McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, December 01, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMTCK. S. C.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1938
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The doctor’s test reveals that pepper had been put in the water the enraged
elephant squirted at Bragg.
By ED WHEELAN
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HER ACT KNOWN AS " THE TOPER AND THE COPPER".
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ALTA SEEMS To BE*
DEMAV1N' HERSELF
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THANK HEAVENS
FOR THAT" FLIP*-
l THINK VWHEN
‘'S KOOK IE" ARRESTS
HER AND LEAPS
Her off emervtwing
Md\LL BE ALL RiSHT^
skook!
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LALA PALOOZA
The Professor Is Duly Inspired
By RUBE GOLDBERG
M A DA/A, TAKE
OFF YOUR FUR
WRAP AND
TELL ME WHAT
EEZ ON YOUR
MIND
I’M ALL Y
A-TWITTER
PROFESSOR-
I DON’T KNOW
HOW TO BEGIN
DO NOT BE AFR/ ~ r —\J
LITTLE ONE - I’LL SEE ^
WHAT SAM
SAYS ABOUT
THIS FUR/
LET US TAKE OUR TIME, \
SMALL LADY-ZE MYSTIC
POWERS MOOST COOK SLOWLY
UNTIL ZAY COME TO
A BOIL
S’MATTER POP— Well, Did You Ever Try It?
© Ben Syndicate.—WNU Service.
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
Pa Gets Out of a Bad One
POP—Fall Practice
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YOU’RE MY BROTHER,
AREN’T YOU
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© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
By C. M. PAYNE
By J. MILLAR WATT
YES 1 I BELIEVE SO.*
VHO ARE YOU ?
STOP AND ENTER
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
STARTs ACROSS INTERSECTION , Wlfr CIV*
1X6 TNERE was a stop sign tnere.
IS PRETTV WELL OUT INTO CROSSING. DOESN'T
know whether To back: op or go ahead.
SlfrRfS To BACK. AIR IS FILLED AT ONCE
wrfrt BLASTS FROM HORt^S BEHIND HIM
SIGNALS tb CARS To GO BV HIM. GETS A
DflttV LOOK FROM EACH CAR AS »f
PASSES
WITH THE COAST CLEAR AT LAST BACKS
UP TO THE CR0SSIN6
• Belt Syndicate. Inc.
FINDS The sign was a warning To
STOP FOR GAS AT HERMAN’S, AND GOES
Fdlt STEAM AHEAD, NOT TALKING MUCH
TO WIFE DURING REST OF TRIP
EVERYBODY’S SAFE
Hotel Clerk (to visitor)—May I
ask what that strange thing is
you’re carrying under your arm?
Visitor—That is a new fire escape.
I always carry it in case of fire so
that I can let myself down from the
hotel window.
Clerk—A good idea. But, by the
way, our terms for guests with fire
escapes are cash in advance.
Curse of Progress
Poor Technique
When an office manager, stickler
for efficiency, put his head in the
door and saw a young man embrac
ing the stenographer, he said:
“You used three unnecessary
movements in that transaction,
young man.’’
Inside Information
Teacher—If you had three apples
and ate one how many would you
have?”
Oliver—Three.
Teacher—How do you figure that?
Oliver—Two outside and one in
side.—Boy’s Life.
AMD S/tJT£- WB HAVEM'T SEEK
DOIKJG SO WELL DOWU HOME HERE
VOUR OA AMD J THINK IT WOULD BE
BEST IF YOU W/THOQEW FROM SCHOOL
AND CAME HOME MAYBE LATER IF
THINGS GET BETTER YOU Mk-ut ”
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traced to one of the oldest works
of Greek prose fiction, “The Ephe-
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and Abrocomas,” by Xenophon of
Ephesus, who is believed to have
lived about A. D. 150.
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mmmmm
To help build up your
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Image of the Mind
Language is the sensible por
traiture or image of the mental
process.—Bacon.
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Evil events from evil causes
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