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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1939
the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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MVRA RODE THE SU&tXIED ALTA AROUND THE ARENA -
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RIGHT AFTER
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THAT "BULL", ALTA.
IS GOING TO BE
SHOT- OR ELSE
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
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YOU THE STARS HAVE SHE IS IN
NO BRILLIANCE, THE \ ZE BAG
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SONG
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PERFECTION!
YOU AND I
ALONE ON
A NIGHT
LIKE THIS
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GONZALES, AIN’T
YOU THE SWEET
. ONE - YOU
ALWAYS SAY THE]
RIGHT THING -
TSK TSK- I’LL
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POP— You May Look Different to Other Folks
By C. M. PAYNE
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POP— Beyond Question
By J. MILLAR WATT
I PASSED MY
DRIVING TEST,
POP!
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I DID THAT
AFTERWARDS !
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Curse of Progress
just eotue
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ROSES, SHORT STEMS?
I’ll have,” said the snooty young
freshman to the student waiter,
“two eggs, boiled exactly 3 minutes
and 10 seconds; toast, buttered, and
be sure it’s not too hard; coffee,
with cream, but not too much
cream—”
“Yes’m,” bowed the waiter. “And
what special design would you like
on the dishes?”—Washington Post.
Silenced
Quack doctor(to rural audience)
—Yes, gentlemen, I have sold these
pills for the last twenty years and
never heard a word of complaint.
Now, what does that prove?
A Voice in the Crowd—That dead
men tell no tales.—Santa Fe maga
zine.
Humane Act
Landlady—I see your cup of tea
on a chair, Mr. Boarder. A peculiar
place to put it!
Mr. Boarder—Not at all. It’s so
weak I put it there to rest.—The
Mentor.
PARKING ASSISTANT
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
• Ben Syndicate, lac.
S1E5 WOMAN HAV/IN6 TROUBLE
WITH NARROW PARKING SPACE
V,
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MAKES A SURl/EY* OF ^PACE
available
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SIGNALS To (TRAMP |T, AFltR,
CONSIDERABLE TIME
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keeps her backing and fill-
ins. sometimes in hisde-
■MRP TO SPEED THINSS up.
SETs HER CLEAR To BACK W
WtASf. BALKS HERPERSiS-
woman leans out of window
AND CRIES SHE'S TRV/N6fO
■tent effort? tb COME FORWARD, 6E< out of parking space .
A Bit of Embroidery
For Small Son's Suit
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
“tSeAR MRS. SPEARS: Those
pages of embroidery stitches
in your Book 2 have interested me
greatly. I can never remember
from time to time how to do even
feather stitching. It is ingenious
the way you show how to make
each kind of stitch, and I turn to
your book often. I have a small
son now four and a half years
old, and have always enjoyed
At
making his clothes and trimming
them with little touches of em
broidery. Do you think he is too
old for this? B. H.”
You still have a year or so if
you keep the suits smart and boy
ish. I am sketching an embroid
ered trimming idea for you here.
The thread should match the color
of the trousers. Mark an outline
for the embroidery with pencil as
at A. Work over this with tiny
chain stitches as at B; then make
larger chain or loop stitches as
at C and D.
Mrs. Spears’ Sewing Book 2,
Gifts, Novelties and -Embroider
ies, contains 48 pages of step-by-
step directions which have helped
thousands of women. If your
home is your hobby you will also
want Book 1—SEWING, for the
Home Decorator. Order by num
ber, enclosing 25 cents for each
book. If you order both, a crazy-
quilt leaflet with 36 authentic
patchwork stitches will be includ
ed free. Address Mrs. Spears, 210
S. Desplaines St., Chicago, I1L
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Not Boasting
Tubby—Pete boasts that his
wife made him all he is.
Heiny—That’s apologizing.
Rip Van Winkle?
Teacher of History Class (to pu
pil who had. been ill)—I’m glad to
see you back, Jack; you will have
a lot of leeway tci make up. How
long have' you been away? '■
Jack—Since William the Con
queror landed, sir.—Stray Stories.
Teacher—Robert, your arithme
tic is awful. I’ve added it four
times and each time got a differ
ent answer.
Covering Cp
Hubby—I wear the pants in my
home.
Friend—Yeah, but right after
supper I notice you wear an apron
over them.
YOU BET!
“Luden’s, like hot lem
onade, contain a factor
that helps contribute to
your alkaline reserve.**
Arthur Bartels,
AtbUtic Dinctor, Ntw York
LUDEN'S
MINTHOLCOUGH DROPS 5*
Thought at Eventide
Life’s evening will take its char
acter from the day thkt preceded
it.—Washington Irving.
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Leaf 40
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DASH IN FEATHERS..
OR SPREAD ON ROOSTS
Without Progress
Leisure without books is death,
burial alive.—Seneca.
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