McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 11, 1938, Image 11
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMfCK, S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 11, 1938
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LALA PALOOZA She Has a House Guest
By RUBE GOLDBERG
MISS TWITTLE,
READ ME MV APPOINTMENTS
FOR TOOAV - » THINK l*M
DUE AT THE LEAGUE FOR
ARTISTIC DOG MUZZLES AT
THREE
forty-five,
THIS IS PROBABLY AN
INVITATION TO -LADY
SMYTHE'S BALL IN HONOR
OF THE PERUVIAN AM
BASSADOR-
ALL THE
BEST PEOPLE
WILL BE
THERE
DEAR LALA: TH g LAST
MONEY YOU SENT US
WENT IN A CRAP GAME -
FANNY HAS THE MUMPS
AND THE CAR NEEDS
NEW TIRES - SEND US
MORE DOUGH-
UNCLE
DAN
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AND ON TOP OF SENDING
MONEY TO GRAFTING
LOWBROW RELATIONS,
I'VE GOT TO HAVE MY
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BROTHER,
VINCENT, LIVING WITH ME -
I WISH THEY’D ‘KEPT
HIM IN
.LEAVENWORTH i
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S*MATTER POP— Pop Can Handle Any Emergency
By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntlby
There’s One in Every Family
w ._rTER.r weichdnt
LOSE. WIS JOB A-DRIVIW
TH’ STAGE COACH,
DO HE?
NJAJU. BUT HIS OL’
LADV HAS STARTED
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POP—Pop Thinks He’ll Stay at Home
IF YOU WERE TO VISIT
MARS YOU'D BG
SCORCMED
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OR FROZEN
BY NIGHT !
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VCLL.THAT SETTLES IT. 1
I SHAN'T VISIT
MARS!
By J. MILLAR WATT
CONTEST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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IS ERRATIC, HIS STORE LAND- To MEASURE
ins On Hie wimple porch,
W BUDDY’S MISSING A 6A-
RASE WINDOW 0/ RICHES
ALMOST PERSONAL
“I understand,” said a young
woman to another, “that at your
church you are having unusually
small congregations. Is that so?”
“Yes,” answered the second girl,
“so small that every time the rec
tor says, ‘Dearly beloved,’ you feel
as if you had received a proposal.”
Got Left
Fitzjones—Did you go to the the
ater last evening, Percy?
De Brown — No; I attended a
sleight-of-hand performance.
Fitzjones—Where?
De Brown—I went to call on Miss
Le Smythe, and offered her my
hand, but she slighted it.
Back-chat
Him—Take my uncle now—there
was a man! He left everything he
had to an orphan asylum!
Her—Yes. Twelve kids!—Wash
ington Post.
No Change
“A husband like yours must have
been hard to find.”
“He still is.”
Curse of Progress
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Many men are angry with them
that tell them of their faults, when
they should be angry only with
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Practice Politeness
Politeness sometimes comes
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FROM
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Whenever you decide to freo
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