McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, July 21, 1938, Image 7

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/ McCORHICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C- THURSDAY, JULY 21, 1938 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne Solved —vgiTH Some women VoU CAisTT Set a vtoRD »n EWxEWiSE WELL, FANN'/ l§ NOT THAT — WE HAVE OUR. SPAT? AND LET »T <sO. at THAT — WHEH mV wife AND I HAVE AN ARGUMENT I ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD - "7 Yes—i APoLofirze Qua** WHAT WOMEN SAY CAUSE £ MORE TROUBLE Than WHAT meiJ THW^ S’MATTER POP—A Fellah Just Can’t Believe It!. By C. M. PAYNE M Aw! Jm ^OtsIKTA 'ast 'Ya a Question An* IFVA VJISE'C'R ACkT ME LlVCE. TfcrpAw' (JKiCLE CYjIm ^onk/a ^.et MAlP 6D • Ben Syndleate,—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY •So Thai , » Started Again—Has It? < A£r. Lolly Ga^ 1 uuderstamd sme BROKE THEIR ENGAGE HENJT Due TO oRcuMsrANices BEVONQ HER CONTROL, NES, HtS PISJ4VN)OAJ_1 C'gCUM STANCE Sy (Conyrlsht, by 8. L. Huntley. Trade Mark Re*. V. 8. Pat. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE No Sales Resistance ■jeST A MiNNiT, Mister C“° p£ ot ma/ sell, m/m A T/CMET) Ol HAVC SUMPIN' HERE — 7 OKAY—I'LL WALK ALOMff WITH YOU QUIETLY— LEI’S NOT HAVE A SCENE—YOU CAM READ THE WARRANT at the station HOUSE J — SO, I'VE BEEN SORRY and remorseful—But WWEM I TOOK THE MONEV it SEEMED The ONLY WAY OUT— § That was great work, Finney— picking- up that embezzler And GETTING A confession.'/ Y T'ANKS, CAP-BuT IT SHOEE SET me- BACK IN ME Ticket sellin' CAMPAIGN FEP- THE COPS' BENEFIT— r—' ■7r~ PEEPUL WHO NivER nuThin' Criminal ALLUS LOIRE T CURRV FAVOR> W»T' tH’ cops POP— Pop Wants to Know Which to Replace By J. MILLAR WATT I SAV ! so -fM TM IKIN6 OF MARRYING M ONE OF VOUR GIRLS HAVE I YOUR PERMISSION? YES' WWICM ONE IS IT THE MAID OR THE- COOK ? w © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. QMST READING By GLUYAS WILLIAMS MO-ftlER -ftus MM io While WOTHE* 6C& U>0KS -THPOUeH ONE felt's All HIS 01$ FA* 6Ef A BOOK AWD REAP -MlNGS READY IN Klf- OR TWO BOt DOESIST tORIfEb POWlJ aulEftV UNtn. WESTS CHEW, Find -THEM very COME. /_ IN5P1WN6. tOORSTtWOOfeH -THEM 8lX CANT MANE UP HIS MIND WHICH HE WANfi tb READ MOST. RFHMBERS HE WANftD To loox up ARtiaE on sYam Pi IN BOVS’ MAGAZINE AND Wfc OlT AUHIS BACK NUMBERS. IS READING QUlE-flV IN MIDDLE OF LIVING-ROOM FLOOR AS 6UESf5 ARRIVE (OnpjrHftM. hy Th# n#ll Fyn^lestt. Jwf > CONCESSIONS TO THE TRADE Customer—A dollar and a half for this prescription? That*s very high. Druggist—No, sir—the drugs in it are very costly. Customer—Since when? I used to be a druggist myself. Druggist—Why didn’t you say so? It’ll be 15 cents.”—Farm Journal. Appropriate Aviator (entering clothing store) —I’d like some flying clothes. Bright Cierk—O. K. We’ll start you off with a wing collar. Oak Joke Officer—Hey, you! What’re you doing up in that there tree? Tramp—Believe It or not, mister, I sat on it when it was an acorn. TOD CAN’T WIN “But, my dear,” exclaimed the peace-loving husband, “you've been talking for an hour and I haven’t said a word.” “No,” snapped his wife, haven’t said anything, but been listening in a sassy way, and I’mi riot going to stand for it!” “You you’ve Surface - Stains on Teeth Yield to Pepsodent with IRIUM BOTH Pepsodent Tooth Paste and Powder contain Marvelous Irium • There’s a reason why Pepsodent can make your teeth glisten and gleam as they naturally should! The answer? Irium, that remarkable new cleansing agent found in Pepsodent alone of ALL. dentifrices* Once you’ve used this new-day denti frice you’ll see for yourself how much more effective it actually is! You’ll see how Pepsodent — thanks to wonderful Irium—gently brushes away cloudy sur face-stains . . . how it polishes teeth to a dazzling natural brilliance! . . . And Pep sodent works SAFELY I It contains NO BLEACH, NO GRIT. NO PUMICE! Try it! SURE TO WIN [IJ He—Do you think this would b« a propitious time to ask your father for your hand? She—I think it would—I’ve just asked him for a new automobile. WORSE THAN AN HOUR “How do you like this daylight saving scheme?” “Not a cuss; I have to get up about a month before morning.” SOMETHING COMING 1 ‘My wife wants nothing but mon ey! Morning, noon and night, it’B money, money, money!” “What does she do with it all?” “Nothing as yet—I haven’t gives her any.” ILLUMINATION Hubby—You can argue all you please, I can’t see it! But why did you snap on all the lights? Wifie—Thought you might be able to see the matter in a brighter light. WHO’S AFRAID? J “Who’s that -meek little fellow, who’s so plainly afraid of his wife, going into the dressing tent? “That I Oh. that’s the Wild Man of Borneo in the side show.” OF COURSE, OF COURSE “He’s a brilliant young engineer, % but talks about nothing but build ing tunnels, you know.” “Terribly boring, of course.” THAT’S DIFFERENT “Be honest— it doesn’t pay to take anything!” “How about a hint?” TRY THAT ONE Patient—What shall 1 keep on this bruise on my back, doctor? Doctor—Oh, nothing—just keen your eye on it—that’s all! SPRING AFFLICTION Frog—Croak, croak, croak, 1 can’t sing a note, I must have a man in my throat.