McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 10, 1939, Image 7
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McCormick messenger, McCormick, s. c.. Thursday, august 10.1939
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
WELL, VOMETUER Vol) LIKE‘'SILK * FOVA/LER.
OR NOT, I'LL HAVE To KEEP HIM AS M/
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BUT THERE'S a LITTLE PROPOSITION To
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LALA PALOOZA —Romance Must Wait for Civic Pride
By RUBE GOLDBERG
AH, GONZALES- ^PARADISE*', MY
HERE WE ARE LOVE! HOW
AT LAST
appropriate!
now what! a lot
OF FOOLS BLOCKIN’
UP THE STREETS
WITH A PARADE!
THEY CANT DO
THIS TO ME!
YOU ARE NOW
entering
Seville
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SAY, OFFICER. I
GOTTA FIND THE
JUSTICE OF THE
PEACE QUICK-
I WANNA GET
MARRIED
KEEP YER SHIRT ON, SISTER - TH’
JUSTICE IS PLAYIN’ THE TUBA IN
THE BAND AN’ THE PARADE’S
ONLY STARTED
Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, :
S’MATTER POP— Well, Ambrose Did His Best
By C. M. PAYNE
arfoot
Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
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POP— Literally Speaking
By J. MILLAR WATT
TWAT
OFFICE- BOV
OP YOURS
IS ALWAYS
SMOKING
CIGAR ,
EMDS !
yes: —
Kill Syndi
its a Little habit
he’s picked up
here and
THEREr!
no
Cheerful News
ACTRESS LEASES
HOUSE IN RENO
V 'UD6E AWARD $
CHILDREN TO
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(WMJ SftRVICF)
HOLLYWOOD STAI?
MARRIED AGAIN-
HIS 4^ MEN LURE
HUSBAND CHARGES
WIFE OF CRUELTY
GOORT AWARDS
WIFE^SOO A WEEK
alimony
nothing But
T0OO0tE/Tfc)O0LE
everywhebl
VJIFE StLUSTO
HAVIE MARRIA6E
annulled
MK. AND MRS
NfclOHPOE. ARE
CELEPRATINO
their GOLDEN
anniversarv
SUNDAY
OWN METHOD
The first officer called a deckhand
to him and said: “Go below and
break up that poker game.”
The sailor was away for the better
part of an hour. When he returned
the officer barked: “Did you break
up that game?”
“Yes, sir,” said the sailor.
“What in thunder took you so
long?” demanded the officer.
“Well, sir,” the sailor replied, “I
had only three pence to start
with.”
THE WORLD AT ITS WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Exception?
Teacher—Do not forget that we
have to start most things from the
bottom of the ladder.
Bobby (slyly)—Please, sir, how
about when you are escaping from
a fire?
Overlooked
“How did George break his leg?”
“Well, do you see those steps over
there?”
“Yes.”
“George didn’t.”
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
FEED AND SEEDS
f»||CAD rrrn FOR HOGS and POULTRY
rCCV Send 26c in coin for 4 o*.
sample. PROSO grows almost anywhere. Won
derful feed. ATLAS SEED CO., ST. LOUIS, MO.
POULTRY
BRED FOR PRODUCTION:
RAISED FOR PROFIT:
SOLD BY QUALITY:
STARTED CHICKS:
MILFORD HATCHERY
Ducks
Chicks
Turkeys
Pullets
OLD COINS
COINS WANTED. Gold, silver, copper.
Tell me what you have. L. E. ELLISON,
Box 497, Birmingham, Alabama.
s-^lsk Me Another
© A General Quiz
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The Questions
1. What is the difference be
tween an eclipse and an ellipse?
2. What is an ampersand?
3. Is black a color?
4. Does practice make perfect?
5. Which extends farther south,
Texas or Florida?
6. What is the white part of the
eye called?
7. Of what did our Constitution
originally consist?
8. From where do we get choco
late?
The Answers
1. Eclipse means to obscure, el
lipse is a geometrical figure.
2. The symbol for the word
“and,” as follows: &.
3. No, black is the absence of
color.
4. Possibly, if you are practic
ing the right way.
5. The most southern point of
the United States is Cape Sable,
Fla.
6. The choroid, which is seen
through the conjunctiva, which is
the transparent membrane over
it..
7. A preamble and seven arti
cles.
8. From the seeds of the cacao
tree.
Have you noticed that in hot
Weather your digestion and elimina
tion seem to become torpid or lazy?
Your food sours, forms gas, causes
belching, heartburn, and a feeling
of restlessness and irritability. Your
tongue may be coated, your com
plexion bilious, and your bowel
action sluggish or insufficient.
These are some of. the symptoms
of biliousness or so-called “Torpid
Liver,” so prevalent in hot climates.
They call for calomel, or better still,
Calotabs, the nausealess calomel
compound tablets that make calo
mel-taking a pleasure.
Calotabs give you the effects of
calomel and salts combined, helping
Nature to expel the sour, stagnant
bile and washing it out of the
system. One or two Calotabs at bed
time with a glass of water,—that’s
all. Next morning your system feels
clean and refreshed, your head is
clear, your spirit bright, and you are
feeling fine with a hearty appetite
for breakfast. Eat what you wish
and go about vour work or pleasure.
Genuine Calotabs are sold only In
checker-board (black and white) pack
ages bearing the trade mark “Calotabs.’*
Refuse imitations. Trial package only
ten cents; family package twenty-flve
cents, at your dealer’s (Adv.)
Learn From History
Examine history, for it is “Phil
osophy teaching by Experience.”,
—Carlyle.
ROSE
COLD
I Put just •^-drops’* In
' each nostril for quick
relief from excessive
nasal secretion. Ask for
PENETROS&S
For the Cause
It is the cause and not the death,
that makes the martyr.—Napo
leon.
Gsl MALARIA?
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to yourself and your family to get
relief. All over the South—and in
21 foreign countries—Wintersmith’s
Tonic is known as one of the oldest
and most reliable Malaria medicines
on the market. We believe you
will agree this is proof of quality.
For your own sake—TRY Winter-
smith’s—and see for yourself!
WINTERSMITH'S
TONIC
BERGAINS
—that will save you many a
dollar will escape you if
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