McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, March 16, 1939, Image 7
McCORHICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1939
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The bos* is going to find out who put Pepper in Alta’s "water, causing the
elephant to go on a rampage.
SIftw? his talk wnw jepp bangs
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LISTEN SPEED".COME
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AN" AH WANTS
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PONT NNORRy ABOUT
MEiEOyS, lM ALL.
pjjGHY — ANt> THANKS
A LOT TOR HELPING
ME OUT WITH ALTA
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By ED WHEELAN
LISTEN ,TUN!OR, IT SAVS: MVRA,
LA BELLE, ARTlSTE SUPREME OF
THE SLACK-WIRE AND TRAPEZE
WHO WILL STARTLE i ASIDuND, AND
AMA-rE yOU WITH A DARING AHD
BREATH-TAKING EXHIBITION OP
BALANCING SKILL NEVER BEFORE
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LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Is Quite an Inventor
By RUBE GOLDBERG
Y HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS
WHAT GONZALES AND
ZEERO ARE DOIN’
BY NOW - THEY
PROBABLY SWIPED
ALL THE BULBS
OUTA THE
FIXTURES
HELLO, WHAT’S
THAT? LOOKS
LIKE SOME
KIND OF A
MOTORBOAT
DOWN
ft**.
Y THIS’LL TAKE MORE WORK
THAN I DONE SINCE I WAS
A BOUNCER IN CASEY’S
BEANERY BEFORE LALA
^— CAME INTO THE
^ BIG DOUGH-BUT
SCATTER POP— For a Moment Things Looked Bad!
By C. M. PAYNE
-Am '**/ A
'-Do^-r
it’ll.
ME LEAVE—
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The Noble Experiment
*— Proof Enough
By J. MILLAR WATT
HERE’S A MAN -
A HUNDRED AND THREE
— NEVER TOUCHED
ALCOHOL IN
HIS LIFE I
SO TOTAL ABSTINENCE-
ISN'T FATAL,
AFTER
ALL I
Curse of Progress
PUT AN ELASTIC ON IT
“Yes, madam,” the postal.clerk
said, “this parcel will be all right.
But, as a matter of fact, you have
put three cents too much in stamps
on it.”
“Oh, dear,” the old lady replied,
“how awkward. I do hope it won’t
be sent too far.”
FOLKS NEXT DOOR
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Sh-h!
Here is Vienna’s latest joke:
One Viennese to another—How
are you, old chap?
“Marvelous, thanks.”
“It’s quite all right, we are not
on the telephone, you can tell me
the truth.”
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Second the Motion
Prof—What is your idea of civili
zation?”
Student—It’s a good idea. Some
body ought to start it.
Conservation
Soda Jerker—Say, why doncha
use the other straw, too?
Customer—What for? 1 haven’t
emptied this one yeti
FRED PERIEV MISSED A GOlF HATCH THE OTHER.
M0RNIN6 BECAUSE HFARlKG RAIN TAILING WHEN HF
WOKE HE SHUT OFF HIS ALARM AND WENT BACK 1& SLEEP,
DISCOVERING THREE HOURS LATER THAT THE SUN WAS SHINING AND
HIS SPRlHKLER STILL GOING FROM THE EVENING BEFORE
Needle Weaving for
Blue Lunchgen Set
By RUTH WYETH SEEARS
••■p^EAR MRS. SPEARS: I had
been wanting some really
handsome velvet rosesTo’ pep up
an evening dress. I was thrilled
to find in your Book 2, instruc
tions for making them from ma
terials I already had. I would
also like to thank you for the
knitted rag rug in Book 1. My
Mother spent many happy hours
making it last winter.”
“I thought you might be inter
ested in a luncheon set I have just
pass -s'
NEEDLE UNDER STITCHES,
\THEN WORK OVER AND
'UNDER THREADS AT A-
finished. It was planned to go
with a set of blue dishes. There
are four mats and a long runner
in medium blue linen with bands
of old fashioned needle weaving
in darker blue across the ends.
Just two edges of the napkins are
banded with the weaving.”
We can imagine how attractive
the table must be set with these
mats and the blue dishes. Some
of you who have pink dishes might
like to try the same idea in tones
of rose. Use a rather coarse lin
en. Prepare the work for the
weaving by drawing out the fabric
threads as for hemstitching. Each
step is shown here in the diagram.
Either linen or mercerized em
broidery thread may be used.
Sewing Book No. 2, Gifts,. Nov
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nose and throat, re
duce stuffy conges
tion, bring relief
with every breath.
PENETRO DROPS
Thoughtless Words
Words without thought never to
heaven go.—Shakespeare.
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