McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 04, 1939, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, MAY 4, 1939
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I ACT,"BANGS BROS- MAMMOTH SHOW" ENDED
MEANWHILE. DON WRkxHT, PRESS Afi-ENT FOR
THE OUTFIT, WAS ALREADY UPTOWN
GOLLV,
1THAT WAS
SOME SHOW.
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WOW/’DOC,'
that DAG-GONED
ELEPHAHT ACT
BROUGHT CHILLS
TO MV SPINE .BV,
CRACKy!!
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mionderin;
Hiram, if
it was j
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AN ACT
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HELLO. MR. BENTON. HERE'S
A LITTLE STORV FOR THE
MORNING EDITIONS
ABOUT OUR WONDERFUL
TRAINED ELEPHANT.
ALTA, AND . _ ^
HER TWO I &
NEW ACTS
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1 ALREADY HAVE A
DANDV STORV ABOUT
-THAT ELEPHANT - ONE
TWAFS
VERV
INTERESTING.
HR. WRIGHT
because..;
OF MV MEN PHONfcD IT IN -
5AID THE ANIMAL WENT ON
A RAMPAGE ToNIGtHT- NEARLV
KILLED THE RINGMASTER. BUT
MyRALA BELLE managed TO
C?UIET THE BEAST &EFORE-
ANVONE WAS HURT!/
By ED WHEELAN
HA-HA.' no. no, THAT was all
part of the act." there
ARE THE FACTS, AND-
ER... &y the WAV. MR.
BENTON, how manv
TCKETS DOVOUTWlNk
VOU COULD
USE
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LALA PALOOZA —Professor Zeero, Champion Check Dodger
By RUBE GOLDBERG
PROFESSOR
ZEERO, YOU
MUST TELL
LALA TO
MARRY ME
/\T ONCE
fcOME INSIDE
SENOfc
GONZALES
ZE MYSTIC
POWERS SHE
WORK BETTER
ON A FULL
STOMACH
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S’MATTER POP—He Didn’t Say Yes, He Didn’t Say No!
POP— A Realistic Problem
By J. MILLAR WATT
YOU CAN TELL YOUR TEACHER
I CAN’T AFFORD TO BUY
TEN GALLON DRUMS OP
OIL -
JUST TO SEE- HOW
MANY PINT BOTTLES
THEY WILL FILL -
AND NEXT TIME SHE
SETS YOUR. HOMEWORK
SUMS —
SHE CAN MAKE IT
WATER !
Curse of Progress
Father—What do you want now?
Haven’t 1 just set up your husband
in business?
Married Daughter — Yes, but
George wants you to buy him out!
Retort Courteous
Miss Prim—How do you like my
new walking suit?
Miss Sapp—Charming. I’ve al
ways wanted one just like it ever
since I was a little girl.
Oh, Is That It?
Betty—It’s tough to pay 50 cents a
pound for steak.
Butcher—It’s tougher when you
pay 30 cents.
Philanthropist
Sunday Morning Customer—Give
me change for a dime, please.
Druggist—Sure, and I hope you
enjoy the sermon.
Yes . . . What!?
Sisey-boy Simpson — You must
think me a perfect fool.
Betty—Oh, no. No one’s perfect.
FOLKS NEXT DOOR
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
? -> 7 TT
If V/AS RAfHER Tt'NSE All AROUND WHEtf
FRED FERLEV, AFTER PERSUADING HIS FRIENDS 1b
LET ALL THE TA*lS 60 BECAU5E-HE COULD 6l\/E THEM
A LIFT, DISCOVERED THAT HIS CAR WAS FULL OF
membfrs of the bridge CLUB HIS WIFE had PRO
MISED TO DRIVE HOME AFTER PICKIN6 HIM UP
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Chemical Water-Culture Gardens year,
around. No soil. Instructions, chemicals
25c. Soiless Guild, R. 7, Barryton, Mich.
BABY CHICKS
BRED FOR PRODUCTION: Ducks
RAISED FOR PROFIT: Chicks
SOLD BY QUALITY: Turkeys
STARTED CHICKS: Pullets
MILFORD HATCHERY ^!SSdi l |i. P Md:
New Play Dress and
a Bolero Ensemble
JUST see how much playtime
^ fashion this one design (1557)
gives you. The backless, slim-
waisted play suit is perfect for
summer sports. Wear the skirt
with it, and you have a smart
daytime dress. Add the bolero,
too, and you have a charming lit
tle suit. Make this of linen, broad
cloth, sharkskin or percale, and
trim it with gay ricrac braid.
Bolero Ensemble With Bows.
The bolero dress with princess
skirt (1731) is one thing you sim
ply must have. It’s so useful for
street and afternoon wear both.
and extremely becoming, with its
slim-waisted silhouette, wide re-
vers and bow trims. Flat crepe,
silk print, georgette and street cot
tons are good choices for this.
The Patterns.
No. 1557 is designed for sizes 12,
14, 16, 18 and 20. Size 14 requires
5% yards of 35-inch material; 10
yards of ricrac braid to trim.
No. 1731 is designed for sizes
12, 14, 16, 18 and 20. Size 14 re
quires 5% yards of 39-inch materi
al; 2Mi yards of ribbon for bows.
New Spring-Summer Pattern Book
Send 15 cents for Barbara Bell’s
Spring - Summer Pattern Book!
Make smart new frocks for street,
daytime and afternoon, with these
simple, carefully planned designs!
It’s chic, it’s easy, it’s economical,
to sew your own. Each pattern
includes a step-by-step sew chart
to guide beginners.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1324,
211 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111.
Price of patterns, 15 cents (in
coins) each.
© Ben Syndicate.—WNU Service.
How Women
in Their 40’s
Can Attract Men
Here’s good advice for a woman during her
change (usually from 38 to 62), who fears
she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries
about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells,
upset nerves and moody spells.
Get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you
need a good general system tonic take Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made
especially for women. It helps Nature build
up physical resistance, thus helps give more
vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming
jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms that
often accompany change of life. WELL
WORTH TRYING!
Perseverance Prevails
Perseverance is more prevailing
than violence; and many things
which cannot be overcome when
they are together yield themselves
up when taken little by little.—
Plutarch.
A wonderful aid for boils
where a drawing agent
is indicated. Soothing
and comforting. Fine for
children and grown-ups.
Practical. Economical.
GRAYS OINTMENT 25*
WNU—7
13—39
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Buy use of shoddy materials.
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