McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, October 05, 1939, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1939 T - THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE BIG TOP *£CAVING MVRA. CTCFF BANGS WENT TO MAX FOX. HI S LEGAL AD3U 6TER. By ED WHEELAN MAX,WE CANT SHOW Rwersite tdmorrow — WE LL HAVE TO STAY HERE ANOTHER DAy- HERE'S A TELEGRAM FROM TOM !! § fe FLOODS.EH ? WELL. I’D BETTER GET UPTOWN AT ONCE. 3EFF. AND FIX FOR A NEW'*READER — ALSO. I'LL FIX FOP WATER ! MM M • THaTs Too rad (f 9 'While max Fox went to arrange tor the LOT LICENSE AND THE WATER , JEFF TOLD MIS RINGMASTER THE BAD-NEWS - - SO you'LL WAVE To MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT during each show • */»••• Ft.ak J.jr M.rWj St.4x.le. Im. LALA PALOOZA —A Doctor’* Privilege DOCTOR M«CARVCR, NOTED ST. LOUIS TONSIL SPSCIALtST. IS ORAOGED OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT By RUBE GOLDBERG MESCAL IKE b t s. l. huntley A Matter of Policy 5’MATTER POP— Aw, Pop, You’ve Heard That Name Before! By C. M. PAYNE FOLKS NEXT DOOR By GLUYAS WILLIAMS The ATMOSPHERE WAS PRETTV 6RIM AROUND THE COMMuKlTV club wheh The caterer maintained he had delivered the things FOR THE LADIES'Tea-part/, ThEV said POINT BLANK HE HADN'T, AND If LATER TURNED OUT THAT FRED PERLEV HAD RECEIVED THEM, PUT THEM IM THE PANTRY CUPBOARD AND GONE OFF, F0R6EfTlN6 ALL ABOUT THEM p,l| SyntHr.te - WNU ger».ee Mrs. Berzan—^There’s a hat in that shop I’d give anything for. Miss Petzing—Would you, really? Mrs. *Berzan—Yes, rpally; and won’t you be a sport, my dear, and let me catch my husband kissing you? Secret? Little Jackie—Oh, mother! Just look at that man! He hasn’t a hair on his head. Mother—Hush, dear, he will hear you. * Jackie—Oh, doesn’t he know it? First Offense Business Man—Hello operator, I want to speak to my wife. Operator—Number, please. Business Man—Number? I ain’t got but one. Proper Tool Diner—What sort of bird is this? Waiter—It’s a wood pigeon, sir. Diner—I thought so. Get me a saw.—Tid-Bits Magazine. (WAND INVADED, 0 V 6ERMANS GeiMMVDECLARES I FRANCE MOBILIZES WAR OH POLAND &Z ITALY MOBILIZES FOR WAR SOVIET MOBILIZED FOR WAR ENGLAND MOBILIZES FOR WAR S FUNNY MOW SOON SOME. people EORCpET AMEBICAN ARMY OF BASEBALL fans MAS , jIN& AT <S4TES FOR VNOfiLD SERIES BATTLE. “Does that fellow always come .in without knocking?’* “No; sometimes knocks without coming in.” ABIT OF " FUN 0, To His Tastn •‘There’s a poor man outside who wants something to eat.” “Give him some bread and po tatoes.” “But he seems to have seen better days.” “All right; give him a napkin, too.” The moon affects the tide and the untied. The Source •‘They say I have eyes like my father.” “Yes, I noticed you’re pop- eyed.” STAYS OUT AND KNOCKS New Pupil “How old is your father?” “Forty-two.” *'H’m! I must get your home, work more suited to his age.” In a Nutshell It was bed-time, and Mrs. Jones was overlooking the evening toilet of her small son. “Oh, Tommy!” she exclaimed. “Look at your hand! It’s all scratched and bleeding. How did that happen?” “Well, you see, mother, those were awfully sharp teeth Jimmy used to have.” \FOR TENDER SKIM SNOW-WHITE PETROLEUM JELLY Beauty Is Truth After all, the most natural beau~ ty in the world is honesty and moral truth; for all beauty is truth.—Shaftesbury. EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT THE TEXACO STAR THEATRE 2 GREAT SHOWS IN ONE 1. A GREAT VARIETY SHOW SO MINUTCS . . . ROM HOUTWOODI Kenny BAKER • Frances LANGFORD David BROCKMAN'S Orchestra Jimmie WALUNGTON AND Ken MU RRAY,Master-of-Cere monies 2. A GREAT DRAMATIC SHOW 30 MINUTES . . • FROM NEW YORK! Bach Week—HIT PLAYS ... written by tha world’s fore most playwrightsl — oT » FAMOUS STARS... epdothe* 1 Ploying brilliant rolasl PRESENTED BY TEXACO DEALERS Pleased Persons They who are pleased them selves must always please.— Thomson. FILMS Developed- Printed Any Size Roll 6 or 8 Exposures $ Fadeless Prints • Postage Paid • DIXIE FILM SERVICE P. O. Ben 438S-A Atlanta. Co. Husbands are finding the sea of matrimony darned expensive with all those permanent waves. A GREAT BARGAIN VESPER TEA PURE ORANGE PEKOE 50 Cups for lO Cents Asfc Your Grocer rs mODERniZE Whether you’re planning a party or remodeling a room you should follow the advertisements... to learn what’s new... and cheaper... and better. And the place to find out about new things is right here in this newspaper. Its columns are filled with important messages which you should read regularly.