McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, July 21, 1938, Image 7
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McCORHICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C- THURSDAY, JULY 21, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
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By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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CONCESSIONS TO THE TRADE
Customer—A dollar and a half for
this prescription? That*s very high.
Druggist—No, sir—the drugs in it
are very costly.
Customer—Since when? I used to
be a druggist myself.
Druggist—Why didn’t you say so?
It’ll be 15 cents.”—Farm Journal.
Appropriate
Aviator (entering clothing store)
—I’d like some flying clothes.
Bright Cierk—O. K. We’ll start
you off with a wing collar.
Oak Joke
Officer—Hey, you! What’re you
doing up in that there tree?
Tramp—Believe It or not, mister,
I sat on it when it was an acorn.
TOD CAN’T WIN
“But, my dear,” exclaimed the
peace-loving husband, “you've been
talking for an hour and I haven’t
said a word.”
“No,” snapped his wife,
haven’t said anything, but
been listening in a sassy way, and
I’mi riot going to stand for it!”
“You
you’ve
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SURE TO WIN
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He—Do you think this would b«
a propitious time to ask your father
for your hand?
She—I think it would—I’ve just
asked him for a new automobile.
WORSE THAN AN HOUR
“How do you like this daylight
saving scheme?”
“Not a cuss; I have to get up
about a month before morning.”
SOMETHING COMING
1
‘My wife wants nothing but mon
ey! Morning, noon and night, it’B
money, money, money!”
“What does she do with it all?”
“Nothing as yet—I haven’t gives
her any.”
ILLUMINATION
Hubby—You can argue all you
please, I can’t see it! But why did
you snap on all the lights?
Wifie—Thought you might be able
to see the matter in a brighter
light.
WHO’S AFRAID?
J
“Who’s that -meek little fellow,
who’s so plainly afraid of his wife,
going into the dressing tent?
“That I Oh. that’s the Wild Man
of Borneo in the side show.”
OF COURSE, OF COURSE
“He’s a brilliant young engineer, %
but talks about nothing but build
ing tunnels, you know.”
“Terribly boring, of course.”
THAT’S DIFFERENT
“Be honest— it doesn’t pay to take
anything!”
“How about a hint?”
TRY THAT ONE
Patient—What shall 1 keep on
this bruise on my back, doctor?
Doctor—Oh, nothing—just keen
your eye on it—that’s all!
SPRING AFFLICTION
Frog—Croak, croak, croak, 1 can’t
sing a note, I must have a man in
my throat.