McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 18, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 18, 1939
BIG TOP
Go on/speep.-
WHAT ELSE
SHOULD VOU
HAVE TolX>
ME ?!
"Silk” Fowler, who is responsible for the elephant’s mistreatment, comes to
the boss for a showdown.
V/ELL.&OSS, Vo* KNOW
AW'M MIGHT/ fOND OE
PAT E PH EL ANT ALTA.
AN' AH SEEN MlGTAH
J SILK "HIT HER A LOT
ob Times when he
“THOUGHT AlO ONE
VAS LQOKIN^ "
By ED WHEELAN
1
VNELL.TEFE hope
m not intruding
BUT VOU AND I ARE
DUE FOR A LITTLE
HEART-TO-HEART
TALK ♦ AREN'T
NWE ?.’!
YOU SAID IT.
SILK- - COME.
IN " "THATS
ALL TDK NOW,
'speed /,,,
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VAS
SUH,
EOSS-
GOOD
E&'NlN,
M\STAH
SILK/. J
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• Fr»»k J«I M.rk^>y«4ic«U. I**.'
l don’t HAVE
TO TELL you THAT
I'M HERE FOR A
SHOW - DOVMN , JEFF
WHAT DO you intend
To DO ABOUT GETTING-
RID or ALTA
THAT MAY
DEPEND ON
A NUMBER
OP THINGS,
"SILK*?
HERE, HAVE
A FRESH
CIGAR
LALA PALOOZA —Lala’s Hope Chest Is Full
By RUBE GOLDBERG
ZE CRYSTAL
BALL SHE SAY
"BAZOQLA BAZOOLA-
DO NOT DELAY
ZE WEDDING*.
AW, GEE,
PROFESSOR*
I HATE TO
BE SUCH
A PLUMP
BRIDE
WON’T THE GLASS r NO, NO,
BALL LET ME MY FRIEND -
TAKE OFF J&B ANY DELAY
JUST A icgfigPf WOULD BE
COUPLA fgSg&L DISASTROUSE
POUNDS?
GONZALES MOOST
MARRY YOU NOW
AND TAKE YOU FAR
AWAY FROM
YOUR SNOOPY
BROTHER
ALL
RIGHT-
ILL MARRY
HIM
. Me-...
xt 4
LALA IS
CONVINCED!
AND
GOES TO
HER
HOPE
, CHEST
TO LOOK
OVER
HER
TROUSSEAU
S’MATTER POP— Oops! There’s a Flaw in the Scheme
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