvic*
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WHEK FRED PFRLEV, 6LANCIN6 OUf OF HJS WINDOW, SAW THAT
THE NEW NEIGHBORS WHOM TriEV HAD ASKED To DINNER WERE
dressing UP, HE AND HIS Wife Tore iNfO THEIR Ev/ENINO CLOTHES;
Bllf UNFORfUNATElVTHE NEIGHBORS HAD GOl A PEEK AT FRED, AND ARRIVED
A FEW MOMENTS LAYER, AFTER A LI6HTNIN6 CHANGE, IN DAY CLOTHES
Strange Facts
Bath Trains
Wound Cash
Mouth Prints
As most of the private houses in
the towns of Transylvania have no
baths, the Rumanian government
now runs “bath trains” through
this section. Equipped with tubs,
hot water, soap and towels, they
offer free bathing facilities.
The Chinese army awards a
cash bonus, instead of stripes, to
its soldiers when they are injured,
privates getting $10, officers $40
and generals $100 for every wound.
Bank clerks, pay-roll carriers
and night watchmen may now call
for help during a holdup, without
endangering their lives by' an
alarming move, through a new ra
dio transmitter that they wear
under their shirts. Taking a deep
breath closes the electric circuit
which makes the set silently flash
alarm signals to a central receiv
ing station.
V
Positive identification of horses
has been found practicable through
photographs or gutta-percha molds
of the roofs of their mouths, which
are as distinctive and individual
as human fingerprints.—Collier’s.
Docs Note Came Easy
To Chemist—With Cash
- !
An invitation to dinner had been
sent to the new doctor. In reply
the hostess received an absolute
ly illegible letter.
“I must know if he accepts or
declines,” she declared.
“If I were you,” suggested her
husband, “I should take it to the
druggist. They can always read
doctors’ letters.”
The druggist looked at the sheet
of notepaper which she had hand
ed him, and without waiting for
her explanation went into his dis
pensary and returned a few
minutes later with a bottle which
he handed over the counter.
“There you are, madam,” he
said. “That will be $1.50, please.”
INDIGESTION
Sensational Relief from Indigestion
and One Dose Proves It
If the first dose of this pleasant-Ustlng little
black tablet doesn't bring you the fastest and most
complete relief you have experienced send bottle
back to us and get DOUBLE MONEY BACK. Tbia
Bell-ans tablet helps the stomach digest food,
makes the excess stomach fluids harmless and lets
you eat the nourishing foods you need. For heart
burn. sick headache and upsets so often caused by
excess stomach fluids miking you feel sour and
sick all over—JUST ONE DOSE of BeU-ans provea
speedy relief. 25c everywhere.
Hours of Beauty
The hours when the mind is ab
sorbed by beauty are the only
hours when v/e really live.—Jef
feries.
fflccuratei
Double-cheeked to assure
accurate dosage always.
3^ St.Joseph.
GENUINE PURE ASPIRIN
Dangerous Game
But war’s a game, which, were
their subjects wise, kings would
not play at.—Cowper.
How To Relieve
Bronchitis
Bronchitis, acute or chronic. Is an
Inflammatory condition of the mu
cous membranes lining the bronchial
tubes. Creomulsion goes right to the
seat of the trouble to loosen germ
laden phlegm, increase secretion and
aid nature to soothe and heal raw,
tender, inflamed bronchial mucous
membranes. Tell your druggist to sell
you a bottle of Creomulsion with the
undemanding that you are to like
the way it quickly allays the cough
or you are to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
Difficulty Grows
What is left undone because it is
difficult today will be doubly diffi
cult tomorrow.—Ellis.
AT
6000
DRUG
STORES
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BOTTLE
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$1.20
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WATCH
Y OU can dapend on the
special sales the
merchantj of our town
announce in the columns
of this paper. They mean
money saving to our
readers. It always pays to
patronize the merchants
who advertise. They are
not afraid of their mer
chandise or their prices.
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