McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, October 12, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1939
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By ED WHEELAN
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LALA PALOOZA —An Unexpected Reception
By RUBE GOLDBERG
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By C. M. PAYNE
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POP— Why There Are Wars
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Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
By J. MILLAR WATT
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HEAD WORK
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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ONPORUNMfetV PUiisTrpOWH foO FAR.
HANDY PRESCRIPTION
The report that the judges were
unable to read the signature of
the successful architect for the new
Dundee art college recalls the clas
sic story relating to a medical man’s
prescription:
After receiving the medicine, the
patient used the prescription for
years as a railway pass, twice as
an invitation to a dance, once as an
invitation to a society wedding, and
later as a letter from his employer
instructing the cashier to raise his
salary. And in the evenings his
daughter played it over on the
piano!—Edinburgh Dispatch.
‘Will That Be All?’
Jaysom—You know that pretty
girl who works in the bargain base
ment?
Duff—Yes—she’s a beauty.
Jawsom—Well, I took her home
from a party last night and I stole
a kiss.
Duff—What did she say?
Jawsom—She said: “Will that be
all?” -v
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Cheerful News
NATnoePEDoes
SINK FU/E SHIPS
WWOH COMPLETES
EVACUATION OF
SCHOOL children
AIL EUROPEAN
COUNTT2I6S POT
ON WAR RATIONS
(WNU SERVICE)
GERMAN SCHOOLS
ORDERED CLOSED
AIRRAIDS OH
LONDON FRUSTRATED
THANK
GOODNESS
I PONT LIVE
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PARIS SIRENS WAR!
CITY OP AIR RAID
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ENTERTAINED AT
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HOUSEHOLD
QUESTIONS
Tight Curtain Springs.—To tight
en springs in curtain rollers, hold
the rollers firmly and with pincera
tighten the end springs.
• • •
Metallic Scarfs.—Silver and gold
embroidered scarfs will not tar
nish when packed away if
wrapped in black paper.
* * •
Shiny Windows. — A lump of
starch dissolved in the water with
which windows are to be washed
will make the glass shine.
• • »
Retaining Color of Spinach.—
The color of spinach will be pre
served if a pinch of soda is added
to the water in which it is boiled.
• • •
Rest Your Ferns.—After maiden
hair fern has grown all during the
year it begins to turn brown.
This is a sign it needs rest as
ferns, like all other plants, want
and take their season for rest.
Repot it and set in a shady place,
water sparingly until a good
growth of fronds appear, then give
more water.
FOR CHILLS
AND FEVER
And Other Malaria
Misery!
Don’t go through the usual Malaria
suffering! Don’t go on shivering
with chills one moment and burn
ing with fever the next
Malaria is relieved by Grove’s
Tasteless Chill Tonic. Yes, this
medicine really works. Made espe
cially for Malaria. Contains taste
less quinidine and iron.
Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic ac
tually combats the Malaria infec
tion in the blood. Relieves the
wracking chills and fever. Helps
you feel better fast.
Thousands take Grove’s Tasteless
Chill Tonic for Malaria and swear
by it. Pleasant to take, too. Even,
children take it without a whimper.
Act fast at first sign of Malaria.
Take Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic.
At all drugstores. Buy the large
size as it gives you much more for
your money.
Trustworthy Fellow
Somebody has aptly said, “He
may have greasy hands and the
seat of his trousers may be shiny,
but if his children have their noses
pressed against the window-pane
a half-hour before he is due home
for supper, you can trust him with
everything you have.”
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One Rightness
Rightness expresses of actions,
what straightness does of lines;
and there can no more be two
kinds of right action than there
can be two kinds of straight lines.
—Herbert Spencer.
Black ^
Leaf 40
JUST A
'Cap-Brush"Applicator c
makes "BLACK LEAF 40^J
GO MUCH FARTHER
DASH IN FEATHERS..
OR SPREAD ON ROOSTS
Sure Prescription
To face cheerfully and eagerly
the accustomed and ordinary
tasks is the simple but sure pre
scription for enjoyment of life.—
John Timothy Stone.
sore eyes
get worse and worse the longer
you let them go; Leonard!’*
Golden Eye Lotion relieves in
flammation and soreness in one
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ening. LEONARDI’S
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MAKES WEAK EYES STRONG
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WNU—7
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Watch Your
Kidneys/
Help Them Cleanse the Blood
of Harmful Body Waste
Your kidneys are constantly filtering
waste matter from the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do
not act as Nature intended—fail to re
move impurities that, if retained, may
K iaon the system and upset the whole
dy machinery.
Symptoms may be nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, puffiness
under the eyes—a feeling of nervous
anxiety and loss of pep and strength.
Other signs of kidney or bladder dis
order may be burning, scanty or too
frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment is wiser than neglect. Use
Doan’s Pills. Doan’s have been winning
new friends for more than forty years.
They have a nation-wide reputation.
Are recommended by grateful people the
country over. Ask your neighoorl
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