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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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“Silence!” exclaimed the teacher,
as she was writing on the black
board.
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hear her.
“I say,” she said, pointing to Bet
ty, “do you know what silence is?”
The little child thought for a mo
ment.
“Yes, miss. Silence is what you
don’t hear when you listen for it!”
Obliging
Grocer—Then you don’t want no
cranberries?
Customer—No; I’ve changed my
mind. I see your cat is asleep in
those cranberries.
Grocer—Oh, that’ll be all right, I
don’t mind waking the cat up.
City Cameo
“And why did you leave your last
situation as secretary?”
“Because I wouldn’t let my chief
kiss me.”
“That’s a pity, because in other
respects you seem as if you’d suit
me admirably.”
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Washable Pictures. — Pictures
for children’s rooms can be made
washable by covering them with
white shellac.
• • •
Antique Candles.—Brush brown
floor stain over white candles to
obtain an antique effect.
* • •
Use .Honey. — Fruit cakes,
steamed puddings, cookies, and
candies made with honey stay
moist a long time.
• • •
Large Pillow Cases. — Pillow
cases wear out quickly when they
are too small for the pillows
forced into them.
• * •
For Baby’s Safety.—See that
rickety furniture is removed when
baby starts to walk, as he will
hang onto any article within reach
and it may topple over on him.
• • •
Kitchen Garden.—You can use
your kitchen window sill as a
place to grow chives, parsley, and
watercress. Plant them in nicely
painted buckets, and you’ll find'
these flavoring accessories to next
winter’s dinners Eind suppers'as
attractive as they are usefuL
DO THIS
TO RELIEVE PAIN AND
DISCOMFORT OF A COLD
Follow Simple Method Below
Takes only a Few Minutes When
Bayer Aspirin is Used
l*To ease pain and
discomfort and rednet
fever taka 2 Bayer
Tablets-—drink a
glass of water.
Repeat In 2
hours.
2. If throat Is raw from
cold, crush and dis
solve 3 Bayer Tab
lets In Va glass of
Starts to Ease Pain and Discomfort,
and Sore Throat Accompanying
Colds Almost Instantly
The simple way pictured above
often brings amazingly fast relief
from discomfort and sore throat
accompanying colds. *
Try it. Then — see your doctor.
He probably will tell you to con
tinue with the Bayer Aspirin be
cause it acts so fast to relieve dis
comforts of a cold. And to reduce
fever.
This simple way, backed by
scientific authority, has largely
supplanted the use of stror^medi
cines in easing cold symptoms.
Perhaps the easiest, most effective
way yet discovered. But make sure
you get genume
BAYER *
Aspirin.
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Our Need
My neighbor is the man who
needs me, or whom I need, which
is in the end the same thing.—;
Joseph Ernest McAfee.
TRUE!
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contain a factor that
helps contribute toyour
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fer Luden’s.”
Edna Riggs,
Lecturer, Lot Angeles
LUDEN'S
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Friendship is love without his
wings.—Byron.
Still Coughing?
Even if other medicine has failed,
don't be discouraged, try Creomul-
sion. Your druggist is authorized to
refund your money If you. are not
thoroughly satisfied with the bene
fits obtained. Creomulsion is one
word, ask for it plainly, see that the
name on the bottle Is Creomulsion,
and you’ll get the genuine product
and the relief you want. (AdvJ
CREOMULSION
For Coughs or Chest Colds
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