McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, September 08, 1938, Image 7
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MeCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1938
the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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NEVER ACTED
LIKE THAT
BEFORE ”
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fAE .3EFP. AND VJE’VE GOT
TO GET RID OP HErR!
SHE'S A REGULAR
DEVIL NOVW, AND V/ILL
RUIN THE SHOW IF
VIE KEEP
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LALA PALOOZA She Has the Traffic Jitters
By RUBE GOLDBERG
OFFICER, OFFICER,
COME HERE
AT ONCE!
THIS DELAY IS AN OUTRAGE-iVE SPENT
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TRYING
TO CURE MY NERVOUS TROUBLE
AND I'LL HAVE ANOTHER
RELAPSE UNLESS YOU SUGGEST
SOMETHING
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SISTER-
WHY DON’T
YA GET OUT
AN’ WALK?
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S’MATTER POP— It’s One of Those Open and Shut Cases
By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley
Desperate Character Gives Up!
this pieces some ice cream an*
cake tm* ladies aio sassietv
MAO LEFT OVER FROM TW‘ SOCIABLE
T-ENT5E A-SENJOIKT^ / GAVUAM MOO»!
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POP—No One Would Want to Steal Him
By J. MILLAR WATT
I'M A S9LP-MAD&
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ONE THING
VOU WON
NEED TO
WORRY
ABOUT. 1
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THAT
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TAKING OUT
A PATENT!
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By GLUYAS WILUAMS
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WilVt. fAfHER WHO FlOOUft OV 1b COME SEE WHAT IOR MOVE OVER HEAR* THAT HE HAS BEEN TW*
ON Tak<N6 A NAP ' HEHaVmaOE. ER HIM. *flN6 SAND ON FAmERS
ANKLc^e
MOVES A FEW FEEf OFF EAErt tiME THAT FATHER-
and anhoONE ES hi <S starts To NAP, ASKS GOES
(,0Mb 1b SEE HOW DEEP TONS AS To WHERE HOlE
a pole he CAH P'S will Tome ooT?
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SETS E/tClftD ABO01
REAEHIH6 THIN A, A
SHOVIFOL OF SAWD E*
VENTOALLV Ctti-WHb
FATHER IN HECK.
father deopes it’s Time
<0 60 HOME, FIRST SPEND
im& halfaN moor took*
iNfc FW JUNIOR’S HAT
ONE CLEW
“Mary, my husband came home
very late last night. Can you tell
me what time it was?”
“Well, ma’am, I don’t know ex
actly, but when I got up this morn
ing the master’s hat was swinging
backwards and forwards on the hat-
stand.”—Stray Stories Magazine.
Correctly Defined
Professor—Now if I were to be
flogged, what would that be?
Class (in unison)—That would be
corporal punishment.
Professor—But if I were to be
beheaded?
Class (still in unison)—That would
be capital.—Stray Stories Magazine.
Finished
Old Lady (to motorist who has
just had a terrific smash)—I sup
pose you’ve just begun to drive?
Motorist—No, ma’am, just finished.
No Breath of Life
Twirp—Just think, fella, every
time I breathe somebody dies!
Twill—Ya got something there,
guy. Why doncha try cloves?
Curse of Progress
BETTEP SLOW OOWKJ 0*0
THEM VITTLES REMEMBER
WMAT TMEV DIO TO UWCL.E
SMOOT AFTER HE WON FIRST
PRIZE AT TM’ COOMTV
FAIR TMEV MAO MIM
DECORATED — IN A
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A Stitched Sampler
In Floss That's Gay
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Come in the eveming
Come in the morning
.f-pine when you're looked ^
1 Come without warning
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Pattern 6128.
Want some color interest for
your room? Then embroider this
cheery sampler. It is in easy
cross stitch with the flowers in
other simple stitches. Pattern 6128
contains a transfer pattern of a
panel 11% by 15 inches; color
chart and key; materials needed;
illustrations of stitches.
To obtain this pattern, send 15
cents in stamps or coins ,(coins
preferred) to The Sewing Circle,
Household Arts Dept., 259 W. 14th
St., New York City.
Please write your name, ad
dress and pattern number plainly.
Tarotite /2ecijae
oft the Week
COCONUT CAKE
Vz teaspoon soda
2 teaspoons baking
powder
teaspoon salt
1 cup orange juice
1 cup of butter
1% cups sugar
3 egg yolks
1 cup coconut
3 cups cake flour
Vi teaspoon vanilla 3 egg whites
1 teaspoon orange
extract
Cream shortening thoroughly.
Add sugar gradually. Add well
beaten egg yolks, then coconut.
Sift flour; measure, add soda, bak
ing powder, and salt, and sift
three times. Add to fipst mixture
alternately with orange juice. Add
extracts. Fold in stiffly beaten
egg whites last. Bake in two nine-
inch layer cake pans 30 minutes
at 375 degrees. Frost with boiled
frosting.
Mother Knew!
Here’s an unsolicited letter just
received from Miss B. L., who
knows whereof she speaks. Bead
and remember it!
“My mother has used Winter-
smith's from childhood. Last sum
mer I was having chills and fever
and tried all sorts of different
medicines. None seemed to do me
any good, so mother sent for some
Wmtersmith’s Tonic, and soon I
was up and well. I think there’s
nothing like it and mother says
the same. I sure recommend this
Tonic to anyone who suffers from
Malaria.”
If you have Malaria, take that
letter to heart. Get a bottle of
Wintersmith’s from your druggist,
and TRY it. That’s all we ask.
Power a Blessing
Power, when employed to re
lieve the oppressed and to punish
the oppressor, becomes a great
blessing.—Swift.
HANDY Home lUe*
MOROLINE
■ ▼■snow-white petroleum jelly
Live With Care
Be not careless in deeds, nor
confused in words, nor rambling in
thought.—Marcus Aurelius.
SMALL SIZE
60c
LARGE SIZE
Si.20
Brings Blessed Relief
from aches and pains of
RHEUMATISM i
NEURITIS and LUMBAGO > J
Try a bottl* . . Why Saffar?
WNU—7
. 36—38
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