McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, December 15, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK, S. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1938
the Whole Family
BIG TOP
Will Alta, the elephant, go through with her act? ‘ Silk” Fowler, hungry
for revenge, hopes not.
By ED WHEELAN
be CAREFUL- AN' bTAV
OUT OF ALTA'S WAV —
SHE SURE HAS A MEAN
LOOK \N HER EVE
REMEMBER-
V2UR OOlNG- TO
DO VOUR OLt> ACT
WITH ALTA 1 DOMT
FAIL US'SKOC5K)E:'
dear.nmill you
i
Mean\mmile . speed had leftthe hospital
M/ASON AMD PICKED UP THE BU CKET >MHICH
BRAGO- HAD OFFERED ALTA
A
Under the &>\Gt ToP , Silk* foujler
NERVOUSLV WATCHED ALTA FROM THE.
far end of the areaia
IT SHOULDNT e>e lonq-
NO\N BEFORE THAT BIG''BULL
<5oES ON HER
LAST RAMPAGE
© Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
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LALA PALOOZA Professor Zeero Has an Idea
By RUBE GOLDBERG
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DON’T
WANT ANV
RUGS
TODAY
NO PRESH
INSULTS, MISTER
GONZALES -1
AM ZE GREAT
L PROFESSOR
ZEERO
il l
LALA PALOOZA, SHE
ASK ME IF SHE
SHOULD N\ARRY YOU-
YOU AAAKE IT WORTH
MY WHILE AND I
TELL HER
•\ytrcr »
WHY, I
THE 1
IDEA! E
I LOVE
HER AND
I WOULDN’T]
THINK
ALL RIGHT - l
SAY *BAZOOLA,
BAZOOLA" AND
SHE NO MARRY
YOU-
ggSllig
BUT, I’M BROKE,
PROFESSOR-OF COURSE, \ NOW
AFTER WE GET MARRIED ) YOU
I’LL HAVE CHARGE OF^ TALK
HER FINANCES jr-m^SENSlBLE
( |r „ . J'H GONZALES
11,1 j! ‘ 4 ' YOU MAKE
GOOD
COFFEE
C Frank Jay Markey Syndicate, Inc.
SWATTER POP— Ambrose, He Got Pop to Boo-hooin*
By C. M. PAYNE
i&Z.
C Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
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MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
A Man to Fit the Situation
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chore*
AMOSCCHtkE
P.PlFFLE
WAL, 1 ORTA
WAVE. ONE VJm-l
IS FEET —
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UNTIL I GIT THEM
.MOLES IM TM' BARM
FLOOR FlY-EO
fCoDyricht,
I JUST HEARD
EOnw is
Lolly (Sa^s
whs) i ■v*
fTHOOeMT
GOT
ALOK1&
sPteooitxV
WITH her
husband.
A-SME DOES-BUT'
WER MAIO CAM'T
Vtolerate: him
trv S. U. Huntley, Trade Mark Re?. U. 8. Pat. Office)
POP—Everything on the Menu Card
By Je MILLAR WATT
VtVt GOT EVERYTHING ON -
SO I S£&
THE MENU
VjfX TO-DAY, SIR /
t
YOU MIGHT BRING ME
A CLEAN ONE/
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. © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
COMB AND BRUSH
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
—mj
MOIUJEB CAUA To BRUSH HIS
WW BEfORE COMIH6 fO BRENf
p6i, MV WKH A BRUSH
-PND COMB
nj—nj
SPfS 1b V/ORK 8Uf CAH'f
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BEODES rt W)U BE EASIER.
If HE WEfS HAIR.
(FENDS WE HIW0TCS W0RWH6
ON HIS RADIO, WHILE WAHW6
1b WET HAIR
WEft HAIR AND DOCS A
WHStAKiNO JOB OH tf
J.
PlKfe ON SWEA1ER. DlSARRAriUlS
HAIR COMPLEI'ELY,
• Bell SymDeat,. Inc.
RIGHT EITHER WAT
Employer—Really, Tompkins, your
figures are disgraceful. Just look at
that three; anyone would take it for
a five.
Clerk—It is a five, sir.
Employer—Well, I should have
sworn it was a three.
Irresistible
Customer—I’ve come back to buy
the car I was looking at yesterday.
Salesman—Fine. Now tell me,
what was the one dominating thing
that m^de you decide to buy this
car?
Customer—My wife.
How Many Learn It?
Young Mother—Nurse, what is the
most difficult thing for a young
mother to learn?
Nurse—That other people have
perfect children, too.—New Outlook.
Contaminated
Son—What is filthy lucre?
Father—Money belonging to other
people.—Stray Stories Magazine.
Curse of Progress
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Sa.u5:
Nature With Wisdom
Never did Nature say one thing
and wisdom another.
A bachelor may be merely a
man who overvalues his personal
liberty.
One of the “lures” of the vamp
is to express sympathy for the
man who is sorry for himself.
He's What He Makes Himself
No man is any good because his
grandfather was. Nor can he
blame his faults on his ancestors.
America is a nation of great
cities. The metropolitan manner
is diffused everywhere. There is
even the hickiness of cities.
After a modest man has been
praised once for his modesty he is
always fishing for more praise.
Put It Into Action
Most of us have committed the
Golden Rule to memory. Now let
us commit it to life.
“Reverie of an old buggy”
would make a good sketch 139
lines long.
Something that people always
discover; That fat men do have
tempers.
—due to chest
colds are quickly
lessened when
you rub Penetro
on chest, throat
and* back. Extra-
medicated vapors
are inhaled to
soothe irritated,
congested mucous
membranes. Its
counter-irritant
action increases
local blood sup
ply-gives feeling
of local warmth.
PENETRO
Talent and Character
“Talent is formed in., solitude
and tranquillity; character is the
rush and shock of the world of
men.”—Goethe.
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the Specials
You can depend on the spe
cial sales the merchants of
our town announce in the
columns of this paper.They
mean money saving to our
readers. It always pays to
patronize the merchants
who advertise. They are
not afraid of their mer
chandise or their prices.