McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, July 27, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, JULY 27, 1939
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
J^FTeR OWING ORDERS To THE Two
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LALA PALOOZA —We Can Almost Hear the Wedding Bells
By RUBE GOLDBERG
Lala and
GONZALES ARE
ELOPING WHILE
HER BROTHER,
VINCENT, CHASES
THEM, BEARING
A TELEGRAM
EXPOSING THE
GROOM-TO-BE AS
A RUBBER-CHECK
PASSER
VINCENT IN HIS
WEIRD SPEED-WAGON
IF WE
COULD
ONLY |
THINK
OF A
WAY TO
SAVE
MADAM
PERHAPS MISTER
VINCENT HAS
SOME INFORMATION
ABOUT GONZALES
BY NOW-IN FACT,
HE MIGHT BE
TRYING TO CATCH
UP WITH US
MADAM, PM
AFRAID WE’LL
HAVE TO STOP
AND PICK UP
THOSE TRUNKS
DON’T BOTHER,
HIVES - WHAT’S
A FEW TRUNKS
TO A WOMAN
WITH MY
DOUGH
S’MATTER POP— Right Out of a Clear Sky!
HURRY UP, VINCENT - LAUD'S
GETTING CLOSER TO THE
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE
IN STOOGEVILLE-
By C. M. PAYNE
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BeU Syndicate—WNU Service.
MESCAL IKE Br S. L. HUNTLEY
Someone Overlooked a Good Bet
HITS JEST A.
PAlhJ BOW - HITS JEST
UP THAR THE.TS ALL /
HIT OONTT ADVElRTlSe
A oadgummbo
thikjg, //
M. ( i
1 — Why There Are Wars
WAR B&TVY9&N OUR
By J. MILLAR WATT
COUNTRIES ?
ITS UNTHINKABLE
I
AH Y&S !
BUT W&' HAVE- SOME- OF
THE- GREAT&ST UNTHINKEPS
^ TH& WORLD HAS
EVER
‘ ^ SEEN i/
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Cheerful News
KIDS ACTIVE.
IN LABOR UNION
TROUBLE BREAK?
(X)T AT NAZI PICNIC
FASCIST? 6>BOOP
ORGAN IZEP
RADICAL LEADER?
INCITE WORKERS
POLICE PA'P
RED MEETING
ALIEN RADICALS'
leap meeting
WE OUGHT TO
PO SOMETHING
ADOUT rr
SHIP LOAD OF
radicalauens
SENT PACK TO
EUROPE:
AN OVERSIGHT
A correspondent sent the follow
ing extract from a friend’s letter:
“The natives of North Zululand
have come to the conclusion that
the white man is, after all, a fool.
Recently a telephone squad was in
that district, and the native’s ver
dict was: “White man a fool. He
puts up a wire fence; the cows can
walk under it.”
Being Polite
Little Greta came into the kitchen
while mother was talking to the
milkman. She just stood and
stared.
Mother—Well, Greta, what do you
say to the gentleman who brings
you your nice milk every day?
Greta (shaking hands)—I am very
glad to meet you. And how is your
cow?—Koralle.
No Chance Vet
Teacher—Smith Minor, what do
you know about Cleopatra?
Smith Minor—Nothing, sir. The
film has not been to our cinema
yet.—Moustique.
THE WORLD AT ITS WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Wrfa FtVE tflNJTESTO 60 BEFORE TRAIN TlME^ THE
HEAD OF THE CAMP, WHO HAS JUST DISCOVERED THAT
he has only is Tickets for ig Bovs, is requested td
Take care of seoroE's Trunk k*v, ib remember that
ALBERT CANNO-T EAT TONAToES, AND To SEE IF HE CAN
AFT SOMETHING OUT 0? OUlNlOfc’S EVE
Bel) SvndiCftte. Inc.
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CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
FEED AND SEEDS
rilFAD crrn for HOGS and POULTRY
rccu Send 26c in coin for 4 o*.
sample. PROSO grows almost anywhere. Won-
derfnl feed. ATLAS SEED CO., ST. LOUIS, MO.
POULTRY
BRED FOR PRODUCTION: Ducka
RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chicks
SOLD BY QUALITY: Tnrkeys
STARTED CHICKS: Pullets
MILFORD HATCHERYpfkesvllle p!*o’.
Gay and Interesting
Designs for Cushions
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
«r\EAR MRS SPEARS: I like
^-^to make interesting cushions
—in summer bright cotton cov
ered ones and silk covers in the
winter. The cost is nothing as I
find that after the waists of
dresses are worn out, there are
still parts of the skirts that are
good enough to give long wear
when made into these covers.
J. B.”
Thanks, Mrs. J. B., for that sug
gestion, and here are two covers
that you might like to try. To
make the contrasting edge for the
round one, stitch two-inch strips
together in points as at A, trim as
at B clipping between the points
then turn right side ont. Pull out
smoothly and press, then gather
as at C. Stitch to one section of
the cover as at D, then stitch the
two sections together leaving an
opening for the cushion.
To make a pattern for a mod
ernistic patchwork cover, cut a
rectangle of paper, then divide it
into sections as shown. Use these
sections as patterns to cut the
fabric adding a seam allowance as
at F.
NOTICE: Two books for the
price of one. Readers who have
not secured their copies of my
two books, SEWING, for the Home
Decorator; and Gifts, Novelties
and Embroideries; should send in
their orders at once, before the
supply is entirely disposed of.
You may also have your choice of
the Patchwork Quilt Leaflet or the
Rag Rug Leaflet FREE with or
ders for two books; enclose 25
cents with name and address; di
recting your order to Mrs. Spears,
210 S. Desplaines St., Chicago, 111.
How Women
in Their 40’s
Can Attract Men
Here’s go*d advice for a woman during her
change (usually from 38 to 52), who fears
she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries
about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells,
upset nerves and moody spells.
Get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you
need a good general system tonic take Lydia
E. Pmkham’s Vegetable Compound, made
especially for women. It helps Nature build
up physical resistance, thus helps give more
vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming
jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms that
often accompany change of life. WELJj
WORTH TRYING!
Our Intellect
God has placed no limits to the
exercise of the intellect He has
given us, on this side of the grave.
—Bacon.
MEDICATED PROTECTION
AGAINST CHAFE IRRITATIONS
Relieves bq soothing-cools pricklq heat rashes
MEXICAN EH! POWDER
Leave to Work
Get leave to work in this world,
’tis the best you can get at all.—
E. B. Browning.
A wonderful aid for boils
where a drawing agent
is indicated. Soothing
and comforting. Fine for
children and grown-ups.
Practical. Economical.
GRAYS OINTMENT 25‘
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accompanied with noble thoughts.
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