McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, June 22, 1939, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 22, 1939 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP Jeff Bangs, owner of the circus, is amazed to hear that. "Silk” Fowler, his ringmaster, wants to marry Myra La Belle. WELL, OUT W/fTM IT.MVRA* WHAT js it vou want To TfeLL 2 WS ABOUT," sILK \ d'UNCL^15EFF“-X ^ HAVEN'T "T&LD THIS It) A SOUL NOT EVEN HAL 3UGT BEFORE THE SHOW V/A OPENED THIS VEAR ,'SU.K ASKED ME MARRX HIM ' By ED WHEELAN A/ihavs exactty what x .'Vi TOID HIM, "UNCLE JEFF. ^ AND fT MADE HIM FURIOUS *r he's deen disagreeable AND NASTy To ME EVER ^ LALA PALOOZA —Ready for the Elopers By RUBE GOLDBERG AROUND THE HOUSE Cleaning Bronze.—Don’t wash bronze ornaments with soap and water. Dust thoroughly, using a fairly stiff brush for the crevices. Any very obstinate spots or stains can generally be removed by rub bing with a piece of cut lemon dipped in salt. Polish with a chamois leather. * * * For Grease on Carpet.—Rub in powdered bathbrick with a piece of soft cloth; leave overnight, and brush out with a stiff brush. * * * Garnished Flattens.—Cold meat platters have twice the appeal when garnished attractively. * * * Before Refrigerating.—Rinse in cold water or wipe off with a damp cloth all your meats, vege tables, and fruits as soon as possi ble after they are delivered. Canned goods and bottles of milk should be wiped off before they are stored in the refrigerator or cupboard. GAZOBBLING . grasshoppers! WHAT WOULD MAMA SAY ? ^S^ATTER POP—Exclusive Rights Sale Coming Up! By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley In the Past Tense. By J. MILLAR WATT I'M ONLY JUST KEEPING MY HEAD A60VE WATER/ Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service, POP— A Literal Demonstration of Pop’s Financial Position SORRY I CANT L&ND you that MONEY, COLON&L' WHY NOT 0 Cheerful News o WORKER SHOT IN LAPCR PAN PITS ROB BANK, TWO YOUTHS ESCAPE IN AOTO DgtfWN IN LAKE U6HTNINC? STRIKES BARN.PESTRtPVEP ANNUAL STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL.SECONP CHURCH, FRIPAY NICbBT 7 ; 50 PM RIGHT ON SCHEDULE Patient—Say, doctor, pull this tooth just as quick as you can! It’s been aching like tarnation ever since last summer. I thought sometimes 1 couldn’t stand it. Dentist—Why didn’t you come to me sooner and have it pulled? Patient—I heard on the radio you should go to your dentist every six months, and I was waiting fop the time to roll round. No Substitutes “What’s the matter, child?” asked mother, hearing small Molly cry.. “My new shoes hu«* me, boo-hoo,” answered Molly. “It’s no wonder. Look, you have them on the wrong feet.” “Well, I haven’t got any other feet, boo-hoo.” Precautions Patient—I wish to consult you with regard to my utter loss of memory. Doctor — Ah, yes — what-er — in cases of this nature I always require my fee in advance. ] 1 THE WORLD AT CIS WORST By gluyas williams’" 'o' HAVi^EfS, M The cost Of CONSIDERABLE PERSONAL DlSHilV, -TRUNDLED JUNIOR'S mOOPEDE HOME FROM THE CORNER TWO BLOCHS AWAY WHERE VOU FOUND IT ABANDONED YOU DISCOVER HIS VELOCIPEDE PUT AWAY IN ITS USUAL PLACE IN THE FRONT HALL Bell Syndicate Inc Have you noticed that in hot Weather your digestion and elimina tion seem to become torpid or lazy? Your food sours, forms gas, causes belching, heartburn, and a feeling of restlessness and irritability. Your tongue may be coated, your com plexion bilious, and your bowel action sluggish or insufficient. These are some of the symptoms of biliousness or so-called “Torpid Liver,” so prevalent in hot climates. They call for calomel, or better stilL Calotabs, the nausealess calomel compound tablets that make calo- piel-taking a pleasure. Calotabs give you the effects of calomel and salts combined, helping Nature to expel the sour, stagnant bile and washing it out of the system. One or two Calotabs at bed time with a glass of water,—that’s all. Next morning your system feels clean and refreshed, your head is clear, your spirit bright, and you are feeling fine with a hearty appetite for breakfast. Eat what you wish and go about your work or pleasure^ Genuine Calotabs are sold only In checker-board (black and white) pack ages bearing the trade mark “Calotabs." Refuse Imitations. Trial package only ten cents; family package twenty-five cents, at your dealer’s (Adv.) In Review Recollect, every day, the things seen, heard, or read, which make any addition to your understand- ' ing.—Dr. I. Watts. FOR MALARIA CHILLS AND FEVER! Take This Recognized Medicine! When you’ve got Malarial chills and fever, you want real and ready relief. You don’t want to go through the usual old misery. Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic is what you want to take for Malaria. This is no new-fangled or untried preparation, but a medicine of recognized merit. Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic con tains tasteless quinidine and iron. It a uickly relieves the chills and fever ue to Malaria and also tends to build you up. That’s the double effect you want. The very next time you have an attack of Malarial chills and fever, get Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic and start taking it at once. All drug stores sell Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic. Buy the large size—gives you much more for your money. Stars Are There There will always be stars through the window bars—if we look to see them shine.—Mabel W. Clapp. Soothing’, cooling relief for tired, burning, ir* ritated feet. Stainless, snow-white. Try It. PEMETRO Habits to Cultivate Cultivate only the habits that you are willing should master you. —Elbert Hubbard. ■■ A wonderful aid for boil* where a drawing agenl Is indicated. Soothing and comforting. 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